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axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:10 PM

Hes nothing but a big baby who cant shoot free throws if his life depended on it, Im actually very happy hes leaving the lakers.

Corleone · 07-12-2004, 03:11 PM

they'll buy nowitzki now?

ZanyCash Larry · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

It's time for change

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Hes nothing but a big baby who cant shoot free throws if his life depended on it, Im actually very happy hes leaving the lakers.

exactly, if you cant drive the lane and dribble twice being 7' 300+ lbs you got issues. God forbid a playoff game or championship game came down to the last seconds with him at the line

NickHimself34 · 07-12-2004, 03:15 PM

I'm so glad to see LA is being dismantled. Almost as sweet as if it were the Yankees being split up.

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by 80smetal
exactly, if you cant drive the lane and dribble twice being 7' 300+ lbs you got issues. God forbid a playoff game or championship game came down to the last seconds with him at the line

exactly my point

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Corleone
they'll buy nowitzki now?

I hope so hes a great player

kimzar · 07-12-2004, 03:18 PM

i agree i don't like shaq

sickkittens · 07-12-2004, 03:20 PM

Shaq travels and fouls people every time he touches the ball. Basketball in general is not what it used to be.

loverboy · 07-12-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Corleone
they'll buy nowitzki now?

Miami is expected to send a package that includes Lamar Odom, Brian Grant, one other player -- perhaps Caron Butler -- and a first-round draft choice to Los Angeles in exchange for the 7-foot-1, 340-pound O'Neal.

B40 · 07-12-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Hes nothing but a big baby who cant shoot free throws if his life depended on it

He's not in the game to be shooting free throws...

okny · 07-12-2004, 03:22 PM

I dont think he sucks, but in the nba if you havent yet noticed it doesn't take one player to win a game, The one person i give credit to, is KG the best player period. Shaq just scores some points and gets a few rebounds, KG plays the game with love and pure skill in every field.

LaurieX · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

I don't like him either

80smetal · 07-12-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by B40
He's not in the game to be shooting free throws...

that dumb fuckin lug should learn, cause one day it will bite him and his team in the ass. He sucks.

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by B40
He's not in the game to be shooting free throws...

What solution do you have for the hack a shaq?

D-Money · 07-12-2004, 03:31 PM

Does this deal free up money for the Lakers? I mean, they should have a ton of money now to get a solid center.

Dirk would be great, but would never happen. They wanted Shaq for him and even still, they wouldn't do it.

They better send Kobe to basketball camp to learn that team game this summer.

As a Laker fan, I'm torn. I loved Shaq as a Laker, but hated when he'd miss key free throws and not try hard during the season. If I had my choice, I'd still have him and deal with it. He can dunk at will on anyone, when he has enough gas in his tank.

Watch, he'll work hard in the off season and play his best ever with fresh legs and fast breaks. Fucker!

D-Money · 07-12-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by okny
I dont think he sucks, but in the nba if you havent yet noticed it doesn't take one player to win a game, The one person i give credit to, is KG the best player period. Shaq just scores some points and gets a few rebounds, KG plays the game with love and pure skill in every field.

Could you imagine if the Lakers trade their future 1st round pick in this deal with Payton, Brian Grant and that other young baller the Lakers got in that trade, plus maybe a Rick Fox, Kareem Rush and whoever, then in return got KG? Now that would make me a believer again that the Lakers could go all the way. KG with Kobe! I hope Mitch Fuckcheck can make that one happen.

Strife · 07-12-2004, 03:38 PM

Lakers are not going to get Dirk. Mark Cuban ain't letting him go

doornx · 07-12-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by Corleone
they'll buy nowitzki now?

steve nash is also leaving..they have no team without nash and nowitzki.

What do the laker give in return...kobe

cayne · 07-12-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Corleone
they'll buy nowitzki now?

would be nice

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
Does this deal free up money for the Lakers? I mean, they should have a ton of money now to get a solid center.

Dirk would be great, but would never happen. They wanted Shaq for him and even still, they wouldn't do it.

They better send Kobe to basketball camp to learn that team game this summer.

