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Old 07-07-2004, 06:58 AM   #1
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I Fucked Someone's Grandma last night!

I fucked a 47 year old last night and it wasn't too bad but I feel kinda weird today.

I didn't know she was 47 until we were done and she asked me how old I was. I told her 29 and she said, "Oh, I have a son your age!"

She then continues on to tell me about her 3 grandkids and how much she loves them. She didn't look a day over 35. I could be a 29 year old father to another 29 year old and a grandfather to 3 kids! Kidding! I'm never going to talk to that skank bitch again!

I've always dated and messed around with younger women and my friends told me that I didn't know what I was missing and that I should get with women older than me. Uh, after last night, I'll stick to my young chickees!
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:03 AM   #2
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:05 AM   #3
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:07 AM   #4
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I told her 29 and she said, "Oh, I have a son your age!"
Wow, now that's what I call a real turn-off !
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:08 AM   #5
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did she want more and more
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:09 AM   #6
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Are you high or what? :D
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:20 AM   #7
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One day you will be 47 and then 57. Maybe a 47 year old won't be that bad? Just most of them will. But ya didn't have to call her skank! After all you did her.
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:23 AM   #8
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Had a few 40+ woman when I was in my 20s.

They give great blow jobs thats for sure
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:25 AM   #9
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...But ya didn't have to call her skank! After all you did her.
She has already fucked 2 other dudes from my neighborhood (one of them being only 19!). So yes, I think she qualifies for the skank title. I'm certainly glad I buy my condoms in bulk; in both size and quantity.
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:29 AM   #10
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:41 AM   #12
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They give great blow jobs thats for sure
She didn't get me a blowjob and probably for a good reason. I don't think she went the extra step to make sure she got the extra strength Polydent!
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I fucked a 47 year old last night and it wasn't too bad but I feel kinda weird today.

I didn't know she was 47 until we were done and she asked me how old I was. I told her 29 and she said, "Oh, I have a son your age!"

She then continues on to tell me about her 3 grandkids and how much she loves them. She didn't look a day over 35. I could be a 29 year old father to another 29 year old and a grandfather to 3 kids! Kidding! I'm never going to talk to that skank bitch again!

I've always dated and messed around with younger women and my friends told me that I didn't know what I was missing and that I should get with women older than me. Uh, after last night, I'll stick to my young chickees!
WHOOOAH!!
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:01 AM   #14
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:06 AM   #15
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I fuck a hot 48 year old on a regular basis. Her husband likes to watch her get pounded. They've got a few grandkids, but looking at her...you'd never even guess she's had kids of her own, let alone grandkids.
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