The pathetic shit I call my life (msn log) - GoFuckYourself.com

GirlNinja · 07-11-2004, 10:46 AM

Danielle : actually, i got fucked up with high school teachers last night

Jordan: ahaha

Danielle: made out with a chick too

Jordan: i made out with a girl too lastnight

Danielle: just to make me jealous

Jordan: she's in love with me now, and i dont like her

Danielle: yeah girls always do that shit

Danielle: haha

Danielle: wait

Danielle: this story is great

Danielle: see i used to know this girl, but haven't hung out with her in a while

Danielle: in like a year, and the guys were picking on us saying we needed to "repay" them for the herb

Danielle: and she's married and shit

Danielle: so i was like no big deal, val's cool and married we can kiss for some herb

Danielle: afterwards i find out that she's been stripping as her summer job and her and her hubby are "swingers"

Danielle: LISTEREINE

Danielle: i fucking burned the lining of my mouth off with that shit, swallowed it and everything

Jordan: oh god, dont start with that

Jordan: fucking homeless people use that

Danielle: what?

Jordan: listerine is something homeless people drink to get buzzed

Danielle: well dude i didn't know what else to do! I made out with a possibly unwashed stripper/swinger! All I could think was "kill germs"

Jordan: oh i see, you used it to clean your mouth

07-11-2004, 10:48 AM

please kill yourself now.

Pipecrew · 07-11-2004, 10:48 AM

I owe jordan a professional asskicking, can you have him icq me?

Rankings · 07-11-2004, 10:48 AM

oh goody

GirlNinja · 07-11-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
I owe jordan a professional asskicking, can you have him icq me?

yeah he said he'd be right over, assuming u meant ass Licking, like last time

Pipecrew · 07-11-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
yeah he said he'd be right over, assuming u meant ass Licking, like last time

Looks like Danielle is still bitter about me breaking up with her.

GirlNinja · 07-11-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Looks like Danielle is still bitter about me breaking up with her.

that was lame jordan

Disappointed. Really. I expected more from you..

07-11-2004, 10:55 AM

GirlNinja is quite the l33t nickname.

Tom_PMs · 07-11-2004, 10:59 AM

It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.

the_wizz · 07-11-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox
GirlNinja is quite the l33t nickname.

Bewarez!! She will h4x0r j00!!!!

GirlNinja · 07-11-2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.

thanks for the heads up

yeah, kinda funny on the xanax bottle it says to contact your doctor immediately if u experience any memory loss. . .

07-11-2004, 11:04 AM

incredible what kinda trash floats around here on GFY. never fails to amaze me.

Manowar · 07-11-2004, 11:26 AM

I read it twice and i still dont know what the fuck is going on

Pornopat · 07-11-2004, 12:07 PM

hmmmm

MetaMan · 07-11-2004, 12:10 PM

i am lost, speak engrish u inbreed hoppy!

Spunky · 07-11-2004, 12:12 PM

I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?

galleryseek · 07-11-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?

it makes her life pathetic because she has to come on GFY and be an attention whore by telling us stories of her kissing girls and doing drugs, so she can "fit in" and feel special.

detoxed · 07-11-2004, 12:19 PM

GirlNinja we need to fuck

AVM · 07-11-2004, 12:29 PM

You can get a buzz from drinking listerine? Is this true?

GirlNinja · 07-11-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?

haha I dunno I thought it was pretty fun.

Pathetic bc that kinda thing is an exciting "event" in my boring ass life.

Pornopat · 07-11-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
it makes her life pathetic because she has to come on GFY and be an attention whore by telling us stories of her kissing girls and doing drugs, so she can "fit in" and feel special.

Did you actually read the story?

Candice · 07-11-2004, 08:37 PM

I do believe this happened on another board, and she never returned. But what do I know? ;)

XxXotic · 07-11-2004, 08:56 PM

pathetic indeed.

Biggy2 · 07-11-2004, 09:12 PM

girlninja,

just kill yourself now ;)

think about all the dick shes sucked in the backroom, and all those random, old ball-penis germs transferring into your mouth.

pornstar2pac · 07-11-2004, 09:15 PM

my ass needs licking

Kard63 · 07-11-2004, 09:23 PM

Show us your butt cutie ;)

GirlNinja · 07-12-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Biggy2
girlninja,

just kill yourself now ;)

think about all the dick shes sucked in the backroom, and all those random, old ball-penis germs transferring into your mouth.

that's it man. i thought we were bourbon street ballers but now I understand!

we're not friends anymore

riosluts · 07-12-2004, 12:38 AM

is listerine really cheaper than buying alcohol, concentration per price wish?

nofx · 07-12-2004, 12:40 AM

drugs are fun but i would never make out with a dude for free drugs...unless it was an infinite supply of LSD

rickholio · 07-12-2004, 12:52 AM

I don't think I'll ever completely understand the people in this industry.

We are, to some degree or other, sex merchants (directly or indirectly). No fetish too odd to be serviced, so long as the dollars are green enough. To my knowledge, we're the only group of people which have the term "Cum Guzzling Sluts" in our collective vocabulary.

Yet if someone reveals that they like a little extramarital nookie (LEGIT, no less, not some runaround roach motel sex, but shit where everyone's in the know and it's all good) and people react as if they were radioactive or had leperosy or something.

I just don't get it.

kush · 07-12-2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by riosluts
is listerine really cheaper than buying alcohol, concentration per price wish?

are you seriously retarded?
think about your question...

GirlNinja · 07-12-2004, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
are you seriously retarded?
think about your question...

dont expect ppl to think about the things they post here.. you're just setting yourself up for disapointment. . .

stocktrader23 · 07-12-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rickholio
I don't think I'll ever completely understand the people in this industry.

We are, to some degree or other, sex merchants (directly or indirectly). No fetish too odd to be serviced, so long as the dollars are green enough. To my knowledge, we're the only group of people which have the term "Cum Guzzling Sluts" in our collective vocabulary.

Yet if someone reveals that they like a little extramarital nookie (LEGIT, no less, not some runaround roach motel sex, but shit where everyone's in the know and it's all good) and people react as if they were radioactive or had leperosy or something.

I just don't get it.

I was too lazy to write all that. I would have said something more like

Shut the fuck up you bunch of hypocritical ass pussies!

Nanda · 07-12-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.

07-11-2004, 10:46 AM	#1
GirlNinja Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: dirty south Posts: 1,515	The pathetic shit I call my life (msn log) Danielle : actually, i got fucked up with high school teachers last night Jordan: ahaha Danielle: made out with a chick too Jordan: i made out with a girl too lastnight Danielle: just to make me jealous Jordan: she's in love with me now, and i dont like her Danielle: yeah girls always do that shit Danielle: haha Danielle: wait Danielle: this story is great Danielle: see i used to know this girl, but haven't hung out with her in a while Danielle: in like a year, and the guys were picking on us saying we needed to "repay" them for the herb Danielle: and she's married and shit Danielle: so i was like no big deal, val's cool and married we can kiss for some herb Danielle: afterwards i find out that she's been stripping as her summer job and her and her hubby are "swingers" Danielle: LISTEREINE Danielle: i fucking burned the lining of my mouth off with that shit, swallowed it and everything Jordan: oh god, dont start with that Jordan: fucking homeless people use that Danielle: what? Jordan: listerine is something homeless people drink to get buzzed Danielle: well dude i didn't know what else to do! I made out with a possibly unwashed stripper/swinger! All I could think was "kill germs" Jordan: oh i see, you used it to clean your mouth

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	incredible what kinda trash floats around here on GFY. never fails to amaze me.

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