Koala Bear and a Prostitute - GoFuckYourself.com

ClamSmacker · 07-13-2004, 06:30 AM

A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited.
They spent the night together in a hotel, he went down on her and had sex in the morning one last time before departing.
As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled,"Hey, what about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders.
She said, "Come here", and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid.
"Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her, "Eats bush, roots and leaves".

Spunky · 07-13-2004, 06:31 AM

Heh Heh

johnbosh · 07-13-2004, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Heh Heh

nice

OzMan · 07-13-2004, 06:47 AM

BTW for the non-aussies,
"root" in Australia means "fuck", not "cheer" as it does in USA

So "I will be rooting for you" has quite different meanings and I still crack up everytime I hear it

Firehorse · 07-13-2004, 07:58 AM

Being an Aussie I have heard that one before and it still made me laugh!

07-13-2004, 06:30 AM	#1
ClamSmacker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oztralia Posts: 677	Koala Bear and a Prostitute A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a hotel, he went down on her and had sex in the morning one last time before departing. As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled,"Hey, what about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here", and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid. "Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her, "Eats bush, roots and leaves".

07-13-2004, 06:31 AM	#2
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07-13-2004, 07:58 AM	#5
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Being an Aussie I have heard that one before and it still made me laugh! __________________ MySweetEbony

07-13-2004, 06:47 AM	#4
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	BTW for the non-aussies, "root" in Australia means "fuck", not "cheer" as it does in USA So "I will be rooting for you" has quite different meanings and I still crack up everytime I hear it