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07-08-2004, 08:20 PM
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JOKE: A little guy goes into an elevator....
I posted this bout 2 years ago, hwg again.
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!
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07-08-2004, 08:22 PM
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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07-08-2004, 08:29 PM
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Too much to read for most GFYers huh? Sorry, no pics
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07-08-2004, 08:30 PM
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LOL that is awesome, nice post!!
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07-08-2004, 08:31 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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nice..good stuff.
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07-08-2004, 08:31 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I remember you telling us this 2 years ago
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07-08-2004, 08:36 PM
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pics would be funny
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07-08-2004, 08:37 PM
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sex is good
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Still funny
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07-08-2004, 08:40 PM
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Visualize it, its even funnier..hehhe
Night All
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07-08-2004, 09:40 PM
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07-08-2004, 09:54 PM
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You guys want a picture?
It reminds me of the elevator scene from Shallow Hal...   |
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07-08-2004, 09:57 PM
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We need more free porn
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Haaha! Can't get enought of that movie, it's hilarious The Farrelly brothers rock!
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07-08-2004, 10:13 PM
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Hahaha,not bad at all
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07-09-2004, 01:25 AM
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hahaha funny...i'll start telling that to my friends
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07-09-2004, 01:39 AM
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Cool one ...
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07-09-2004, 01:45 AM
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nice:D I wouldn;t turn aroun too
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07-09-2004, 04:54 AM
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07-09-2004, 06:51 AM
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i like that one dude
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07-09-2004, 06:54 AM
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MAN!! 3lbs balls??
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07-09-2004, 07:04 AM
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Are you sure that guys name wasnt YNOTBOB???
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07-09-2004, 07:10 AM
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[IMG]http://img49.*******/img49/5380/lmao.jpg[/IMG]
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