Farmer and his triplets - GoFuckYourself.com

jade_dragon · 07-11-2004, 02:15 PM

A farmer has triplet daughters, on her death bed his wife makes him promise they will not date till they turn 18.

On their 18th birthday as he expected all the girls had a date, they were upstairs getting ready for their dates when there was a knock at the door.

Farmer brown gets up and goes to the door where a young man greats him "Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"
Betty comes down kisses farmer brown on the cheek and then leaves

A few minuits pass and another knock at the door. "Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?" Flo comes down the stairs kisses Farmer Brown on the cheek and leaves.

About an hour later Farmer Brown's last daughter is still there, weeping about being stood up and how much of a jerk her date is when there is a knock on the door. Farmer Brown goes to the door and standing there is a young man. he said "Hey my name's Chuck" Farmer Brown shoots him!

Chris · 07-11-2004, 02:21 PM

Manowar · 07-11-2004, 02:32 PM

I didnt get it, whos with me ?

Marcus Aurelius · 07-11-2004, 02:33 PM

nastyking · 07-11-2004, 02:36 PM

now die a slow death fucker

Nanda · 07-11-2004, 02:36 PM

thumbsdepot · 07-11-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"

"Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?"

"Hey my name's Chuck"

I'm guess the farmer shot the dude thinking he was going to say "hey my name is Chuck is your daughter ready to fuck."

AVM · 07-11-2004, 02:45 PM

Wow, what an elaborate joke - for such a lackluster punch.

All that analyzing, and time to figure out this joke, and when you do get it, it sucks.

Shortbread · 07-11-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
I didnt get it, whos with me ?

Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"

"Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?"

"Hey my name's Chuck"

hey my name is Chuck is your daughter ready to fuck."

jade_dragon · 07-11-2004, 03:14 PM

actually this was supposed to go into the cheezy joke post but i hit the new post button instead which is now being appologized for profusely.

If you visit new orleans and spend time in the quarter DO NOT DRINK THE BLUE DRINKS! anyone who has been here understands

Jamdin · 07-11-2004, 03:20 PM

That was a funny joke

07-11-2004, 02:15 PM	#1
jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	Farmer and his triplets A farmer has triplet daughters, on her death bed his wife makes him promise they will not date till they turn 18. On their 18th birthday as he expected all the girls had a date, they were upstairs getting ready for their dates when there was a knock at the door. Farmer brown gets up and goes to the door where a young man greats him "Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?" Betty comes down kisses farmer brown on the cheek and then leaves A few minuits pass and another knock at the door. "Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?" Flo comes down the stairs kisses Farmer Brown on the cheek and leaves. About an hour later Farmer Brown's last daughter is still there, weeping about being stood up and how much of a jerk her date is when there is a knock on the door. Farmer Brown goes to the door and standing there is a young man. he said "Hey my name's Chuck" Farmer Brown shoots him! __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships

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07-11-2004, 03:14 PM	#10
jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	actually this was supposed to go into the cheezy joke post but i hit the new post button instead which is now being appologized for profusely. If you visit new orleans and spend time in the quarter DO NOT DRINK THE BLUE DRINKS! anyone who has been here understands __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships

07-11-2004, 02:32 PM	#3
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	I didnt get it, whos with me ?

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07-11-2004, 02:45 PM	#8
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	Wow, what an elaborate joke - for such a lackluster punch. All that analyzing, and time to figure out this joke, and when you do get it, it sucks.

07-11-2004, 03:20 PM	#11
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	That was a funny joke