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MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 04:59 PM

perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?

i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

Spunky · 07-11-2004, 05:01 PM

Tranny?...did you ask for her # anyways?

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Tranny?...did you ask for her # anyways?

a prerequisite of being one of my trannys is to have a bubble-but

if there is no ass than there is no nookie

fr8 · 07-11-2004, 05:04 PM

Always something missing. Every perfect one tends to be a celeb or out of my league.

FlyingIguana · 07-11-2004, 05:04 PM

you're just being too picky

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Always something missing. Every perfect one tends to be a celeb or out of my league.

true

i've never met a real life ten....allthough i've met a few 9s

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you're just being too picky

lol

dude, i'm telling ya, this woman had no ass. her legs ran right into her back......there was no curve, no nothing

Dagwolf · 07-11-2004, 05:07 PM

No ass= not hot...
A pretty face and a plump ass are the absolute core of "hot" to me.

FlyingIguana · 07-11-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
lol

dude, i'm telling ya, this woman had no ass. her legs ran right into her back......there was no curve, no nothing

buy her some ass implants

bufferover · 07-11-2004, 05:09 PM

Can you post some pictures of her

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by dimitar
Can you post some pictures of her

i should buy a camera phone seriously, because i run across alot of wierd shit everyday....

Elli · 07-11-2004, 06:09 PM

It's extremely difficult to have enough fat to maintain curves while still having a low enough fat content to have skinny legs and arms and a tiny waist. Odds are if she's skinny everywhere else, the boobs and/or butt is surgically enhanced.

And that's my bitter little rant for today.

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
It's extremely difficult to have enough fat to maintain curves while still having a low enough fat content to have skinny legs and arms and a tiny waist. Odds are if she's skinny everywhere else, the boobs and/or butt is surgically enhanced.

And that's my bitter little rant for today.

those boobs were definitely enhanced......lol

and forget about all that lowfat talk. only a real man understands the value of a woman who has just enough cushion.

bad_girl · 07-11-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?

i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

Ever hear that rap song "Flat Booty Bitches"

Its a great listen, I recommend it.

I think when a chick has 9 our of 10 things you are looking for, you shouldn't complain - that is unless you yourself are perfection.

BG
(Flexing ass muscles)

bad_girl · 07-11-2004, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
buy her some ass implants

And then if a cheek bursts? She'll have a uniass.

BG

tootie · 07-11-2004, 06:18 PM

"Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen

I LOVE that song!

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Ever hear that rap song "Flat Booty Bitches"

Its a great listen, I recommend it.

I think when a chick has 9 our of 10 things you are looking for, you shouldn't complain - that is unless you yourself are perfection.

BG
(Flexing ass muscles)

i am perfection

i have a gleam off the top of my head that makes all the women go wooo

Vanilla DeVille · 07-11-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?

i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

Poor MrIzzz... I've got a bubble butt for you, Baybee!!

bad_girl · 07-11-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i am perfection

i have a gleam off the top of my head that makes all the women go wooo

Oh, thanks for the clarification.

BG

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla
Poor MrIzzz... I've got a bubble butt for you, Baybee!!

and i cant wait to see that in person again

Vanilla DeVille · 07-11-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
and i cant wait to see that in person again

Well, this time I am going to have to charge you for the full hour... No more discounts for being "speedy".

MrIzzz · 07-11-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla
Well, this time I am going to have to charge you for the full hour... No more discounts for being "speedy".

and you told me that was the best magic-minute you ever had...

Vanilla DeVille · 07-11-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz

and you told me that was the best magic-minute you ever had...

... and it was! It was the best 60 seconds that I ever experienced!

EviLGuY · 07-11-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?

i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

That'd be a deal breaker.. you need something to grab onto!

Jill_J · 07-11-2004, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
buy her some ass implants

ngreat advice

FlyingIguana · 07-11-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
And then if a cheek bursts? She'll have a uniass.

BG

well just don't squeeze too hard

maxdaname · 07-11-2004, 11:41 PM

I know how you feel...

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