Selling penis enlargment pills ... Ethical or not? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 03:06 PM

Penis enlargement pills... Do they work? Do you sell them but beileve they don't work? Vote!

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:11 PM

BradM · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

He who has morals when it comes to making money is lost.

100% money back guarantee. If they didn't work we would be out of business due to returns.

People who don't promote them are just losing money. Bottom line. I've had this argument many times and the next day they get a sale on their TGP.

Evil1 · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

why dont they work? get a couple bags of skittles, rub the s off each one, then take one a day and see for yourself.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
He who has morals when it comes to making money is lost.

100% money back guarantee. If they didn't work we would be out of business due to returns.

People who don't promote them are just losing money. Bottom line. I've had this argument many times and the next day they get a sale on their TGP.

AH-FUCKING-MEN Brad ... ALmost every pill company offers a money back guartenee and if people hated our product so much and we are a complete how the fuck do we stand in biz?

What about selling porn ? What about a kid landing a porn site ? What do you think about that ? What about the morals in slangin porn ?

Have you tried the pill market ? If not you are missing out on REAL money. LOTS of it...

IT FUCKING SELLS AND PEOPLE LOVE IT!

zanycash Pete · 07-12-2004, 03:18 PM

Hmmmm! probably not since I doubt they work!

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 03:21 PM

I asked if it was ethical, not if it was moral. Look them up and learn the difference.

Besides, promising a money-back guarantee is not the same as paying it. If you're willing to sell bogus pills, why should anyone trust you with their money or their credit card number?
Edit: Why should anyone trust you to give their money back?

Jman · 07-12-2004, 03:22 PM

How about ALL the Herbal products the sell in natural food store.

It's not about ethics it's about business.

I saw an Ad for the new deodorant in spray called AXE, the guy had 5 chicks or somethign like that around him... I been wearing it for over a month now and still don't have 5 chicks around me...

Should I sue the company these FUCKERS lied to me

tony286 · 07-12-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
He who has morals when it comes to making money is lost.

100% money back guarantee. If they didn't work we would be out of business due to returns.

People who don't promote them are just losing money. Bottom line. I've had this argument many times and the next day they get a sale on their TGP.

So you are saying you have no morals, that would be a good ad for your new billing company.lol They dont work and everyone knows it people dont return them because it takes too much effort.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
How about ALL the Herbal products the sell in natural food store.

It's not about ethics it's about business.

I saw an Ad for the new deodorant in spray called AXE, the guy had 5 chicks or somethign like that around him... I been wearing it for over a month now and still don't have 5 chicks around me...

Should I sue the company these FUCKERS lied to me

Dude that axe shit works

Fizzgig · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

I want to know the ONE who tried them...meet me in my closet at midnight

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
So you are saying you have no morals, that would be a good ad for your new billing company.lol They dont work and everyone knows it people dont return them because it takes too much effort.

If the surfers are not happy they would return the item. So it must be doing something in the pants

polish_aristocrat · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

I think they dont work but people are afraid to ask for their money back, bacause that would be like admitting they have a small penis and were so desperate to buy pills.
They might charge back ( but not everyone knows about this possibility ) but i dont think many customers will contact the website directly and admit they didnt work via email, phone call etc.

Jman · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
Dude that axe shit works

Maybe I am using it the wrong way

Fizzgig · 07-12-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
So you are saying you have no morals, that would be a good ad for your new billing company.lol They dont work and everyone knows it people dont return them because it takes too much effort.

Exactly. Every company knows that, and that's why nearly every company feels safe using "Money back guarantee" in their advertising.

polish_aristocrat · 07-12-2004, 03:27 PM

btw, i dont want anyone offering me pills to prove that they work...i would be actually afraid to take them

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
Maybe I am using it the wrong way

Brad gave me tips .. So maybe if you give him a raise he will give you some tips

tony286 · 07-12-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
If the surfers are not happy they would return the item. So it must be doing something in the pants

I doubt it and you know that lol Also most people want to believe and they will keep taking it til the bottle is finished. Offering a money back guarantee and paying are two very different things . lol

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
If the surfers are not happy they would return the item. So it must be doing something in the pants

thats funny shit. Too much effort they chalk it up as a loss. Your not that dumb are you?

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
I doubt it and you know that lol Also most people want to believe and they will keep taking it til the bottle is finished. Offering a money back guarantee and paying are two very different things . lol

Its a no hassle return . They call ... and it goes from there ... Hell if you want to test our system I welcome you to see if we really do return the money in a timely fashion

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by 80smetal
thats funny shit. Too much effort they chalk it up as a loss. Your not that dumb are you?

Takes around 10 minutes.

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
Its a no hassle return . They call ... and it goes from there ... Hell if you want to test our system I welcome you to see if we really do return the money in a timely fashion

who pays for the return shipping?

