just had sex in my kitchen
 

went down to get an english muffin, next thing i know i am hitting my GF doggie style on the counter


not a bad ending to an expensive day

with peenut buttery and jelly?

Did you butter her muffin?

how much?

butter and jelly

sad to say it lasted less than 2 minutes

1st time in my life i had sex in any kitchen

pretty neat

patio curtians wide open

Don't invite me for dinner please:)

Kitchen sex is the best. :thumbsup

How was he?

she was good thx


if you havent had sex in the kitchen, you need to try it, its pretty cool

I thought hotel sex was supposed to be the best.

I was always led to believe that sex on the beach was the best.

Until I tried it when I was in Jamaica... highly overrated.

If you want to try it, make sure you bring a blanket way larger than needed to avoid getting sand where it's not wanted. Trust me on this. :Oh crap

Took you how long to figure this out?

I thought it was makeup sex.
WG

steam shower sex:thumbsup

My definition of sex on the beach is a room overlooking the ocean with the patio doors open so you can hear the waves. :1orglaugh And you get hotel sex, too.

Oh, that's a good one. I forgot about makeup sex.

What about getting a room on the beach overlooking the ocean, to have makeup sex. Top that. ;-}

Did I mention I'm getting an Ocean front room view for Florida Internext :)

WG

wow, tru dat..

my GF's b'day got a room in laguna beach right on the ocean.. waves crashing nice breeze....

after a kick ass dinner and some shopping


its funny, the head board had screws in the wall to hold it tight to the wall.. well...

we ripped them out


good times!

Kitchen sex is great....all over the house sex is always good..did you use some of the kichen tools? always good to use the pancake flipper...on the buttocks...while doggie....

:thumbsup

used some butter for lube :) thats about it

haha

Congratz :thumbsup

Wow. I'm sure Sly is thrilled.

That lucky bastard. :(

I'm just using him for the headset :)
WG

I hope you're kidding about that. If not, she should go ahead and call her gynecologist tomorrow and make an appointment. :1orglaugh

:321GFY

it wasnt like a table spoon full or anything, just enough to slip it in....

should i wake her up and rush her to the er, or is this just some itching we are tlaking about? thats her problem not mine :)

english muffin? :thumbsup

No, no er. Just the potential for a nasty infection. And if that happens then you're cut off. ;-}

Generally, butter and vaginas don't do well together. :1orglaugh

If you can figure out a way to record the conversation with the nurse at the admitting desk, go ahead and take her to the er, though.

lol

man, butter and jelly perfect combo.. its the best

just sanitize the kitchen if you have a mind to invite us over for dinner...or breakie for that matter

Fucking animals is wrong... :winkwink:

what a lucky girl :banana

hehehe:)

my wife always get pissed when we fuck in the kitchen because I user her back like a table to make a sandwich on while were fucking,,...I mean, were in the kitchen...cmon i just fucked you, im hungry.:Graucho