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Old 07-07-2004, 06:58 AM  
Rob
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I Fucked Someone's Grandma last night!

I fucked a 47 year old last night and it wasn't too bad but I feel kinda weird today.

I didn't know she was 47 until we were done and she asked me how old I was. I told her 29 and she said, "Oh, I have a son your age!"

She then continues on to tell me about her 3 grandkids and how much she loves them. She didn't look a day over 35. I could be a 29 year old father to another 29 year old and a grandfather to 3 kids! Kidding! I'm never going to talk to that skank bitch again!

I've always dated and messed around with younger women and my friends told me that I didn't know what I was missing and that I should get with women older than me. Uh, after last night, I'll stick to my young chickees!
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