MasterBlogger · 07-12-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
If the surfers are not happy they would return the item. So it must be doing something in the pants

Lets be honest - come on.
They don't work and people can't be hassled with the "return policy" to get their money back.

However, I do believe that clitoris-glans enlargement for both genders is possible based upon the fact that an applied force to any part of the human body it seems has an "affect".

There is MUCH evidence that body modification by "stretching" works.

Further - every "photo" of the "proof" of penis enlargement pills I have seen has been digitally retouched.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by 80smetal
who pays for the return shipping?

We do. All money is returned.

SuckOnThis · 07-12-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
If the surfers are not happy they would return the item. So it must be doing something in the pants

Have you convinced yourself of that so you're able to sleep at night?

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by MasterBlogger
Lets be honest - come on.
They don't work and people can't be hassled with the "return policy" to get their money back.

However, I do believe that clitoris-glans enlargement for both genders is possible based upon the fact that an applied force to any part of the human body it seems has an "affect".

There is MUCH evidence that body modification by "stretching" works.

Further - every "photo" of the "proof" of penis enlargement pills I have seen has been digitally retouched.

Oh man

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Have you convinced yourself of that so you're able to sleep at night?

Yes you have figured me out... and Im sure if you knew how to make real money on pills you would be selling them like no other.

wakan · 07-12-2004, 03:36 PM

For the present i advertise only things that are for me interesting.
Girl solo, lesbian, group, cartoon

, etc.

this product i didn't need yet (thanks God)

but i understand to other webmasters that by this i'm missing out on real money...

BradM · 07-12-2004, 03:37 PM

Oh good it is Masterblogger, the resident expert in playing with 6 year old boys winkies.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wakan
For the present i advertise only things that are for me interesting.
Girl solo, lesbian, group, cartoon , etc.

this product i didn't need yet (thanks God)

but i understand to other webmasters that by this i'm missing out on real money...

Smart man ... I used to do that aswell ... I had no intrest in many niche's so i found it really hard to work but then i realized that I am missing out on REAL money .. Micro Niches and Pills sell so well it is un real.

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Oh good it is Masterblogger, the resident expert in playing with 6 year old boys winkies.

brad can I spam xtremepays pills?

BradM · 07-12-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by 80smetal
brad can I spam xtremepays pills?

Uh, no.

MasterBlogger · 07-12-2004, 03:39 PM

This is how to create YOUR OWN penis pills program ...

$100.00 MONEY BACK GUARANTEE !!!
FOR NEW SCIENTIFICALLY FORMULATED
PENIS ENHANCEMENT PILLS ...

Based upon formulations used by the Chineese for centuries [herbs ..lol] our male ehancement program is so effective we will refund your money and PAY YOU $100.00 if your not completely satisfied with your new male size.

How do you do it?
Declare in the guarantee fine print the person must send a penis photo every month for six months. Most won't and it becomes a case of will more people be turned off by the hassle of the guarantee then will claim. It's a case of not selling pills but rather the fine print of the guarantee.

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Uh, no.

how do other affiliates get away with it? You got BP hosting right?

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlogger
This is how to create YOUR OWN penis pills program ...

$100.00 MONEY BACK GUARANTEE !!!
FOR NEW SCIENTIFICALLY FORMULATED
PENIS ENHANCEMENT PILLS ...

Based upon formulations used by the Chineese for centuries [herbs ..lol] our male ehancement program is so effective we will refund your money and PAY YOU $100.00 if your not completely satisfied with your new male size.

How do you do it?
Declare in the guarantee fine print the person must send a penis photo every month for six months. Most won't and it becomes a case of will more people be turned off by the hassle of the guarantee then will claim. It's a case of not selling pills but rather the fine print of the guarantee.

Gee you have the whole industry figured out. Please dont give out to many of our super duper secrets.

Go write up an artical about fake orgasims or somethin

x-vision · 07-12-2004, 03:42 PM

are any of the people promoting the pills willing to try it themselves, or have you already?

Fizzgig · 07-12-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
Maybe I am using it the wrong way

Probably.
If you spray it up your ass, you're still going to smell like ass.

Try another area.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by x-vision
are any of the people promoting the pills willing to try it themselves, or have you already?

I have yet had an affilate as for the pills but im sure if I did that affilate would not want to fess up on a public message board he wanted pills.

Veterans Day · 07-12-2004, 03:44 PM

you fuckers are so dumb. I read the forum for a prominent GFY pill sponsor. The customer forum, and all these poor fuckers just keep cryin about how the pills dont do fuck all. Every answer to their problem was more jelqing and crap excersices. Im not sayin you cant make money, but the pills are bullshit man, cmon already.

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 03:45 PM

Only one penis pill overdose so far? I'm disappointed...

