Another joke!
 

A man was knocking back the drinks in a bar! " I think you've had enough, mate" said the barman.
"But i've just lost my wife" slurred the drunk indignatly.
The barman said sympathetically.. " Well it must be hard losing a wife"
The man replied, " Hard?.. It was almost fucking impossible".

*groan*

:1orglaugh, not really:(

Ok. Next?

Forget it, we don't need another one. Thanks.

A seal walked into a club...

Sorry i was bored... have u any? :glugglug

*groan* again

:1orglaugh

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.

The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!". Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!".

So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', i knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff."

And the blonde says "Well, i did too! But i never would have thought that the man would do it again!"

Okay fine. Maybe this one is better.



A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."

lol

Don't quit you DJ! lol:1orglaugh