As a Laker fan, I'm torn. I loved Shaq as a Laker, but hated when he'd miss key free throws and not try hard during the season. If I had my choice, I'd still have him and deal with it. He can dunk at will on anyone, when he has enough gas in his tank.

Watch, he'll work hard in the off season and play his best ever with fresh legs and fast breaks. Fucker!

I have a feeling he wasnt playing hard in L.A but your right next year he will be in top shape, Thats why I say fuck shaq, He is very unproffessional

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
Could you imagine if the Lakers trade their future 1st round pick in this deal with Payton, Brian Grant and that other young baller the Lakers got in that trade, plus maybe a Rick Fox, Kareem Rush and whoever, then in return got KG? Now that would make me a believer again that the Lakers could go all the way. KG with Kobe! I hope Mitch Fuckcheck can make that one happen.

I WISH THAT HAPPENS

Strife · 07-12-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
Could you imagine if the Lakers trade their future 1st round pick in this deal with Payton, Brian Grant and that other young baller the Lakers got in that trade, plus maybe a Rick Fox, Kareem Rush and whoever, then in return got KG? Now that would make me a believer again that the Lakers could go all the way. KG with Kobe! I hope Mitch Fuckcheck can make that one happen.

KG for those bums? not a chance...

zanycash Pete · 07-12-2004, 04:02 PM

Fuck shaq! he was a hero in this town! now he is just another NBA player! Sad

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Strife
KG for those bums? not a chance...

never say never when the lakers are involved

Steve · 07-12-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
I'm so glad to see LA is being dismantled. Almost as sweet as if it were the Yankees being split up.

I have been a Yankee fan since I was in pre-school.

Mr. Mojo Risin · 07-12-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Hes nothing but a big baby who cant shoot free throws if his life depended on it, Im actually very happy hes leaving the lakers.

i agree

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
I'm so glad to see LA is being dismantled. Almost as sweet as if it were the Yankees being split up.

Remember they still have kobe and that my friend is a great start to build off of

axelcat · 07-12-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by zanycash Pete
Fuck shaq! he was a hero in this town! now he is just another NBA player! Sad

I cant stand his big cry baby ass, bye bye and dont ever come back to the lakers

Keev · 07-12-2004, 04:27 PM

oh well if shaq was coming to your team you would be pissing yourself and only reason shaq went to miami is becuase shaq has a 60,000 sq home in orlando and lakers don't want to trade shaq to a western conference team that will come back against them. I like the guy, rather than Kobe and the whole individual style of play. Shaq should fit nicely into the heats offense.

And I am a die hard laker fan since the pre magic / bird era

B40 · 07-12-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
What solution do you have for the hack a shaq?

Put him on the bench if they're ahead by enough...or simply enough don't give him the ball...

Mojo Rizin · 07-12-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
Does this deal free up money for the Lakers? I mean, they should have a ton of money now to get a solid center.

The deal Frees up ZERO money. In order to make the trade, combined salaries from both teams have to be within a certain % of each other (forget the exact number)

Besides the fact that the trade is lopsided in talent, the Lakers are now stuck with Brian Grant who is physically beaten down, he has got an outrageous contract for the next 3 years. Also the guy might not even pass his physical which would void the trade

Not sure what the obssesion is with Dirk either. He is a 7 footer who has got no inside game and plays zero D.

B40 · 07-12-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mojo Rizin
The deal Frees up ZERO money. In order to make the trade, combined salaries from both teams have to be within a certain % of each other (forget the exact number)

Shaq - $32.4 M

Grant - $15.6 M
Odom - $10.6 M
Buttler - $3.3 M
Total - $29.5 (2.9 less than Shaq's $32.4)

Mojo Rizin · 07-12-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by B40
Shaq - $32.4 M

Grant - $15.6 M
Odom - $10.6 M
Buttler - $3.3 M
Total - $29.5 (2.9 less than Shaq's $32.4)

Actually Shaq is less then that.. something like 26.5 per..

He is looking for a max extension that could only pay him 2yrs/60 mill..

I think those figures on Grant are his last years salary.

I could very well be wrong though I am looking these up now

pxxx · 07-12-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
I'm so glad to see LA is being dismantled. Almost as sweet as if it were the Yankees being split up.

preach bro.