SuckOnThis · 07-12-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Yes you have figured me out... and Im sure if you knew how to make real money on pills you would be selling them like no other.

Sorry, you're wrong. I could go out all day and make tons of money by ripping people off, guess what? I choose not to. People like you that prey on peoples insecurities for a quick buck has turned the world into a place where people are skeptical to do business with anyone. Proud of yourself? Maybe someday you'll grow up.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
you fuckers are so dumb. I read the forum for a prominent GFY pill sponsor. The customer forum, and all these poor fuckers just keep cryin about how the pills dont do fuck all. Every answer to their problem was more jelqing and crap excersices. Im not sayin you cant make money, but the pills are bullshit man, cmon already.

So would you sell viagra?

BradM · 07-12-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Fizzgig
Probably.
If you spray it up your ass, you're still going to smell like ass.

Try another area.

Holy.... jesus.... christ.
Do you have any idea who you are insulting? You are far more stupid than I thought.

I would strongly suggest apologizing, or running away from GFY immediatly. That was a very very stupid thing to say.

MasterBlogger · 07-12-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Gee you have the whole industry figured out. Please dont give out to many of our super duper secrets.

Go write up an artical about fake orgasims or somethin

The Adult Industry is NOT the only industry that uses "guarantees" known not to be true but are based upon the "fine print".

Many business "guarantee the lowest price"
- or 10% of the difference refunded
- or if we don't beat the price ( by one cent) we'll give the item to you free [yep - i can see that happening ..lol]

It's not an adult only industry secret.

MasterBlogger · 07-12-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Sorry, you're wrong. I could go out all day and make tons of money by ripping people off, guess what? I choose not to. People like you that prey on peoples insecurities for a quick buck has turned the world into a place where people are skeptical to do business with anyone. Proud of yourself? Maybe someday you'll grow up.

Ditto

Jman · 07-12-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Brad gave me tips .. So maybe if you give him a raise he will give you some tips

Brad gets a "Raise" everytime he sees me

wakan · 07-12-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Smart man ... I used to do that aswell ... I had no intrest in many niche's so i found it really hard to work but then i realized that I am missing out on REAL money .. Micro Niches and Pills sell so well it is un real.

I'm going all the way with you...

I'd like certainly try it (some time or other)

Veterans Day · 07-12-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
So would you sell viagra?

viagra is proven if I remember

tony286 · 07-12-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Sorry, you're wrong. I could go out all day and make tons of money by ripping people off, guess what? I choose not to. People like you that prey on peoples insecurities for a quick buck has turned the world into a place where people are skeptical to do business with anyone. Proud of yourself? Maybe someday you'll grow up.

Chris · 07-12-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wakan
I'm going all the way with you...

I'd like certainly try it (some time or other)

Good stuff ....

Great way to keep an open mind in this industry .

View Poll Results: Do you sell penis enlargement pills, and do they work?
Yes, I've tried them and they work!	3	6.98%
No, it's a total scam and I'd never sell them!	14	32.56%
No, they're a total scam and I make big bucks off them!	5	11.63%
I don't know if they work, but I sell them anyway	14	32.56%
I'd need more proof before advertising them on my site	4	9.30%
I overdosed on penis enlargement pills and now I look like Jabba the Hutt	3	6.98%
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07-12-2004, 03:06 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Selling penis enlargment pills ... Ethical or not? Penis enlargement pills... Do they work? Do you sell them but beileve they don't work? Vote! __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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07-12-2004, 03:21 PM	#7
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I asked if it was ethical, not if it was moral. Look them up and learn the difference. Besides, promising a money-back guarantee is not the same as paying it. If you're willing to sell bogus pills, why should anyone trust you with their money or their credit card number? Edit: Why should anyone trust you to give their money back? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women. Last edited by Dagwolf; 07-12-2004 at 03:23 PM..

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	He who has morals when it comes to making money is lost. 100% money back guarantee. If they didn't work we would be out of business due to returns. People who don't promote them are just losing money. Bottom line. I've had this argument many times and the next day they get a sale on their TGP.

07-12-2004, 03:22 PM	#8
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polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I think they dont work but people are afraid to ask for their money back, bacause that would be like admitting they have a small penis and were so desperate to buy pills. They might charge back ( but not everyone knows about this possibility ) but i dont think many customers will contact the website directly and admit they didnt work via email, phone call etc. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

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07-12-2004, 03:36 PM	#28
wakan Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 89	For the present i advertise only things that are for me interesting. Girl solo, lesbian, group, cartoon , etc. this product i didn't need yet (thanks God) but i understand to other webmasters that by this i'm missing out on real money... __________________

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Oh good it is Masterblogger, the resident expert in playing with 6 year old boys winkies.

07-12-2004, 03:39 PM	#33
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