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DarkJedi 07-12-2004 12:04 PM

Jason: Britney was "an animal" in bed
 
By Howard Gensler

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Now that Britney Spears is getting married again, it's dawned on devastated 55-hour hubby No. 1, Jason Alexander, that Brit isn't coming back.

So he's telling all about their Oops...they did it again and again and again sex romp in Las Vegas.

In Britain's News of the World, Alexander says the pair stayed at the "Real World"-themed suite at the Palms and after a Lobster dinner returned around 4 a.m. (service must have been slooooow).

"We knew what was going to happen," Jason told News of the World. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing.

"I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted... .She was good at everything. She was an animal in bed.

"We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

"Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom...We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right."

Jason, clearly a good mental match for Brit, said the couple "didn't use any precautions."

After a short nap in each other's arms, Jason awoke "really aroused again."

"Britney was asleep," he says, "but when I tried it on with her she didn't hold back."

(Imagine if she was awake.)

That afternoon, it was more sex, this time in the bathtub. Then it was off to Planet Holywood for dinner.

(See, rich stars who have sex all day really are like the rest of us.)

"Britney wanted to stay out and I wanted to go to bed," Jason added, "so she made me promise that if I made love to her all night we could go back to the room.

"The sex was mind-blowing and rough...It was so wild we managed to fall off the bed together."

The next night it was more of the same. And when the couple was cuddled up in bed afterward, Britney reportedly said:

"I want to ask you something but I don't know how to."

Jason told her she could ask him anything. "She acted really shy," he said, "and said, 'Will you marry me?'

"I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, 'Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans. We ran downstairs and jumped into the hotel limo. I'll never forget saying, 'Take us to the nearest chapel - we're getting married'."

And the rest is history.

Ellen Gray in L.A.

Pat Croce won't be the only Philadelphian trying to change people's lives on TV this fall.

Former WPHI-FM personality Egypt is one of four hosts for a new syndicated show, "Home Delivery," that's offering everything from makeovers to band uniforms for people in need.

The 26-year-old DJ, who now works for New York's Power 105, grew up at Broad and Olney. She got her degree in broadcasting and communications from Temple while working in radio, starting in 1995 at WRTI-FM as the host of "Turn on the Quiet."

Along the way, Egypt, who describes her life as "one spectacular event after another," got TV exposure on BET, MTV2 and UPN.

Still, "radio has been wonderful to me," she said this weekend. "I'm still on the radio in New York City on the weekends. I work seven days a week. Monday through Friday, I'm on the road, traveling with the show, 'Home Delivery,' Saturday and Sunday I'm on the radio in New York, at Power 105.1 FM."

And how long can she keep that up?

"As long as I take my vitamins."

AVM 07-12-2004 12:10 PM

Odd, for an apparent/supposed/alluded virgin for all these years. Now suddenly is the pornstar of pop? Odd or not, that shit is definitely hot! Go Britney :thumbsup :thumbsup




*Maybe now I'll actually give her the time of the day, just maybe.

WiredGuy 07-12-2004 12:22 PM

More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

p1mpdogg 07-12-2004 12:27 PM

i wouldnt let her suck the shit off my dick after fucking boneprone in his ass

Jill_J 07-12-2004 12:30 PM

Britney rocks:Graucho

fuelcell 07-12-2004 12:31 PM

Damn! That guy should write for Penthouse Forums. :Graucho

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 12:32 PM

This reads too much like a Penthouse letter....

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
Damn! That guy should write for Penthouse Forums. :Graucho
whoa, twisted minds think alike......

Manowar 07-12-2004 12:35 PM

After the pics that have been posted here, i dont think it was that much fun :(

Rich 07-12-2004 12:35 PM

What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.

misty_dayz 07-12-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i wouldnt let her suck the shit off my dick after fucking boneprone in his ass
Well lucky for you that is nothing the likes of you would ever have to worry about. You have nothing to offer someone like her.

jade_dragon 07-12-2004 12:52 PM

Actually she never said she was a virgin much, people assumed. She outwardly admitted to sleeping with Justin.

This girl is a dime a dozen in New Orleans and the surrounding area. Maybe I should start up an escourt service using the clones of her I see everyday since the world likes her so much. I will even give discounts to the members of the boards! Anyway I am hiring this kid to write for me I CALLED HIM FIRST!

cherrylula 07-12-2004 12:55 PM

Well supposedly she was fucking Justin Timberlake for years.

