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MetaformX 07-07-2004 01:42 PM

How to get a girl in a one night stand to take a cumshot on her face
 
How do you get a girl in a one night stand to take a cumshot on her pretty face? Any tricks? Any good lines? Or should I just do it and worry about consequences later?

Thrawn$ 07-07-2004 01:44 PM

You need the Pimping attitude

MattO 07-07-2004 01:47 PM

Tell her you're dying.



Dying to blow a load on her face.

Deepai 07-07-2004 01:48 PM

tell her its got anti aging effects???

hova 07-07-2004 01:48 PM

Just do it.........she'll love it

tical 07-07-2004 01:49 PM

just do it!

what are they gonna do, leave? perrrfect :thumbsup

EviLGuY 07-07-2004 01:50 PM

Why is this important to you?

polish_aristocrat 07-07-2004 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
just do it!

what are they gonna do, leave? perrrfect :thumbsup

arent you a woman ?

Nembrionic 07-07-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Any good lines??
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just do it, or say you gonna do it. If she likes it, she'll take it.
If she don't like it, you can still try and she might comply.

If she hates it she'll bite you in the cock...so what's the worst thing that could happen to you? :thumbsup

TheLegacy 07-07-2004 01:57 PM

http://www.mdmbank.ru/off-line/perso.../visa-gold.jpg

kimzar 07-07-2004 02:01 PM

tell her your getting shipped out to iraq

cronos 07-07-2004 02:06 PM

Tell here its just a mirage : Its not you but a handsome kafka-reading guy cumming on her face. That will do the trick. Oh, and that you under no circumstances have the ability to become embarresed or are self-aware. Life is good.

neewwman 07-07-2004 02:07 PM

Remember, it's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.

Basic_man 07-07-2004 02:12 PM

There's is no special tricks! :Graucho :thumbsup

liquidmoe 07-07-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Remember, it's easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission.
Sound advice right here, no need to look further.

Tempest 07-07-2004 03:35 PM

Get her drunk enough that she's passed out when you do it.

Why the hell am I posting in this thread.

steve_cobra 07-07-2004 03:37 PM

Cumming on a girl's face is like kissing a girl. You never ask! Never. Just man up and fucking do it.

It's been my experience that girls will go along with just about anything when at a high level of arousal.

Robertf 07-07-2004 03:43 PM

Just bring it to the point where she ask's for it :winkwink:

Bill8 07-07-2004 04:04 PM

Facial cumshots are for content, not for actual sex.

Cum in her mouth like a man.

Monk 07-07-2004 04:19 PM

Yes... just say it when you are getting ready to cum. Don't ask but just state "I'm going to cum on your face". If she really doesn't want to...she will let you know. (like saying "no the fuck you aren't")

hornycash 07-07-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bill8
Facial cumshots are for content, not for actual sex.

Cum in her mouth like a man.


latinasojourn 07-07-2004 04:27 PM

the question indicates a lack of understanding how women think.

if you want to blast a load into a girl's mouth or face get her to fall in love with you.

then she'll want it.

or you can buy the services of a whore, but the result will not be satisfying emotionally.

boldy 07-07-2004 04:34 PM

Tell her its good for her skin. Its that or acid :2 cents:

TheSwed 07-07-2004 05:07 PM

Dont tell here...just shot :2 cents:

MetaformX 07-07-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by latinasojourn
the question indicates a lack of understanding how women think.

if you want to blast a load into a girl's mouth or face get her to fall in love with you.

then she'll want it.

or you can buy the services of a whore, but the result will not be satisfying emotionally.

Yes, but if you read the question, it is regarding a one night stand...which obviously you won't have a chance to make the girl fall in love with you :)

Mack 07-07-2004 08:53 PM

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission........


Just do it and deal with the fallout afterwards.

Mr Pheer 07-07-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
arent you a woman ?
heh, man are you in for a surprise....

brizzad 07-07-2004 09:18 PM

pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"

PenetratinP 07-07-2004 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"

fuck that's funny


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CumSensei 07-07-2004 09:38 PM

You can alsawy have her on her back in bed fucking her and pull out just as you gonna come.

Then just aim up her face and hit it while "trying to hit the tits" :)

The face they give when you do that is awsome! :)

Ofcourse this put some pressure on you since you have to be able to blow the load up her whole body to hit. Takes spme practise but not that hard ones you get a hang of it.

Ash@phpFX 07-08-2004 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jason Fromm 07-08-2004 04:41 AM

If it is a one night stand, she should be up for anything.

SomeCreep 07-08-2004 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"
:1orglaugh

=^..^= 07-08-2004 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Yes, but if you read the question, it is regarding a one night stand...which obviously you won't have a chance to make the girl fall in love with you :)
this is exactly why you should just do it!
dont ask
if you do it and she gets pissed and leaves who cares? you blew your load already
:1orglaugh

MetaformX 07-08-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"
oh my god...thats too funny
:1orglaugh brizzad

johnbosh 07-08-2004 11:23 AM

make her drunk:)

Dirty F 07-08-2004 11:24 AM

Fuck her from behind, spit on her back pretending its your cum, in the meantime hold your load, when she turns around because she thinks your done you unload in her face while screaming "surprise!"

This always works.

mardigras 07-08-2004 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Fromm
If it is a one night stand, she should be up for anything.
Serious, if a chick is banging you an hour after you've met, she should have no problem telling you what she does or doesn't want beforehand:glugglug

mardigras 07-08-2004 11:31 AM

And the cum in the eye shots... if you'd ever had cum in your eye you wouldn't find it erotic:2 cents: :glugglug

beergood 07-08-2004 11:39 AM

Most of the time they'll go along with anything you tell'em to. Pull her hair, fuck her rough, talk dirty and at the end tell her where its going and put it there.

Tempest 07-08-2004 12:11 PM

A good thread to see which guys are single. :winkwink:

NoCarrier 07-08-2004 12:13 PM

Get a hot chick with some really minor acne problems.

Then tell her that you have this special stuff that will solve her problem :Graucho

CyberBachelor 07-08-2004 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"
That is one of the funniest things I have read on GFY:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 07-08-2004 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"

omg!!! :1orglaugh

sixxxth_sense 07-08-2004 12:29 PM

its a one night stand

sooo


JUST DO IT!

ytcracker 07-08-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"
hahahahahhahahhahahhah award winning

Jer 07-08-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
pull out, bust a nut in your hand, then throw it in her face while yelling "IM SPIDERMAN BITCH!!"

Jer 07-08-2004 01:39 PM

Something went wrong with my post. It should have "OMG :1orglaugh " under the quote.

bizguy 07-08-2004 01:46 PM

In my experience try to make sure the girl is from Quebec and you should have no problem ;-)

LiveDose 07-08-2004 01:54 PM

If it's a one night stand just do it...


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