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07-10-2004, 12:54 PM
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Another joke!
A man was knocking back the drinks in a bar! " I think you've had enough, mate" said the barman.
"But i've just lost my wife" slurred the drunk indignatly. The barman said sympathetically.. " Well it must be hard losing a wife" The man replied, " Hard?.. It was almost fucking impossible".
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07-10-2004, 12:57 PM
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Fucked if I know
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*groan*
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07-10-2004, 12:58 PM
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07-10-2004, 12:58 PM
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We need more free porn
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Ok. Next?
Forget it, we don't need another one. Thanks.
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07-10-2004, 12:59 PM
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Let's do some business.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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07-10-2004, 01:05 PM
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07-10-2004, 01:08 PM
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Fucked if I know
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07-10-2004, 01:11 PM
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07-10-2004, 01:12 PM
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Fucked if I know
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The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!". Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!". So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', i knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff." And the blonde says "Well, i did too! But i never would have thought that the man would do it again!"
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07-10-2004, 01:23 PM
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Fucked if I know
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Okay fine. Maybe this one is better.
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."
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07-10-2004, 01:25 PM
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lol
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07-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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Don't quit you DJ! lol
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