Jason: Britney was "an animal" in bed - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 07-12-2004, 12:04 PM

By Howard Gensler

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Now that Britney Spears is getting married again, it's dawned on devastated 55-hour hubby No. 1, Jason Alexander, that Brit isn't coming back.

So he's telling all about their Oops...they did it again and again and again sex romp in Las Vegas.

In Britain's News of the World, Alexander says the pair stayed at the "Real World"-themed suite at the Palms and after a Lobster dinner returned around 4 a.m. (service must have been slooooow).

"We knew what was going to happen," Jason told News of the World. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing.

"I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted... .She was good at everything. She was an animal in bed.

"We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

"Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom...We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right."

Jason, clearly a good mental match for Brit, said the couple "didn't use any precautions."

After a short nap in each other's arms, Jason awoke "really aroused again."

"Britney was asleep," he says, "but when I tried it on with her she didn't hold back."

(Imagine if she was awake.)

That afternoon, it was more sex, this time in the bathtub. Then it was off to Planet Holywood for dinner.

(See, rich stars who have sex all day really are like the rest of us.)

"Britney wanted to stay out and I wanted to go to bed," Jason added, "so she made me promise that if I made love to her all night we could go back to the room.

"The sex was mind-blowing and rough...It was so wild we managed to fall off the bed together."

The next night it was more of the same. And when the couple was cuddled up in bed afterward, Britney reportedly said:

"I want to ask you something but I don't know how to."

Jason told her she could ask him anything. "She acted really shy," he said, "and said, 'Will you marry me?'

"I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, 'Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans. We ran downstairs and jumped into the hotel limo. I'll never forget saying, 'Take us to the nearest chapel - we're getting married'."

And the rest is history.

Ellen Gray in L.A.

Pat Croce won't be the only Philadelphian trying to change people's lives on TV this fall.

Former WPHI-FM personality Egypt is one of four hosts for a new syndicated show, "Home Delivery," that's offering everything from makeovers to band uniforms for people in need.

The 26-year-old DJ, who now works for New York's Power 105, grew up at Broad and Olney. She got her degree in broadcasting and communications from Temple while working in radio, starting in 1995 at WRTI-FM as the host of "Turn on the Quiet."

Along the way, Egypt, who describes her life as "one spectacular event after another," got TV exposure on BET, MTV2 and UPN.

Still, "radio has been wonderful to me," she said this weekend. "I'm still on the radio in New York City on the weekends. I work seven days a week. Monday through Friday, I'm on the road, traveling with the show, 'Home Delivery,' Saturday and Sunday I'm on the radio in New York, at Power 105.1 FM."

And how long can she keep that up?

"As long as I take my vitamins."

AVM · 07-12-2004, 12:10 PM

Odd, for an apparent/supposed/alluded virgin for all these years. Now suddenly is the pornstar of pop? Odd or not, that shit is definitely hot! Go Britney

*Maybe now I'll actually give her the time of the day, just maybe.

WiredGuy · 07-12-2004, 12:22 PM

More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

p1mpdogg · 07-12-2004, 12:27 PM

i wouldnt let her suck the shit off my dick after fucking boneprone in his ass

Jill_J · 07-12-2004, 12:30 PM

Britney rocks

fuelcell · 07-12-2004, 12:31 PM

Damn! That guy should write for Penthouse Forums.

SykkBoy · 07-12-2004, 12:32 PM

This reads too much like a Penthouse letter....

SykkBoy · 07-12-2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
Damn! That guy should write for Penthouse Forums.

whoa, twisted minds think alike......

Manowar · 07-12-2004, 12:35 PM

After the pics that have been posted here, i dont think it was that much fun

Rich · 07-12-2004, 12:35 PM

What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.

misty_dayz · 07-12-2004, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i wouldnt let her suck the shit off my dick after fucking boneprone in his ass

Well lucky for you that is nothing the likes of you would ever have to worry about. You have nothing to offer someone like her.

jade_dragon · 07-12-2004, 12:52 PM

Actually she never said she was a virgin much, people assumed. She outwardly admitted to sleeping with Justin.

This girl is a dime a dozen in New Orleans and the surrounding area. Maybe I should start up an escourt service using the clones of her I see everyday since the world likes her so much. I will even give discounts to the members of the boards! Anyway I am hiring this kid to write for me I CALLED HIM FIRST!

cherrylula · 07-12-2004, 12:55 PM

Well supposedly she was fucking Justin Timberlake for years.

Its no surprise the first guy that gives her a decent fuck she proposes to and marries.

KRL · 07-12-2004, 01:25 PM

Very hittable!

boardersweetie · 07-12-2004, 01:33 PM

that's hot.

polish_aristocrat · 07-12-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
By Howard Gensler

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why do you post this guy's addy here?

kane · 07-12-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.

actually I had read that he didn't want to get a divorce and she gave him 500K to sign the anulment papers. so he got to bang her and he got 500K out of it.

not too bad

C-Bass · 07-12-2004, 01:48 PM

dat was one lucky bastard

Babagirls · 07-12-2004, 01:51 PM

i need the video! why?? well....see sig lol

nofx · 07-12-2004, 01:54 PM

shes kinky

SykkBoy · 07-12-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by misty_dayz
Well lucky for you that is nothing the likes of you would ever have to worry about. You have nothing to offer someone like her.

not true, I hear pimpdog has a huge cock...

