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alexg 07-06-2004 02:54 PM

Ladies, Do you like to be approached with pickup lines?
 
How would you react if a guy you don't know came to you with a sarcastic pick up line, considering the guy looks pretty hot...

alexg 07-06-2004 02:55 PM

any chance you would go to bed with him on the first night? just curious as to what the gfy ladies have to say about this..

tical 07-06-2004 02:56 PM

"can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the cash?"

alexg 07-06-2004 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by tical
"can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the cash?"
I saw a webpage at my buddy's house with tons of those lines....some were hilarious.

"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"

VegasSEGirl 07-06-2004 03:06 PM

Lame. It reduces you on the hotness scale.

AndrewKanuck 07-06-2004 03:08 PM

My lines are fool proof...here's one for you:

Get yourself a cowboy hat, walk up to the ladies with: "how about you save a horse and ride a cowboy?"

punker barbie 07-06-2004 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
How would you react if a guy you don't know came to you with a sarcastic pick up line, considering the guy looks pretty hot...

nawh a drink and a hi my name is ______ does better!!!!:winkwink:

punker barbie 07-06-2004 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
any chance you would go to bed with him on the first night? just curious as to what the gfy ladies have to say about this..

u mean letting him have the goods before he puts effort no freakin way!

Rankings 07-06-2004 03:11 PM

my wife says no

Persius 07-06-2004 03:11 PM

"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"




AHAHAH :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alexg 07-06-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
nawh a drink and a hi my name is ______ does better!!!!:winkwink:
well any chance you'd go to bed with a guy who did that on the first night? :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 07-06-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
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"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"

lol, u can try this on 10 girls and tell us if it worked :winkwink:

bad_girl 07-06-2004 03:34 PM

Pick up lines make me think a guy is a professional mack.

Completely unoriginal, however - you outdance me on the dancefloor you got my digits.


BG

arial 07-06-2004 03:38 PM

I always find the girls that look like they are bored at the clubs/bars seems to work.

dig420 07-06-2004 03:41 PM

I've always found it doesn't matter what you say, it's the smile, the eye contact, the interest and the attitude.

I could be speaking Chinese, if she wants to fuck me she's going to do it and if she doesn't I could quote Shakespeare. It just doesn't matter.

This is assuming you don't say something TOTALLY offensive or stupid of course.

punker barbie 07-06-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
well any chance you'd go to bed with a guy who did that on the first night? :winkwink:
no way, i like to be wine and dinned on the regular before he can get some Dessert.
damn im a spoiled brat and a princess LOL

alexg 07-06-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
no way, i like to be wine and dinned on the regular before he can get some Dessert.
damn im a spoiled brat and a princess LOL

for a serious relationship, this is the type of girl one is usually looking for. a girl with brains, and some modesty..I'm not talking about a catholic nun or anything, but a girl who's not a slut and who would have some loyality to her guy...

but in some circumstances, a guy is only looking to get laid...that's where a girl like you is no good :)

PrivateIvy 07-06-2004 04:02 PM

I'd be more likely to laugh and walk away :winkwink:

Ivy

fusionx 07-06-2004 04:16 PM

My favorite cheesy lines:

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Mind if I do?"

(get a little condensation from your drink on your finger and lightly touch her shoulder).. "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes".

"Do you wash those pants in Lemon Fresh Joy? I can see myself in them".

Disclaimer: I would never say anything this cheesy to a lady. However, it's a lot of fun tossing them out once you already know someone a bit :)

jmelyn 07-06-2004 04:21 PM

I'm not into cheesy guys. Pick up lines can be so tacky....I tend to go for the guys who are more mysterious. The one's that radiate sex appeal and make you want to meet them.

alexg 07-06-2004 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by fusionx

Disclaimer: I would never say anything this cheesy to a lady. However, it's a lot of fun tossing them out once you already know someone a bit :)

same here :winkwink:

but there are decent and less cheasy lines as well

MinX 07-06-2004 04:26 PM

Cheesy chat ups don't work for me...but am a softy for a smile:winkwink:

Vanilla DeVille 07-06-2004 04:28 PM

I prefer men being blunt and straight forward... Pick up lines turn me off...

DavieVegas 07-06-2004 04:28 PM

I think lines are retarded...I always just ask what is your name...Works the best...But sometimes if the girl is really hot I really get the urge to just walk up to her and be like please oh please sit on my face..

Ladies if a man came up to you and asked you if he could just eat you out? What would the reaction be? Hes hot also btw

punker barbie 07-06-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
for a serious relationship, this is the type of girl one is usually looking for. a girl with brains, and some modesty..I'm not talking about a catholic nun or anything, but a girl who's not a slut and who would have some loyality to her guy...

but in some circumstances, a guy is only looking to get laid...that's where a girl like you is no good :)


awe, thanks for your kind words alex!!!!
good luck on ur search!!!
heres a hint- the best place is a bar/club to get chicks.
by the end of the night they are too drunk and are ready to go rock-n-roll LOL (look for the ones that are drinking heavily early on)
ive seen it happen too many times!!! just give her your milliondollar smile buy a her a few more drinks drinks and get some condoms and ur ready baby! :winkwink:

CamChicks 07-06-2004 04:32 PM

Do you like to be maced?

Vanilla DeVille 07-06-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I think lines are retarded...I always just ask what is your name...Works the best...But sometimes if the girl is really hot I really get the urge to just walk up to her and be like please oh please sit on my face..

Ladies if a man came up to you and asked you if he could just eat you out? What would the reaction be? Hes hot also btw

Honestly, I would probably laugh and come back with an even more direct reply... probably try to put you on the spot! :winkwink:

alexg 07-07-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
awe, thanks for your kind words alex!!!!
good luck on ur search!!!
heres a hint- the best place is a bar/club to get chicks.
by the end of the night they are too drunk and are ready to go rock-n-roll LOL (look for the ones that are drinking heavily early on)
ive seen it happen too many times!!! just give her your milliondollar smile buy a her a few more drinks drinks and get some condoms and ur ready baby! :winkwink:

thanks for the tips, LOL.
that's how it is usually done indeed. I guess when it comes from a girl it's worth gold :)

JoeB 07-07-2004 12:38 AM

" Hey Does That Ring On Your Finger Mean No Commitment?"

alexg 07-07-2004 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by JoeB
" Hey Does That Ring On Your Finger Mean No Commitment?"
:1orglaugh

herbal logic 07-07-2004 12:50 AM

just remember ladies.... no shortage of losers:winkwink:

alexg 07-07-2004 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
just remember ladies.... no shortage of losers:winkwink:
why does your sig say "meat"?

piskas 07-07-2004 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
"If I flip a coin, what are the odds for me to get head?"


haha good one =) gonna try that one out this weekend

DESIREbyDESIGN 07-07-2004 04:10 AM

I don't know that suggesting a horny man takes advantage of a drunk / vulnerable woman is such a good idea.

They do anyway but to encourage them?

Jakke PNG 07-07-2004 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
How would you react if a guy you don't know came to you with a sarcastic pick up line, considering the guy looks pretty hot...
Don't fool yourself. You're not hot.

FunForOne 07-07-2004 06:39 AM

Best Every Pick Up Line!

It will convert at a 1:20 ratio!


Can I touch your belly button? ............................... From the Inside?

Odie 07-07-2004 07:33 AM

^^hahaha..that's a good one..

Hi usually works for me, then some pleasant convo and we're off!! Don't forget, sometimes women go out looking for those "one night stands" as well...:winkwink:


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