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SomeCreep · 07-11-2004, 08:38 PM

50 people coming to your house for trouble

CDSmith · 07-11-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan
Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.

Ahh, okay. Damn, I thought it would involve bagpipes in some way.

Maybe when you kneed them in the groin they make a sound like bagpipes?

Serge Litehead · 07-11-2004, 11:31 PM

i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

Disco_Stu · 07-12-2004, 12:08 AM

In NC where I live, it is legal to shoot somoene who comes onto your property if you have posted no trespassing signs.
It is the Farmer's Act law which has been here since 1850 something.
AND it is VERY real.
I read maybe 2 or 3 times in the paper a year about so and so being either shot or shot at while prowling around someones property.
I live on 27 acres of gated fenced in land, I breed dobermans, 6 breeding pairs, own a winchester .300, a Ruger .44 and a 12 Guage shotgun.

Come onto my land, and legally in NC my dogs can have their way with you, break into my house and you will die guaranteed, no ifs ands or butts.
And no, I wouldnt feel bad about shooting somene breaking into my house at all, not one bit.

chodadog · 07-12-2004, 12:12 AM

I have a crowbar right next to my door. The last person that tried to give me shit turned back after taking just a few steps onto the driveway.

All this shit about a fair fight is lame.

Pornopat · 07-12-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by holograph
i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

Ross · 07-12-2004, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by PatrickKing
Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away

I wish I could but I don't even know what its made off

I think its sheeps stomach!

karlm · 07-12-2004, 05:24 AM

Depends how mad this person/persons are.

If they are really pissed your gunna need some sort of protection

CE_BigB · 07-12-2004, 06:43 AM

Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....

call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

BIG B

Joesho · 07-12-2004, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by CE_BigB
Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....

call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

BIG B

AnalProbe · 07-12-2004, 07:05 AM

Well, if they come for trouble... that's exactly what they'll get !

montel · 07-12-2004, 07:11 AM

in real life you call the cops....

on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...

Ross · 07-12-2004, 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by montel
in real life you call the cops....

on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...

HAHA so fucking true!

taboo_dude · 07-12-2004, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....

I will have to remember that one

Mpegmaster · 07-12-2004, 09:34 AM

Tell THEM about your Friend MPEGMASTER

i am sure they would stay away

B40 · 07-15-2004, 11:06 PM

So what happend with this? Did the guys end up coming?

Ann-Angelcom · 07-15-2004, 11:12 PM

If someone came to my house and I was expecting them....they would be sure to meet about 30 of my friends. No need for knives or shotguns....it's all in the numbers. They bring more...you bring more. And if you run out of friends...well...make sure each friend has a bat.

WWC · 07-15-2004, 11:33 PM

CLICK HERE to hear what i would do....

dig420 · 07-15-2004, 11:34 PM

I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

Babagirls · 07-15-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

that dog looks pissed as hell

i'd run!

johnbosh · 07-15-2004, 11:42 PM

try to kick ass, but the police could be hand ytoo

WWC · 07-15-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

he looks high ... chillin...he might just laugh at the person who comes to your door :-)

reynold · 07-16-2004, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....

Very clever..and it worked too!!!

pure energy · 07-16-2004, 03:27 AM

Kick ass no doubt...besides I would not just open my doors for someone

jollyperv · 07-16-2004, 05:15 AM

Just challenge both of them to a good game of chess, problem solved.

Or set some booby traps.

07-11-2004, 08:38 PM	#51
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07-12-2004, 12:08 AM	#54
Disco_Stu So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 757	In NC where I live, it is legal to shoot somoene who comes onto your property if you have posted no trespassing signs. It is the Farmer's Act law which has been here since 1850 something. AND it is VERY real. I read maybe 2 or 3 times in the paper a year about so and so being either shot or shot at while prowling around someones property. I live on 27 acres of gated fenced in land, I breed dobermans, 6 breeding pairs, own a winchester .300, a Ruger .44 and a 12 Guage shotgun. Come onto my land, and legally in NC my dogs can have their way with you, break into my house and you will die guaranteed, no ifs ands or butts. And no, I wouldnt feel bad about shooting somene breaking into my house at all, not one bit. Last edited by Disco_Stu; 07-12-2004 at 12:09 AM..

07-12-2004, 12:12 AM	#55
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I have a crowbar right next to my door. The last person that tried to give me shit turned back after taking just a few steps onto the driveway. All this shit about a fair fight is lame. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

07-12-2004, 05:24 AM	#58
karlm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,194	Depends how mad this person/persons are. If they are really pissed your gunna need some sort of protection __________________ ICQ 584665926

07-12-2004, 06:43 AM	#59
CE_BigB Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,292	Invite them inside or make sure the door is open Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning ) Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it.... call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em BIG B __________________ NOW PAYING: $25 per FREE TRIAL signup $1.30 per email (No Deductions) CECash - Trusted & Paying since 1996! email: bigb at cecash dot com ICQ 36966649

07-11-2004, 11:31 PM	#53
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything. police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

07-12-2004, 07:05 AM	#61
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Well, if they come for trouble... that's exactly what they'll get !

07-12-2004, 07:11 AM	#62
montel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig! Posts: 2,606	in real life you call the cops.... on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp... __________________ Barefootsies

07-12-2004, 09:34 AM	#65
Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	Tell THEM about your Friend MPEGMASTER i am sure they would stay away

07-15-2004, 11:06 PM	#66
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	So what happend with this? Did the guys end up coming? __________________

07-15-2004, 11:12 PM	#67
Ann-Angelcom Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: new york Posts: 500	If someone came to my house and I was expecting them....they would be sure to meet about 30 of my friends. No need for knives or shotguns....it's all in the numbers. They bring more...you bring more. And if you run out of friends...well...make sure each friend has a bat. __________________ Digitalangeldollars.com 10% on all referrals!! NOW PAYING 75% OF ALL SALES!!!

07-15-2004, 11:33 PM	#68
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07-15-2004, 11:34 PM	#69
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

07-15-2004, 11:42 PM	#71
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	try to kick ass, but the police could be hand ytoo

07-16-2004, 03:27 AM	#74
pure energy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,274	Kick ass no doubt...besides I would not just open my doors for someone __________________ Click Here to get $42 a sale AND Get FREE MGP Coaching from WebmasterLabor.Com Sign up above then EMAIL info (( at )) webmasterlabor DOT com for your free 1 to 1 MGP coaching

07-16-2004, 05:15 AM	#75
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Just challenge both of them to a good game of chess, problem solved. Or set some booby traps. Last edited by jollyperv; 07-16-2004 at 05:16 AM..