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Bake · 04-08-2001, 04:43 AM

I hate computer software It dosent realate to the real person or webmaster, for 1 thing if wrote windows the harder I press the enter key the faster things would happen?? I mean I press realy hard, and it goes the same fucking speed how lame is that ,also it dosent mater how hard I right click when reviewing the pages It still loads at the same pace ,surely a better method would be 7 hard hits on the left mouse would launch turbo browser and get that sucker up strait away.
Bill please listen .Id be happer.
Bake

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wiZd0m · 04-08-2001, 05:06 AM

Boy did you get the wrong board to post this.

You might get a better chance at posing on microsoft developer network newgroups. Better yet, sign up for XP beta and send this as feedback to them.

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deluxe · 04-08-2001, 08:27 AM

Everybody hates computers (i think) but hey, you got to learn to live with them if you want to stay in this biz...

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eiht_98 · 04-08-2001, 09:41 AM

I luv computers.

chass · 04-08-2001, 10:43 AM

You got to be kidding! The harder you press the enter key??? How lame is that? It doesn't matter how hard or how many times you press the enter key, it will still take as long or as fast as your telephone line or cable modem will allow to load the page! Get cable modem and give your keyboard a rest...

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Originally posted by Bake:
for 1 thing if wrote windows the harder I press the enter key the faster things would happen?? I mean I press realy hard, and it goes the same fucking speed how lame is that ,also it dosent mater how hard I right click when reviewing the pages It still loads at the same pace

Warphead · 04-08-2001, 11:40 AM

Since no one has a sense of humor I'll reply.

Windows should also have a "goddamn it" button. That way when you tell it to do something and it says "are you sure?" you could click the "goddamn it" button and next time you wouldn't have to tell it twice!

Corpsie · 04-08-2001, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Warphead:
Windows should also have a "goddamn it" button. That way when you tell it to do something and it says "are you sure?" you could click the "goddamn it" button and next time you wouldn't have to tell it twice!

The dammit button is a $20,000 upgrade offered through MS certified technicians from the D.A.M.M.I.T. division.

I am certified, so if you would like to upgrade your computer, please send Money order to me and I'll fly out there.

aprilkorova · 04-08-2001, 12:43 PM

LOL Bake.

I find screaming "Load you #*&%$#* quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick.

fredicus · 04-08-2001, 01:01 PM

Warphead, there's an accessory available, it's called a five pound hammer ...
ROFLOA !

It's the ONLY "guarenteed" way to get a response from a PC running Win$

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ElvisTG · 04-08-2001, 01:43 PM

I'd like to get my hands on a keyboard with an "any key". That sure would come in handy...

MindWaste · 04-08-2001, 05:59 PM

What excactly whould an "any" key do? Everything??

wiZd0m · 04-08-2001, 08:08 PM

Before it gets out of hand, let me remind you that ...

A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds
Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine

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NakedChik · 04-08-2001, 08:15 PM

"I find screaming "Load you #*&%$#* quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick."

I think I'm going to have to try that.

04-08-2001, 04:43 AM	#1
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,839	Fuck I hate computers I hate computer software It dosent realate to the real person or webmaster, for 1 thing if wrote windows the harder I press the enter key the faster things would happen?? I mean I press realy hard, and it goes the same fucking speed how lame is that ,also it dosent mater how hard I right click when reviewing the pages It still loads at the same pace ,surely a better method would be 7 hard hits on the left mouse would launch turbo browser and get that sucker up strait away. Bill please listen .Id be happer. Bake ------------------ Post your movie galleries or quaility pages here The harder I work the luckyer I get.

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04-08-2001, 05:06 AM	#2
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Boy did you get the wrong board to post this. You might get a better chance at posing on microsoft developer network newgroups. Better yet, sign up for XP beta and send this as feedback to them. ------------------ wiZd0m

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eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	I luv computers.

04-08-2001, 11:40 AM	#6
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	Since no one has a sense of humor I'll reply. Windows should also have a "goddamn it" button. That way when you tell it to do something and it says "are you sure?" you could click the "goddamn it" button and next time you wouldn't have to tell it twice!

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aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	LOL Bake. I find screaming "Load you #&%$# quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick.

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fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	Warphead, there's an accessory available, it's called a five pound hammer ... ROFLOA ! It's the ONLY "guarenteed" way to get a response from a PC running Win$ ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

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ElvisTG Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Raytown, MO USA Posts: 111	I'd like to get my hands on a keyboard with an "any key". That sure would come in handy...

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MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	What excactly whould an "any" key do? Everything??

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wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Before it gets out of hand, let me remind you that ... A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine ------------------ wiZd0m

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NakedChik Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 112	"I find screaming "Load you #&%$# quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick." I think I'm going to have to try that.