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Old 07-06-2004, 07:34 PM   #1
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Average male cums at 28 MPH! (link inside)

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28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.

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Old 07-06-2004, 07:38 PM   #2
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Old 07-06-2004, 07:50 PM   #3
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Old 07-06-2004, 07:58 PM   #4
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Old 07-06-2004, 07:58 PM   #5
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:00 PM   #6
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:01 PM   #7
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:16 PM   #8
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Average Time to Orgasm (male)

Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Also Kinsey found that 99% of all adult webmasters reach orgasm within 5 seconds of penetration, and felt that it was normal as well.
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:38 PM   #9
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Average Time to Orgasm (male)

Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Also Kinsey found that 99% of all adult webmasters reach orgasm within 5 seconds of penetration, and felt that it was normal as well.

LMFAO!
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:55 PM   #10
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:56 PM   #11
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I was metered at 12mph
what does this tell you?
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Old 07-06-2004, 09:16 PM   #12
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Average Vaginal Acidity
4.0 to 5.0 on the pH scale--fairly acidic.

all guys need to know this, pussy is acidic

on the flip side, all females should be tough that its ok to swalllow

Average Seminal Alkalinity
7.0 to 8.0 on the pH scale.

and its a healthy meal

Average Ejaculate Calorific Content
Between 2 to 5 calories or so.
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Old 07-06-2004, 09:30 PM   #13
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I always get a sonic boom....
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:19 AM   #14
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:21 AM   #15
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:28 AM   #16
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Lol..interesting stuff... u learn something new everyday
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Old 07-07-2004, 02:30 AM   #17
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I cum at around 1mph.. just oozes out slowly.
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:52 AM   #18
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:55 AM   #19
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Also Kinsey found that 99% of all adult webmasters reach orgasm within 5 seconds of penetration, and felt that it was normal as well.
I never last that long ... what's wrong with MEEEEEEEEEEE?
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:56 AM   #20
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Shit that is fast!
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:50 AM   #21
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:56 AM   #22
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On another note, internet polls have found that it takes the average internet user 45 minutes to reach orgasm after penetration.

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Average Time to Orgasm (male)

Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Also Kinsey found that 99% of all adult webmasters reach orgasm within 5 seconds of penetration, and felt that it was normal as well.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:58 AM   #23
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:59 AM   #24
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I would be curious on Peter North's cumshots speed
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Old 07-07-2004, 07:14 AM   #26
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Heh,and who said we can't learn anything on GFY?
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:33 AM   #27
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