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  • GirlNinja
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 1515
    #1

    The pathetic shit I call my life (msn log)

    Danielle : actually, i got fucked up with high school teachers last night

    Jordan: ahaha

    Danielle: made out with a chick too

    Jordan: i made out with a girl too lastnight

    Danielle: just to make me jealous

    Jordan: she's in love with me now, and i dont like her

    Danielle: yeah girls always do that shit

    Danielle: haha

    Danielle: wait

    Danielle: this story is great

    Danielle: see i used to know this girl, but haven't hung out with her in a while

    Danielle: in like a year, and the guys were picking on us saying we needed to "repay" them for the herb

    Danielle: and she's married and shit

    Danielle: so i was like no big deal, val's cool and married we can kiss for some herb

    Danielle: afterwards i find out that she's been stripping as her summer job and her and her hubby are "swingers"

    Danielle: LISTEREINE

    Danielle: i fucking burned the lining of my mouth off with that shit, swallowed it and everything

    Jordan: oh god, dont start with that

    Jordan: fucking homeless people use that

    Danielle: what?

    Jordan: listerine is something homeless people drink to get buzzed

    Danielle: well dude i didn't know what else to do! I made out with a possibly unwashed stripper/swinger! All I could think was "kill germs"

    Jordan: oh i see, you used it to clean your mouth
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    • X37375787
      #2
      please kill yourself now.

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        • Pipecrew
          Master of Gfy.com
          • Feb 2002
          • 14888
          #3
          I owe jordan a professional asskicking, can you have him icq me?

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            • Rankings
              Adult SEO
              • Jan 2004
              • 10633
              #4
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                • GirlNinja
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1515
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                  I owe jordan a professional asskicking, can you have him icq me?
                  yeah he said he'd be right over, assuming u meant ass Licking, like last time

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                    • Pipecrew
                      Master of Gfy.com
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888
                      #6
                      Originally posted by GirlNinja
                      yeah he said he'd be right over, assuming u meant ass Licking, like last time
                      Looks like Danielle is still bitter about me breaking up with her.

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                        • GirlNinja
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1515
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                          Looks like Danielle is still bitter about me breaking up with her.

                          that was lame jordan

                          Disappointed. Really. I expected more from you..

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                            • X37375787
                              #8
                              GirlNinja is quite the l33t nickname.

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                                • Tom_PMs
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 2049
                                  #9
                                  It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.

                                  You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                    • the_wizz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 1633
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Equinox
                                      GirlNinja is quite the l33t nickname.
                                      Bewarez!! She will h4x0r j00!!!!
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                                        • GirlNinja
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1515
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                          It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.
                                          thanks for the heads up

                                          yeah, kinda funny on the xanax bottle it says to contact your doctor immediately if u experience any memory loss. . .

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                                            • X37375787
                                              #12
                                              incredible what kinda trash floats around here on GFY. never fails to amaze me.

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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13
                                                  I read it twice and i still dont know what the fuck is going on

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                                                    • Pornopat
                                                      AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 10598
                                                      #14
                                                      hmmmm
                                                      https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682
                                                          #15
                                                          i am lost, speak engrish u inbreed hoppy!

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133986
                                                              #16
                                                              I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?

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                                                                • galleryseek
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 8234
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                  I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?
                                                                  it makes her life pathetic because she has to come on GFY and be an attention whore by telling us stories of her kissing girls and doing drugs, so she can "fit in" and feel special.

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                                                                    • detoxed
                                                                      vip member
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17798
                                                                      #18
                                                                      GirlNinja we need to fuck

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                                                                        • AVM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 1890
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You can get a buzz from drinking listerine? Is this true?

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                                                                            • GirlNinja
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 1515
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                              I don't get it...how does that make your life pathetic?
                                                                              haha I dunno I thought it was pretty fun.

                                                                              Pathetic bc that kinda thing is an exciting "event" in my boring ass life.

