So I'm in WalMart the other day buying a patio set and I'm wearing my red GFY shirt. This woman walks up to me as I'm in the garden center doing my transaction to ask me "Where do you keep your hoses?" -- I decided not to touch that one since she was with a kid, but politely told her I didn't work for WalMart and she'd have to ask someone who did (Their managers wear red apparently). So I'm standing with a cashier and someone else that works there and I ask "Why do they keep asking me where things are, I'm wearing a shirt that says Go Fuck Yourself on it?", so the one guy who'd been helping me with various things throughout the day actually takes a moment to read my shirt and starts laughing hysterically (He'd seen 8 or 9 people ask me for shit throughout the day).
So, the moral of the story? Don't wear your red GFY shirts to WalMart
