Excuse me, where do you keep your hoses? (A GFY Story) - GoFuckYourself.com

jact · 07-08-2004, 07:47 AM

So I'm in WalMart the other day buying a patio set and I'm wearing my red GFY shirt. This woman walks up to me as I'm in the garden center doing my transaction to ask me "Where do you keep your hoses?" -- I decided not to touch that one since she was with a kid, but politely told her I didn't work for WalMart and she'd have to ask someone who did (Their managers wear red apparently). So I'm standing with a cashier and someone else that works there and I ask "Why do they keep asking me where things are, I'm wearing a shirt that says Go Fuck Yourself on it?", so the one guy who'd been helping me with various things throughout the day actually takes a moment to read my shirt and starts laughing hysterically (He'd seen 8 or 9 people ask me for shit throughout the day).

So, the moral of the story? Don't wear your red GFY shirts to WalMart

Bryan Havoc · 07-08-2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by jact
So I'm in WalMart the other day buying a patio set and I'm wearing my red GFY shirt. This woman walks up to me as I'm in the garden center doing my transaction to ask me "Where do you keep your hoses?" -- I decided not to touch that one since she was with a kid, but politely told her I didn't work for WalMart and she'd have to ask someone who did (Their managers wear red apparently). So I'm standing with a cashier and someone else that works there and I ask "Why do they keep asking me where things are, I'm wearing a shirt that says Go Fuck Yourself on it?", so the one guy who'd been helping me with various things throughout the day actually takes a moment to read my shirt and starts laughing hysterically (He'd seen 8 or 9 people ask me for shit throughout the day).

So, the moral of the story? Don't wear your red GFY shirts to WalMart

That's hilarious. I guess times are so tough that you're working at Wal-Mart, eh?

jact · 07-08-2004, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by apx_bryan
That's hilarious. I guess times are so tough that you're working at Wal-Mart, eh?

No doubt, I'm still waiting for my very first sale to happen in porn! I had to support my family somehow!

Bryan Havoc · 07-08-2004, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by jact
No doubt, I'm still waiting for my very first sale to happen in porn! I had to support my family somehow!

n00b!

LadyMischief · 07-08-2004, 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by jact
No doubt, I'm still waiting for my very first sale to happen in porn! I had to support my family somehow!

The manager called, he wants to reduce your hours... Guess you should try harder to make that first sale.. useless shit.

Phoenix · 07-08-2004, 08:14 AM

lets see the patio set

and some hoses..now that im all turned on

quantum-x · 07-08-2004, 08:24 AM

There's an older lady in the bank that I always go to, and for ages, every time I went in, she'd ask me what my shirt meant.

"It looks something computery", she said.
"Perhaps someone who knows about computers could tell you"
and "perhaps it's saying 01" (in reference to the emoticon)

Anyhow, I was with another atendant, and this old bat came, tapped the attendant I was with, and said -
"do you know what his shirt means?"

I dunno, these people are fucking basic ;)

I walked into my fav chinese restraunt, the lady stops me and then says "ahhhhh... lucky colour!!"

bluff · 07-08-2004, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by quantum-x
There's an older lady in the bank that I always go to, and for ages, every time I went in, she'd ask me what my shirt meant.

"It looks something computery", she said.
"Perhaps someone who knows about computers could tell you"
and "perhaps it's saying 01" (in reference to the emoticon)

Anyhow, I was with another atendant, and this old bat came, tapped the attendant I was with, and said -
"do you know what his shirt means?"

I dunno, these people are fucking basic ;)

I walked into my fav chinese restraunt, the lady stops me and then says "ahhhhh... lucky colour!!"

:-)

MattO · 07-08-2004, 08:29 AM

A majority of the people shopping there most likely can't read your shirt. Or anything, for that matter.

emmanuelle · 07-08-2004, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by quantum-x
There's an older lady in the bank that I always go to, and for ages, every time I went in, she'd ask me what my shirt meant.

Do you only own the one shirt?

TiGrrPrr · 07-08-2004, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by quantum-x
There's an older lady in the bank that I always go to, and for ages, every time I went in, she'd ask me what my shirt meant.

"It looks something computery", she said.
"Perhaps someone who knows about computers could tell you"
and "perhaps it's saying 01" (in reference to the emoticon)

Anyhow, I was with another atendant, and this old bat came, tapped the attendant I was with, and said -
"do you know what his shirt means?"

I dunno, these people are fucking basic ;)

I walked into my fav chinese restraunt, the lady stops me and then says "ahhhhh... lucky colour!!"

cool sig m

Tera · 07-08-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by emmanuelle
Do you only own the one shirt?

Damn, took my post .....

jhauser · 07-08-2004, 08:54 AM

Walmart = Go Fuck Yourself yeah I can see why people think its the same. I would mistake those for the same.. lol

BradM · 07-08-2004, 08:57 AM

Walmart manager now hey? Hook it up man. Starving student here.

quantum-x · 07-08-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
cool sig m

no, but i always seem to be wearing that shirt when i hit the bank

pure energy · 07-09-2004, 02:46 AM

this is shitty...would you talk about something else not just your shirts!!!!

johnbosh · 07-09-2004, 02:50 AM

haha its funny to hear that,:D

07-08-2004, 07:47 AM	#1
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	Excuse me, where do you keep your hoses? (A GFY Story) So I'm in WalMart the other day buying a patio set and I'm wearing my red GFY shirt. This woman walks up to me as I'm in the garden center doing my transaction to ask me "Where do you keep your hoses?" -- I decided not to touch that one since she was with a kid, but politely told her I didn't work for WalMart and she'd have to ask someone who did (Their managers wear red apparently). So I'm standing with a cashier and someone else that works there and I ask "Why do they keep asking me where things are, I'm wearing a shirt that says Go Fuck Yourself on it?", so the one guy who'd been helping me with various things throughout the day actually takes a moment to read my shirt and starts laughing hysterically (He'd seen 8 or 9 people ask me for shit throughout the day). So, the moral of the story? Don't wear your red GFY shirts to WalMart __________________ Free agent

07-08-2004, 08:14 AM	#6
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07-08-2004, 08:24 AM	#7
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	There's an older lady in the bank that I always go to, and for ages, every time I went in, she'd ask me what my shirt meant. "It looks something computery", she said. "Perhaps someone who knows about computers could tell you" and "perhaps it's saying 01" (in reference to the emoticon) Anyhow, I was with another atendant, and this old bat came, tapped the attendant I was with, and said - "do you know what his shirt means?" I dunno, these people are fucking basic ;) I walked into my fav chinese restraunt, the lady stops me and then says "ahhhhh... lucky colour!!" __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

07-08-2004, 08:54 AM	#13
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07-09-2004, 02:46 AM	#16
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07-08-2004, 08:29 AM	#9
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	A majority of the people shopping there most likely can't read your shirt. Or anything, for that matter.

07-08-2004, 08:57 AM	#14
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Walmart manager now hey? Hook it up man. Starving student here.

07-09-2004, 02:50 AM	#17
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	haha its funny to hear that,:D