Koala Bear and a Prostitute

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  • ClamSmacker
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 677

    #1

    Koala Bear and a Prostitute

    A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited.
    They spent the night together in a hotel, he went down on her and had sex in the morning one last time before departing.
    As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled,"Hey, what about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders.
    She said, "Come here", and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid.
    "Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her, "Eats bush, roots and leaves".
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Heh Heh

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    • johnbosh
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 8965

      #3
      Originally posted by spunky1
      Heh Heh
      nice

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      • OzMan
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 9162

        #4


        BTW for the non-aussies,
        "root" in Australia means "fuck", not "cheer" as it does in USA

        So "I will be rooting for you" has quite different meanings and I still crack up everytime I hear it

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        • Firehorse
          Desire it and have it!!!
          • Apr 2002
          • 30767

          #5
          Being an Aussie I have heard that one before and it still made me laugh!
          MySweetEbony

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