Thugmaster · 07-12-2004, 06:09 PM

Both teams will benifit from this deal

Strife · 07-12-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Mojo Rizin
Actually Shaq is less then that.. something like 26.5 per..

He is looking for a max extension that could only pay him 2yrs/60 mill..

I think those figures on Grant are his last years salary.

I could very well be wrong though I am looking these up now

Shaq made $26.5 last season. He has 2 years left on his 208 million contract which pays him $29,464,285 for 2004-05 and $32,410,713 for 2005-06

Kalifornia · 07-12-2004, 06:43 PM

fuck shaq hes a biatch

Mr. Mojo Risin · 07-12-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by B40
Shaq - $32.4 M

Grant - $15.6 M
Odom - $10.6 M
Buttler - $3.3 M
Total - $29.5 (2.9 less than Shaq's $32.4)

Yeah seems pretty lopsided unfortunately, but what are you going to do? It's pretty clear Shaq doesn't want to play for the Lakers anymore, so some trade had to happen and there wasn't many good options. Shaq is a lazy greedy fuck anymore and I'm glad he's going. It was the right thing to do to focus around Kobe since he's the best all around player in the NBA and has a drive to play and win. I just hope he doesn't go to jail. I don't think he will.

Vitasoy · 07-12-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by B40
Shaq - $32.4 M

Grant - $15.6 M
Odom - $10.6 M
Buttler - $3.3 M
Total - $29.5 (2.9 less than Shaq's $32.4)

I guess they forced the lakers to take Grant in order to make this deal possible.... imho they should have got wade instead of future first rounder... that would have been sweet... maybe swap firsts

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 09:02 AM

Wade is untouchable said pat riley

jade_dragon · 07-13-2004, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by B40
He's not in the game to be shooting free throws...

THANK YOU.

His job is to use his weight to box out effectively on defence and rebound or slam on offence. He should not be moving the ball (you have guards for that) he should not be penetrating while moving the ball (you have forwards for that) he should not be ranged shooting (you have shooting guards and forwards for that) he does his job, he is one part of a team.

I want you to go shoot a free throw in a 10 foot goal, THEN I want you to lower it from 10 feet till it is only like 3 feet above your head. THEN I want you to see how important a good arch is on a ball and how hard it is to arch into something that is not very high above you. You can practice all you want it is basic physics! Those who can do, do, those who can't do pick about others making more money doing it than they do.

bigdog · 07-13-2004, 09:21 AM

whoever thinks shaq sucks, doesn't know anything about basketball

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
THANK YOU.

His job is to use his weight to box out effectively on defence and rebound or slam on offence. He should not be moving the ball (you have guards for that) he should not be penetrating while moving the ball (you have forwards for that) he should not be ranged shooting (you have shooting guards and forwards for that) he does his job, he is one part of a team.

I want you to go shoot a free throw in a 10 foot goal, THEN I want you to lower it from 10 feet till it is only like 3 feet above your head. THEN I want you to see how important a good arch is on a ball and how hard it is to arch into something that is not very high above you. You can practice all you want it is basic physics! Those who can do, do, those who can't do pick about others making more money doing it than they do.

Please maybe he should practice more free throws instead of eating the whole day and coming to work overweight all the time, fuck shaq hes a loser in my book

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by bigdog
whoever thinks shaq sucks, doesn't know anything about basketball

His cry baby attitude sucks

Marcus Aurelius · 07-13-2004, 10:23 AM

shaq is my hero!! how dare you speak badly of him!

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
shaq is my hero!! how dare you speak badly of him!

If you want a bitch like that as your hero you have got problems, he has no loyalty

TheWildcard · 07-13-2004, 10:26 AM

Man all he does is make jokes about the ball. He should take his life more serious.

MickeyG · 07-13-2004, 10:29 AM

Just wait till Kobe the rapist goes to jail

We're more then happy to have Shaq down here in Miami

axelcat · 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by MickeyG
Just wait till Kobe the rapist goes to jail

We're more then happy to have Shaq down here in Miami

innocent until proven guilty

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