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p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 12:36 AM

went down to get an english muffin, next thing i know i am hitting my GF doggie style on the counter

not a bad ending to an expensive day

rounders · 07-08-2004, 12:37 AM

with peenut buttery and jelly?

Warden · 07-08-2004, 12:38 AM

Did you butter her muffin?

angelsofporn · 07-08-2004, 12:39 AM

how much?

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 12:40 AM

butter and jelly

sad to say it lasted less than 2 minutes

1st time in my life i had sex in any kitchen

pretty neat

patio curtians wide open

michel · 07-08-2004, 12:40 AM

Don't invite me for dinner please

wargames · 07-08-2004, 12:42 AM

Kitchen sex is the best.

TurboTrucker · 07-08-2004, 12:42 AM

How was he?

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker
How was he?

she was good thx

if you havent had sex in the kitchen, you need to try it, its pretty cool

Holly · 07-08-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by wargames
Kitchen sex is the best.

I thought hotel sex was supposed to be the best.

rickholio · 07-08-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I thought hotel sex was supposed to be the best.

I was always led to believe that sex on the beach was the best.

Until I tried it when I was in Jamaica... highly overrated.

If you want to try it, make sure you bring a blanket way larger than needed to avoid getting sand where it's not wanted. Trust me on this.

Lace · 07-08-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by rickholio
I was always led to believe that sex on the beach was the best.

Until I tried it when I was in Jamaica... highly overrated.

If you want to try it, make sure you bring a blanket way larger than needed to avoid getting sand where it's not wanted. Trust me on this.

Took you how long to figure this out?

WiredGuy · 07-08-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I thought hotel sex was supposed to be the best.

I thought it was makeup sex.
WG

herbal logic · 07-08-2004, 12:54 AM

steam shower sex

Holly · 07-08-2004, 01:04 AM

My definition of sex on the beach is a room overlooking the ocean with the patio doors open so you can hear the waves.

And you get hotel sex, too.

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I thought it was makeup sex.
WG

Oh, that's a good one. I forgot about makeup sex.

What about getting a room on the beach overlooking the ocean, to have makeup sex. Top that. ;-}

WiredGuy · 07-08-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
What about getting a room on the beach overlooking the ocean, to have makeup sex. Top that. ;-}

Did I mention I'm getting an Ocean front room view for Florida Internext

WG

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
My definition of sex on the beach is a room overlooking the ocean with the patio doors open so you can hear the waves. And you get hotel sex, too.

Oh, that's a good one. I forgot about makeup sex.

What about getting a room on the beach overlooking the ocean, to have makeup sex. Top that. ;-}

wow, tru dat..

my GF's b'day got a room in laguna beach right on the ocean.. waves crashing nice breeze....

after a kick ass dinner and some shopping

its funny, the head board had screws in the wall to hold it tight to the wall.. well...

we ripped them out

good times!

MikeHawk · 07-08-2004, 01:11 AM

Kitchen sex is great....all over the house sex is always good..did you use some of the kichen tools? always good to use the pancake flipper...on the buttocks...while doggie....

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by MikeHawk
Kitchen sex is great....all over the house sex is always good..did you use some of the kichen tools? always good to use the pancake flipper...on the buttocks...while doggie....

used some butter for lube

thats about it

haha

piskas · 07-08-2004, 01:13 AM

Congratz

Holly · 07-08-2004, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Did I mention I'm getting an Ocean front room view for Florida Internext

WG

Wow. I'm sure Sly is thrilled.

That lucky bastard.

WiredGuy · 07-08-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Wow. I'm sure Sly is thrilled.

That lucky bastard.

I'm just using him for the headset

WG

Holly · 07-08-2004, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
used some butter for lube thats about it

haha

I hope you're kidding about that. If not, she should go ahead and call her gynecologist tomorrow and make an appointment.

Witzak · 07-08-2004, 01:24 AM

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I hope you're kidding about that. If not, she should go ahead and call her gynecologist tomorrow and make an appointment.

it wasnt like a table spoon full or anything, just enough to slip it in....

should i wake her up and rush her to the er, or is this just some itching we are tlaking about? thats her problem not mine

the Shemp · 07-08-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
went down to get an english muffin,

english muffin?

Holly · 07-08-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
it wasnt like a table spoon full or anything, just enough to slip it in....

should i wake her up and rush her to the er, or is this just some itching we are tlaking about? thats her problem not mine

No, no er. Just the potential for a nasty infection. And if that happens then you're cut off. ;-}

Generally, butter and vaginas don't do well together.

If you can figure out a way to record the conversation with the nurse at the admitting desk, go ahead and take her to the er, though.

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
No, no er. Just the potential for a nasty infection. And if that happens then you're cut off. ;-}

Generally, butter and vaginas don't do well together.

If you can figure out a way to record the conversation with the nurse at the admitting desk, go ahead and take her to the er, though.

lol

p1mpdogg · 07-08-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by the Shemp
english muffin?

man, butter and jelly perfect combo.. its the best

reynold · 07-08-2004, 07:21 PM

just sanitize the kitchen if you have a mind to invite us over for dinner...or breakie for that matter

KDizzla · 07-08-2004, 07:25 PM

Fucking animals is wrong...

TiGrrPrr · 07-08-2004, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
went down to get an english muffin, next thing i know i am hitting my GF doggie style on the counter

not a bad ending to an expensive day

what a lucky girl

Lykos · 07-08-2004, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by michel
Don't invite me for dinner please

hehehe

Marcus Aurelius · 07-08-2004, 09:49 PM

my wife always get pissed when we fuck in the kitchen because I user her back like a table to make a sandwich on while were fucking,,...I mean, were in the kitchen...cmon i just fucked you, im hungry.

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