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                                                                                • Pornopat
                                                                                  AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 10598
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by galleryseek
                                                                                  it makes her life pathetic because she has to come on GFY and be an attention whore by telling us stories of her kissing girls and doing drugs, so she can "fit in" and feel special.
                                                                                  Did you actually read the story?
                                                                                  https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                                                                                    • Candice
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 1149
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I do believe this happened on another board, and she never returned. But what do I know? ;)
                                                                                      You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!

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                                                                                        • XxXotic
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 8500
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          pathetic indeed.
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                                                                                            • Biggy2
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 1821
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              girlninja,

                                                                                              just kill yourself now ;)

                                                                                              think about all the dick shes sucked in the backroom, and all those random, old ball-penis germs transferring into your mouth.

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                                                                                                • pornstar2pac
                                                                                                  Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 17380
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  my ass needs licking
                                                                                                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                                                    • Kard63
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                      • 8944
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Show us your butt cutie ;)

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                                                                                                        • GirlNinja
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 1515
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Biggy2
                                                                                                          girlninja,

                                                                                                          just kill yourself now ;)

                                                                                                          think about all the dick shes sucked in the backroom, and all those random, old ball-penis germs transferring into your mouth.
                                                                                                          that's it man. i thought we were bourbon street ballers but now I understand!

                                                                                                          we're not friends anymore

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                                                                                                            • riosluts
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 5250
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              is listerine really cheaper than buying alcohol, concentration per price wish?

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                                                                                                                • nofx
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 16826
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  drugs are fun but i would never make out with a dude for free drugs...unless it was an infinite supply of LSD

                                                                                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                                                    • rickholio
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                      • 1914
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I don't think I'll ever completely understand the people in this industry.

                                                                                                                      We are, to some degree or other, sex merchants (directly or indirectly). No fetish too odd to be serviced, so long as the dollars are green enough. To my knowledge, we're the only group of people which have the term "Cum Guzzling Sluts" in our collective vocabulary.

                                                                                                                      Yet if someone reveals that they like a little extramarital nookie (LEGIT, no less, not some runaround roach motel sex, but shit where everyone's in the know and it's all good) and people react as if they were radioactive or had leperosy or something.

                                                                                                                      I just don't get it.
                                                                                                                      ~

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                                                                                                                        • kush
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                          • 3382
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by riosluts
                                                                                                                          is listerine really cheaper than buying alcohol, concentration per price wish?
                                                                                                                          are you seriously retarded?
                                                                                                                          think about your question...

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                                                                                                                            • GirlNinja
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                              • 1515
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by kush
                                                                                                                              are you seriously retarded?
                                                                                                                              think about your question...
                                                                                                                              dont expect ppl to think about the things they post here.. you're just setting yourself up for disapointment. . .

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                                                                                                                                • stocktrader23
                                                                                                                                  Let's do some business.
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 18781
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rickholio
                                                                                                                                  I don't think I'll ever completely understand the people in this industry.

                                                                                                                                  We are, to some degree or other, sex merchants (directly or indirectly). No fetish too odd to be serviced, so long as the dollars are green enough. To my knowledge, we're the only group of people which have the term "Cum Guzzling Sluts" in our collective vocabulary.

                                                                                                                                  Yet if someone reveals that they like a little extramarital nookie (LEGIT, no less, not some runaround roach motel sex, but shit where everyone's in the know and it's all good) and people react as if they were radioactive or had leperosy or something.

                                                                                                                                  I just don't get it.
                                                                                                                                  I was too lazy to write all that. I would have said something more like

                                                                                                                                  Shut the fuck up you bunch of hypocritical ass pussies!


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                                                                                                                                    • Nanda
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 5310
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                                                                                                                      It says on the Listerine bottle that if you accidently swallow more than a bit used to rinse with, to call the poison center immediately.
                                                                                                                                      My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                                                                      He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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