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MrIzzz 07-11-2004 04:59 PM

Hot woman with no ass
 
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?


i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing:(

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

Spunky 07-11-2004 05:01 PM

Tranny?...did you ask for her # anyways?

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Tranny?...did you ask for her # anyways?

a prerequisite of being one of my trannys is to have a bubble-but



if there is no ass than there is no nookie

fr8 07-11-2004 05:04 PM

Always something missing. Every perfect one tends to be a celeb or out of my league.

FlyingIguana 07-11-2004 05:04 PM

you're just being too picky

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Always something missing. Every perfect one tends to be a celeb or out of my league.

true


i've never met a real life ten....allthough i've met a few 9s

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you're just being too picky
lol


dude, i'm telling ya, this woman had no ass. her legs ran right into her back......there was no curve, no nothing

Dagwolf 07-11-2004 05:07 PM

No ass= not hot...
A pretty face and a plump ass are the absolute core of "hot" to me.

FlyingIguana 07-11-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
lol


dude, i'm telling ya, this woman had no ass. her legs ran right into her back......there was no curve, no nothing

buy her some ass implants :glugglug

bufferover 07-11-2004 05:09 PM

Can you post some pictures of her :Graucho

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dimitar
Can you post some pictures of her :Graucho
:1orglaugh

i should buy a camera phone seriously, because i run across alot of wierd shit everyday....

Elli 07-11-2004 06:09 PM

It's extremely difficult to have enough fat to maintain curves while still having a low enough fat content to have skinny legs and arms and a tiny waist. Odds are if she's skinny everywhere else, the boobs and/or butt is surgically enhanced.

And that's my bitter little rant for today. :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
It's extremely difficult to have enough fat to maintain curves while still having a low enough fat content to have skinny legs and arms and a tiny waist. Odds are if she's skinny everywhere else, the boobs and/or butt is surgically enhanced.

And that's my bitter little rant for today. :1orglaugh

those boobs were definitely enhanced......lol

and forget about all that lowfat talk. only a real man understands the value of a woman who has just enough cushion.

bad_girl 07-11-2004 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?


i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing:(

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?


Ever hear that rap song "Flat Booty Bitches"

Its a great listen, I recommend it.


I think when a chick has 9 our of 10 things you are looking for, you shouldn't complain - that is unless you yourself are perfection.

BG
(Flexing ass muscles)

bad_girl 07-11-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
buy her some ass implants :glugglug

And then if a cheek bursts? She'll have a uniass.


BG

tootie 07-11-2004 06:18 PM

"Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen :thumbsup

I LOVE that song!

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Ever hear that rap song "Flat Booty Bitches"

Its a great listen, I recommend it.


I think when a chick has 9 our of 10 things you are looking for, you shouldn't complain - that is unless you yourself are perfection.

BG
(Flexing ass muscles)


i am perfection
http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/guidoizzz.jpg

i have a gleam off the top of my head that makes all the women go wooo

Vanilla DeVille 07-11-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?


i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing:(

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

Poor MrIzzz... I've got a bubble butt for you, Baybee!! :Graucho

bad_girl 07-11-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i am perfection
http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/guidoizzz.jpg

i have a gleam off the top of my head that makes all the women go wooo

Oh, thanks for the clarification.


BG

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Poor MrIzzz... I've got a bubble butt for you, Baybee!! :Graucho
and i cant wait to see that in person again:Graucho

Vanilla DeVille 07-11-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
and i cant wait to see that in person again:Graucho
Well, this time I am going to have to charge you for the full hour... No more discounts for being "speedy". :winkwink:

MrIzzz 07-11-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Well, this time I am going to have to charge you for the full hour... No more discounts for being "speedy". :winkwink:
:(

and you told me that was the best magic-minute you ever had...

Vanilla DeVille 07-11-2004 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
:(

and you told me that was the best magic-minute you ever had...

... and it was! It was the best 60 seconds that I ever experienced! :Graucho

EviLGuY 07-11-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
perfect everything......lips, eyes, hair, tits, legs,etc...

but a flat ass?


i saw one of the most attractive women today at the mall and i was like wow, until i saw her backside and her ass was missing:(

i mean there was no bubble, wtf?

That'd be a deal breaker.. you need something to grab onto!

Jill_J 07-11-2004 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
buy her some ass implants :glugglug
ngreat advice:Graucho :Graucho :thumbsup

FlyingIguana 07-11-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
And then if a cheek bursts? She'll have a uniass.


BG

well just don't squeeze too hard

maxdaname 07-11-2004 11:41 PM

I know how you feel...


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