Farmer and his triplets

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  • jade_dragon
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 1737

    #1

    Farmer and his triplets

    A farmer has triplet daughters, on her death bed his wife makes him promise they will not date till they turn 18.

    On their 18th birthday as he expected all the girls had a date, they were upstairs getting ready for their dates when there was a knock at the door.

    Farmer brown gets up and goes to the door where a young man greats him "Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"
    Betty comes down kisses farmer brown on the cheek and then leaves

    A few minuits pass and another knock at the door. "Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?" Flo comes down the stairs kisses Farmer Brown on the cheek and leaves.

    About an hour later Farmer Brown's last daughter is still there, weeping about being stood up and how much of a jerk her date is when there is a knock on the door. Farmer Brown goes to the door and standing there is a young man. he said "Hey my name's Chuck" Farmer Brown shoots him!
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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
    ok
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    • Manowar
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      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      I didnt get it, whos with me ?

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      • Marcus Aurelius
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        • Apr 2003
        • 14809

        #4

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        • nastyking
          • Nov 2002
          • 2174

          #5


          now die a slow death fucker

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          • Nanda
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 5310

            #6
            My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
            He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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            • thumbsdepot
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 778

              #7
              Originally posted by jade_dragon
              "Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"

              "Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?"

              "Hey my name's Chuck"

              I'm guess the farmer shot the dude thinking he was going to say "hey my name is Chuck is your daughter ready to fuck."

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              • AVM
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 1890

                #8
                Wow, what an elaborate joke - for such a lackluster punch.

                All that analyzing, and time to figure out this joke, and when you do get it, it sucks.

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                • Shortbread
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2181

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Manowar
                  I didnt get it, whos with me ?
                  Originally posted by jade_dragon
                  "Hi I'm Freddy I came to get Betty is she ready?"

                  "Hi my name's Joe I came to pick up Flo is she ready to go?"

                  "Hey my name's Chuck"

                  hey my name is Chuck is your daughter ready to fuck."

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                  • jade_dragon
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 1737

                    #10
                    actually this was supposed to go into the cheezy joke post but i hit the new post button instead which is now being appologized for profusely.

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                    • Jamdin
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 3560

                      #11
                      That was a funny joke

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