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Ladies, Do you like to be approached with pickup lines?
How would you react if a guy you don't know came to you with a sarcastic pick up line, considering the guy looks pretty hot...
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any chance you would go to bed with him on the first night? just curious as to what the gfy ladies have to say about this..
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"can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the cash?"
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"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"
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Lame. It reduces you on the hotness scale.
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My lines are fool proof...here's one for you:
Get yourself a cowboy hat, walk up to the ladies with: "how about you save a horse and ride a cowboy?"
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nawh a drink and a hi my name is ______ does better!!!! ![]()
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u mean letting him have the goods before he puts effort no freakin way!
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my wife says no
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"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"
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Pick up lines make me think a guy is a professional mack.
Completely unoriginal, however - you outdance me on the dancefloor you got my digits. BG
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I always find the girls that look like they are bored at the clubs/bars seems to work.
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I've always found it doesn't matter what you say, it's the smile, the eye contact, the interest and the attitude.
I could be speaking Chinese, if she wants to fuck me she's going to do it and if she doesn't I could quote Shakespeare. It just doesn't matter. This is assuming you don't say something TOTALLY offensive or stupid of course. |
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damn im a spoiled brat and a princess LOL
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but in some circumstances, a guy is only looking to get laid...that's where a girl like you is no good ![]()
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I'd be more likely to laugh and walk away
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My favorite cheesy lines:
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Mind if I do?" (get a little condensation from your drink on your finger and lightly touch her shoulder).. "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes". "Do you wash those pants in Lemon Fresh Joy? I can see myself in them". Disclaimer: I would never say anything this cheesy to a lady. However, it's a lot of fun tossing them out once you already know someone a bit ![]() |
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I'm not into cheesy guys. Pick up lines can be so tacky....I tend to go for the guys who are more mysterious. The one's that radiate sex appeal and make you want to meet them.
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![]() but there are decent and less cheasy lines as well
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Cheesy chat ups don't work for me...but am a softy for a smile
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I prefer men being blunt and straight forward... Pick up lines turn me off...
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I think lines are retarded...I always just ask what is your name...Works the best...But sometimes if the girl is really hot I really get the urge to just walk up to her and be like please oh please sit on my face..
Ladies if a man came up to you and asked you if he could just eat you out? What would the reaction be? Hes hot also btw
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awe, thanks for your kind words alex!!!! good luck on ur search!!! heres a hint- the best place is a bar/club to get chicks. by the end of the night they are too drunk and are ready to go rock-n-roll LOL (look for the ones that are drinking heavily early on) ive seen it happen too many times!!! just give her your milliondollar smile buy a her a few more drinks drinks and get some condoms and ur ready baby! ![]()
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Do you like to be maced?
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that's how it is usually done indeed. I guess when it comes from a girl it's worth gold ![]()
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" Hey Does That Ring On Your Finger Mean No Commitment?"
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just remember ladies.... no shortage of losers
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haha good one =) gonna try that one out this weekend
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I don't know that suggesting a horny man takes advantage of a drunk / vulnerable woman is such a good idea.
They do anyway but to encourage them?
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Best Every Pick Up Line!
It will convert at a 1:20 ratio! Can I touch your belly button? ............................... From the Inside? |
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^^hahaha..that's a good one..
Hi usually works for me, then some pleasant convo and we're off!! Don't forget, sometimes women go out looking for those "one night stands" as well... ![]()
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