Matiz · 07-12-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.

Basic_man · 07-12-2004, 01:58 PM

mouhahahaha, that's funny

kimzar · 07-12-2004, 01:59 PM

good for him

AndrewKanuck · 07-12-2004, 02:07 PM

I fucked her.

Syl · 07-12-2004, 02:07 PM

whew..nice story ..thnx..i want sex now ..

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Very hittable!

girl_next_door · 07-12-2004, 06:54 PM

never ending Britney story....but i must admit that i enjoy that one

sickkittens · 07-12-2004, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
actually I had read that he didn't want to get a divorce and she gave him 500K to sign the anulment papers. so he got to bang her and he got 500K out of it.

not too bad

I just heard today that he was forced to sign the papers and that he wasn't even sent home first class.

Vitasoy · 07-12-2004, 07:12 PM

Damn I hope he tapes it next time and please break up.....

Rochard · 07-12-2004, 07:12 PM

WHERE'S THE DAMN VIDEO?

bad_girl · 07-12-2004, 07:18 PM

Her first hubby looks like such a tool. In fact, I am willing to bet 100 bux that he lost his virginity that night and had nothing to compare their sex to.

BG

Ash@phpFX · 07-12-2004, 07:26 PM

that guy should write story content

that pic is hot

OzMan · 07-12-2004, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

That suite was already hooked up with video feeds for "The Real World" and I am sure Britney's ex and Palms owner George Maloof has some video in his safe waiting for the right moment.

Check out this version of the wedding

pxxx · 07-12-2004, 07:44 PM

Video would be the best selling thing in porn since porn itself. if that made any sense.

TweetyBird · 07-12-2004, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

lol

Reak · 07-12-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

What he said.

Lykos · 07-12-2004, 09:57 PM

I'd hit her

Jason Fromm · 07-13-2004, 03:55 AM

This thread is pointless without pictures.

I bet that bitch fucks like a little mink.

johnbosh · 07-13-2004, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Fromm
This thread is pointless without pictures.

I bet that bitch fucks like a little mink.

I agree

fishy · 07-13-2004, 04:17 AM

Me too.

That [un]lucky Jason should write a book! It would be a best seller for sure.

See more on this here:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...ws/news1.shtml

fuzzylogic · 07-13-2004, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
This reads too much like a Penthouse letter....

i agree, i don't buy it

Adulter · 07-13-2004, 04:44 AM

cheap dumb PR

bopha · 07-13-2004, 05:44 AM

He's heard that Brit isn't having a Pre-nup for her upcoming wedding to Kevin Federline, who BTW, could get half her 100 million dollar fortune if they split.

Jason only got a Porshe and a little cash so he's going to try to make a little bank with a kiss and tell.

eiht_98 · 07-13-2004, 05:48 AM

my dick got hard

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Jason: Britney was "an animal" in bed By Howard Gensler [email protected] Now that Britney Spears is getting married again, it's dawned on devastated 55-hour hubby No. 1, Jason Alexander, that Brit isn't coming back. So he's telling all about their Oops...they did it again and again and again sex romp in Las Vegas. In Britain's News of the World, Alexander says the pair stayed at the "Real World"-themed suite at the Palms and after a Lobster dinner returned around 4 a.m. (service must have been slooooow). "We knew what was going to happen," Jason told News of the World. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing. "I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted... .She was good at everything. She was an animal in bed. "We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us. "Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom...We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right." Jason, clearly a good mental match for Brit, said the couple "didn't use any precautions." After a short nap in each other's arms, Jason awoke "really aroused again." "Britney was asleep," he says, "but when I tried it on with her she didn't hold back." (Imagine if she was awake.) That afternoon, it was more sex, this time in the bathtub. Then it was off to Planet Holywood for dinner. (See, rich stars who have sex all day really are like the rest of us.) "Britney wanted to stay out and I wanted to go to bed," Jason added, "so she made me promise that if I made love to her all night we could go back to the room. "The sex was mind-blowing and rough...It was so wild we managed to fall off the bed together." The next night it was more of the same. And when the couple was cuddled up in bed afterward, Britney reportedly said: "I want to ask you something but I don't know how to." Jason told her she could ask him anything. "She acted really shy," he said, "and said, 'Will you marry me?' "I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, 'Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans. We ran downstairs and jumped into the hotel limo. I'll never forget saying, 'Take us to the nearest chapel - we're getting married'." And the rest is history. Ellen Gray in L.A. Pat Croce won't be the only Philadelphian trying to change people's lives on TV this fall. Former WPHI-FM personality Egypt is one of four hosts for a new syndicated show, "Home Delivery," that's offering everything from makeovers to band uniforms for people in need. The 26-year-old DJ, who now works for New York's Power 105, grew up at Broad and Olney. She got her degree in broadcasting and communications from Temple while working in radio, starting in 1995 at WRTI-FM as the host of "Turn on the Quiet." Along the way, Egypt, who describes her life as "one spectacular event after another," got TV exposure on BET, MTV2 and UPN. Still, "radio has been wonderful to me," she said this weekend. "I'm still on the radio in New York City on the weekends. I work seven days a week. Monday through Friday, I'm on the road, traveling with the show, 'Home Delivery,' Saturday and Sunday I'm on the radio in New York, at Power 105.1 FM." And how long can she keep that up? "As long as I take my vitamins."

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