Its no surprise the first guy that gives her a decent fuck she proposes to and marries.

:1orglaugh

KRL 07-12-2004 01:25 PM

http://www.efanguide.com/~vma/Pictur..._spears_01.JPG

Very hittable! :Graucho :winkwink:

boardersweetie 07-12-2004 01:33 PM

that's hot.

polish_aristocrat 07-12-2004 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
By Howard Gensler

[email protected]



why do you post this guy's addy here?

kane 07-12-2004 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.
actually I had read that he didn't want to get a divorce and she gave him 500K to sign the anulment papers. so he got to bang her and he got 500K out of it.

not too bad

C-Bass 07-12-2004 01:48 PM

dat was one lucky bastard

Babagirls 07-12-2004 01:51 PM

i need the video! why?? well....see sig lol :glugglug

nofx 07-12-2004 01:54 PM

shes kinky:Graucho

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by misty_dayz
Well lucky for you that is nothing the likes of you would ever have to worry about. You have nothing to offer someone like her.
not true, I hear pimpdog has a huge cock...

Matiz 07-12-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
What a moron this kid is, couldn't keep her long enough to get any cash, and didn't even film any fucking.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 07-12-2004 01:58 PM

mouhahahaha, that's funny

kimzar 07-12-2004 01:59 PM

good for him

AndrewKanuck 07-12-2004 02:07 PM

I fucked her.

Syl 07-12-2004 02:07 PM

whew..nice story ..thnx..i want sex now ..:1orglaugh

axelcat 07-12-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
http://www.efanguide.com/~vma/Pictur..._spears_01.JPG

Very hittable! :Graucho :winkwink:

:thumbsup

girl_next_door 07-12-2004 06:54 PM

never ending Britney story....but i must admit that i enjoy that one

sickkittens 07-12-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
actually I had read that he didn't want to get a divorce and she gave him 500K to sign the anulment papers. so he got to bang her and he got 500K out of it.

not too bad

I just heard today that he was forced to sign the papers and that he wasn't even sent home first class. :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 07-12-2004 07:12 PM

Damn I hope he tapes it next time and please break up..... :Graucho

Rochard 07-12-2004 07:12 PM

WHERE'S THE DAMN VIDEO?

bad_girl 07-12-2004 07:18 PM

Her first hubby looks like such a tool. In fact, I am willing to bet 100 bux that he lost his virginity that night and had nothing to compare their sex to.


BG

Ash@phpFX 07-12-2004 07:26 PM

that guy should write story content

that pic is hot:thumbsup :thumbsup

OzMan 07-12-2004 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

That suite was already hooked up with video feeds for "The Real World" and I am sure Britney's ex and Palms owner George Maloof has some video in his safe waiting for the right moment.

Check out this version of the wedding :)

pxxx 07-12-2004 07:44 PM

Video would be the best selling thing in porn since porn itself. if that made any sense.:glugglug :1orglaugh

TweetyBird 07-12-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

lol :glugglug

Reak 07-12-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
More importantly, is there video yet?
WG

What he said.

Lykos 07-12-2004 09:57 PM

I'd hit her :banana

Jason Fromm 07-13-2004 03:55 AM

This thread is pointless without pictures.

I bet that bitch fucks like a little mink.

johnbosh 07-13-2004 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Fromm
This thread is pointless without pictures.

I bet that bitch fucks like a little mink.

I agree

fishy 07-13-2004 04:17 AM

Me too.

That [un]lucky Jason should write a book! It would be a best seller for sure.

See more on this here:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...ws/news1.shtml

fuzzylogic 07-13-2004 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
This reads too much like a Penthouse letter....
i agree, i don't buy it

Adulter 07-13-2004 04:44 AM

cheap dumb PR

bopha 07-13-2004 05:44 AM

He's heard that Brit isn't having a Pre-nup for her upcoming wedding to Kevin Federline, who BTW, could get half her 100 million dollar fortune if they split.


Jason only got a Porshe and a little cash so he's going to try to make a little bank with a kiss and tell.

eiht_98 07-13-2004 05:48 AM

my dick got hard


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