JOKE: A little guy goes into an elevator....
 

I posted this bout 2 years ago, hwg again.


A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!

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Too much to read for most GFYers huh? Sorry, no pics :1orglaugh

LOL that is awesome, nice post!!

nice..good stuff. :thumbsup

I remember you telling us this 2 years ago :mad:

pics would be funny

:1orglaugh Still funny

Visualize it, its even funnier..hehhe

Night All

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You guys want a picture?
It reminds me of the elevator scene from Shallow Hal... :)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...ack_black6.jpg

Haaha! Can't get enought of that movie, it's hilarious :1orglaugh

The Farrelly brothers rock!

Hahaha,not bad at all:thumbsup :1orglaugh

hahaha funny...i'll start telling that to my friends

Cool one ...

nice:D I wouldn;t turn aroun too

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i like that one dude:thumbsup

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MAN!! 3lbs balls?? :1orglaugh

Are you sure that guys name wasnt YNOTBOB???

hehehe

twinkley

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