Fuck I hate computers
 

I hate computer software It dosent realate to the real person or webmaster, for 1 thing if wrote windows the harder I press the enter key the faster things would happen?? I mean I press realy hard, and it goes the same fucking speed how lame is that ,also it dosent mater how hard I right click when reviewing the pages It still loads at the same pace ,surely a better method would be 7 hard hits on the left mouse would launch turbo browser and get that sucker up strait away.
Bill please listen .Id be happer.
Bake

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Post your movie galleries or quaility pages here

The harder I work the luckyer I get.

Boy did you get the wrong board to post this.

You might get a better chance at posing on microsoft developer network newgroups. Better yet, sign up for XP beta and send this as feedback to them.

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wiZd0m

Everybody hates computers (i think) but hey, you got to learn to live with them if you want to stay in this biz... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif



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I luv computers.

You got to be kidding! The harder you press the enter key??? How lame is that? It doesn't matter how hard or how many times you press the enter key, it will still take as long or as fast as your telephone line or cable modem will allow to load the page! Get cable modem and give your keyboard a rest...

Since no one has a sense of humor I'll reply. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Windows should also have a "goddamn it" button. That way when you tell it to do something and it says "are you sure?" you could click the "goddamn it" button and next time you wouldn't have to tell it twice!

The dammit button is a $20,000 upgrade offered through MS certified technicians from the D.A.M.M.I.T. division.

I am certified, so if you would like to upgrade your computer, please send Money order to me and I'll fly out there.

LOL Bake.

I find screaming "Load you #*&%$#* quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick.

Warphead, there's an accessory available, it's called a five pound hammer ...
ROFLOA !

It's the ONLY "guarenteed" way to get a response from a PC running Win$ http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif




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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

I'd like to get my hands on a keyboard with an "any key". That sure would come in handy...

What excactly whould an "any" key do? Everything??

Before it gets out of hand, let me remind you that ...

A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds
Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine

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wiZd0m

"I find screaming "Load you #*&%$#* quickly or I'm changing you're screen saver to a pic of Richard Simmons, naked, doing aerobics and leave Barry Manilow playing at all times! Seems to do the trick."


I think I'm going to have to try that.