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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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wtf
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![]() Average Ejaculatory Speed
28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak. http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html Peace, BV |
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Tap into MOBILE!
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lol thats crazy :D
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GFY is so educational
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Proof that you can shoot someones eye out.
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a woman's vagina goes thru alot
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omg, lol
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I need a beer
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Mine just drips out
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HAL 9000
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Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc. Also Kinsey found that 99% of all adult webmasters reach orgasm within 5 seconds of penetration, and felt that it was normal as well. |
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wtf
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Takes me at least 2 hours to get my grandma through Walmart
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I was metered at 12mph
what does this tell you? |
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Average Vaginal Acidity
4.0 to 5.0 on the pH scale--fairly acidic. all guys need to know this, pussy is acidic on the flip side, all females should be tough that its ok to swalllow ![]() Average Seminal Alkalinity 7.0 to 8.0 on the pH scale. and its a healthy meal ![]() Average Ejaculate Calorific Content Between 2 to 5 calories or so. |
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I always get a sonic boom....
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Now I know why I call it a weapon!
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Lol..interesting stuff... u learn something new everyday
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I cum at around 1mph.. just oozes out slowly.
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AffiliateManager for Hire
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Learn something new every day here!
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Shit that is fast!
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God damn
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On another note, internet polls have found that it takes the average internet user 45 minutes to reach orgasm after penetration.
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Programming King Pin
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funny thing!
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Anybody with a sperm radar?
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hehe, cool info
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Heh,and who said we can't learn anything on GFY?
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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I have a Hemi on mine, 80mph.... come is 2 secs
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