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Web_Mistress · 04-06-2001, 03:53 PM

Today has been a hiccups day...I've had them about an hour and I'm going crazy. I've tried holding my breath, had my boyfriend scare me, ignore them...finally they went away.

What do YOU do with a bad case of hiccups??

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RedShoe · 04-06-2001, 04:35 PM

One time my dad got the hiccups real bad. It was kinda funny. He would be sitting on the couch watching TV and after every hiccup was a loud "DAMMIT".

So my mom comes in my room and asks me to set off a firecracker in the house. WOW! Mom has never asked me to do something like that before. In Cali, those are illegal, so it was kinda cool when she asked.

So I figured, I would set it of in an empty two liter bottle of coke, because I didn't want to pick up the paper schrapnel that's left after the tiny explosion.

So I waited a while, and quietly crept up behind the couch. I sat down indian style, and quickly lit the fuse and attempted to drop it in the tiny opening of the two litre bottle. FAT CHANCE. Those fucking fuses burn way to fast. I panicked and droped it. It went off near my upper thigh and so I screamed (yes like a little girl, but I was younger then) and so he got all pissed off. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!"

"Uh, well mom said..."
I could see he was scared, either of the noise or that I nearly blew my cock off.

Either way the trick worked. He didn't have the hiccups anymore, and I never set off firecrackers sitting indian style again.

X-Web · 04-06-2001, 05:38 PM

chug the water it helps for me

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Tam · 04-06-2001, 05:45 PM

If you can stand the taste, a teaspoon of mustard will do the best in the world, kills them immediately....... if not, a teaspoon os sugar will also work, just not as well.

The mustard always kills them for me... I eat a hot dog and I get them on and off all damn day but the teaspoon of mustard will make them go away and stay away.....

don't laugh, just try it and see.

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blakkfrogg · 04-06-2001, 06:24 PM

Drink more beer. End of story.

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loster · 04-07-2001, 02:21 AM

Take a deep breathe, hold it, then try to picture how Abraham Lincoln's face looks on a $5 bill. ;-)

An old Algebra teacher told me that one day, and believe it or not, it works most of the time...haha.

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04-06-2001, 03:53 PM	#1
Web_Mistress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 374	What do you do for hiccups? Today has been a hiccups day...I've had them about an hour and I'm going crazy. I've tried holding my breath, had my boyfriend scare me, ignore them...finally they went away. What do YOU do with a bad case of hiccups?? Web Mistress ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ Greatest ADULT WEB HOSTING on The NET ! Free Erotic Fantasy Best Quality TGP's

04-06-2001, 04:35 PM	#2
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	One time my dad got the hiccups real bad. It was kinda funny. He would be sitting on the couch watching TV and after every hiccup was a loud "DAMMIT". So my mom comes in my room and asks me to set off a firecracker in the house. WOW! Mom has never asked me to do something like that before. In Cali, those are illegal, so it was kinda cool when she asked. So I figured, I would set it of in an empty two liter bottle of coke, because I didn't want to pick up the paper schrapnel that's left after the tiny explosion. So I waited a while, and quietly crept up behind the couch. I sat down indian style, and quickly lit the fuse and attempted to drop it in the tiny opening of the two litre bottle. FAT CHANCE. Those fucking fuses burn way to fast. I panicked and droped it. It went off near my upper thigh and so I screamed (yes like a little girl, but I was younger then) and so he got all pissed off. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" "Uh, well mom said..." I could see he was scared, either of the noise or that I nearly blew my cock off. Either way the trick worked. He didn't have the hiccups anymore, and I never set off firecrackers sitting indian style again.

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04-06-2001, 05:45 PM	#4
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,492	If you can stand the taste, a teaspoon of mustard will do the best in the world, kills them immediately....... if not, a teaspoon os sugar will also work, just not as well. The mustard always kills them for me... I eat a hot dog and I get them on and off all damn day but the teaspoon of mustard will make them go away and stay away..... don't laugh, just try it and see. Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!/ WebmastersProfit!!

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04-07-2001, 02:21 AM	#6
loster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 120	Take a deep breathe, hold it, then try to picture how Abraham Lincoln's face looks on a $5 bill. ;-) An old Algebra teacher told me that one day, and believe it or not, it works most of the time...haha. loster ------------------ Dynamic Hosting - Dedicated Server Deals ICQ: 15898919 Cell: 301-467-6149