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Old 07-07-2004, 01:42 PM   #1
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How to get a girl in a one night stand to take a cumshot on her face

How do you get a girl in a one night stand to take a cumshot on her pretty face? Any tricks? Any good lines? Or should I just do it and worry about consequences later?
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:44 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:47 PM   #3
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Dying to blow a load on her face.
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:48 PM   #4
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tell her its got anti aging effects???
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:48 PM   #5
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:49 PM   #6
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just do it!

what are they gonna do, leave? perrrfect
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:50 PM   #7
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:50 PM   #8
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just do it!

what are they gonna do, leave? perrrfect
arent you a woman ?
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:51 PM   #9
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Any good lines??


Just do it, or say you gonna do it. If she likes it, she'll take it.
If she don't like it, you can still try and she might comply.

If she hates it she'll bite you in the cock...so what's the worst thing that could happen to you?
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:57 PM   #10
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:01 PM   #11
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tell her your getting shipped out to iraq
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:06 PM   #12
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Tell here its just a mirage : Its not you but a handsome kafka-reading guy cumming on her face. That will do the trick. Oh, and that you under no circumstances have the ability to become embarresed or are self-aware. Life is good.
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:07 PM   #13
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Remember, it's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:12 PM   #14
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There's is no special tricks!
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:54 PM   #15
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Remember, it's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
Sound advice right here, no need to look further.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:35 PM   #16
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Get her drunk enough that she's passed out when you do it.

Why the hell am I posting in this thread.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:37 PM   #17
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Cumming on a girl's face is like kissing a girl. You never ask! Never. Just man up and fucking do it.

It's been my experience that girls will go along with just about anything when at a high level of arousal.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:43 PM   #18
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Just bring it to the point where she ask's for it
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:04 PM   #19
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Facial cumshots are for content, not for actual sex.

Cum in her mouth like a man.
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:19 PM   #20
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Yes... just say it when you are getting ready to cum. Don't ask but just state "I'm going to cum on your face". If she really doesn't want to...she will let you know. (like saying "no the fuck you aren't")
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:21 PM   #21
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Facial cumshots are for content, not for actual sex.

Cum in her mouth like a man.
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:27 PM   #22
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the question indicates a lack of understanding how women think.

if you want to blast a load into a girl's mouth or face get her to fall in love with you.

then she'll want it.

or you can buy the services of a whore, but the result will not be satisfying emotionally.
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:34 PM   #23
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Tell her its good for her skin. Its that or acid
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:07 PM   #24
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Dont tell here...just shot
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:43 PM   #25
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the question indicates a lack of understanding how women think.

if you want to blast a load into a girl's mouth or face get her to fall in love with you.

then she'll want it.

or you can buy the services of a whore, but the result will not be satisfying emotionally.
Yes, but if you read the question, it is regarding a one night stand...which obviously you won't have a chance to make the girl fall in love with you
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:53 PM   #26
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission........


Just do it and deal with the fallout afterwards.
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:17 PM   #27
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heh, man are you in for a surprise....
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:18 PM   #28
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pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:24 PM   #29
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fuck that's funny


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Old 07-07-2004, 09:38 PM   #30
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You can alsawy have her on her back in bed fucking her and pull out just as you gonna come.

Then just aim up her face and hit it while "trying to hit the tits"

The face they give when you do that is awsome!

Ofcourse this put some pressure on you since you have to be able to blow the load up her whole body to hit. Takes spme practise but not that hard ones you get a hang of it.
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:35 AM   #31
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:41 AM   #32
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If it is a one night stand, she should be up for anything.
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:45 AM   #33
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:46 AM   #34
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Yes, but if you read the question, it is regarding a one night stand...which obviously you won't have a chance to make the girl fall in love with you
this is exactly why you should just do it!
dont ask
if you do it and she gets pissed and leaves who cares? you blew your load already
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:21 AM   #35
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oh my god...thats too funny
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:23 AM   #36
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:24 AM   #37
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Fuck her from behind, spit on her back pretending its your cum, in the meantime hold your load, when she turns around because she thinks your done you unload in her face while screaming "surprise!"

This always works.
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:27 AM   #38
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Serious, if a chick is banging you an hour after you've met, she should have no problem telling you what she does or doesn't want beforehand
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:31 AM   #39
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Old 07-08-2004, 11:39 AM   #40
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Most of the time they'll go along with anything you tell'em to. Pull her hair, fuck her rough, talk dirty and at the end tell her where its going and put it there.
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:11 PM   #41
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:13 PM   #42
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Get a hot chick with some really minor acne problems.

Then tell her that you have this special stuff that will solve her problem
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:17 PM   #43
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That is one of the funniest things I have read on GFY
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:28 PM   #44
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omg!!!
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:29 PM   #45
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its a one night stand

sooo


JUST DO IT!
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:33 PM   #46
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:39 PM   #48
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Something went wrong with my post. It should have "OMG " under the quote.
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:46 PM   #49
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In my experience try to make sure the girl is from Quebec and you should have no problem ;-)
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