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Old 07-04-2004, 08:31 AM   #1
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For Pilots ONLY

The Pilot and Mechanic

P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution logged by the mechanic.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: Transponder inoperative.
S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Radio switches stick
S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up
S: Company accountant deplaned

P: Funny smell in cockpit
S: Pilot told to change cologne

P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight
S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane

P: #3 engine knocks at idle
S: #3 engine let in for a few beers

P: #3 engine runs like it's sick
S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover

P: Brakes howl on application
S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ
S: Ground Checks OK

P: First class cabin floor has a squeak
S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore

P: Electrical governor is broke
S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:31 AM   #2
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:38 AM   #3
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:42 AM   #4
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Some of them only a pilot would understand but funny as hell... I couldn't stop laughing because some are so TRUE to things that actually happen. The wonderful pilot/mechanic relationship
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:52 AM   #5
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Oldie but Goodie.
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:54 AM   #6
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Some of them only a pilot would understand but funny as hell... I couldn't stop laughing because some are so TRUE to things that actually happen. The wonderful pilot/mechanic relationship
I work for some Airlines and I had to send this to my pilot & mechanic friends. Nice post.
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:58 AM   #7
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I work for some Airlines and I had to send this to my pilot & mechanic friends. Nice post.

You know of anyone looking for a cargo pilot low hours over 200 multi
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:01 AM   #8
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You know of anyone looking for a cargo pilot low hours over 200 multi
Location?
Aircraft Type?

I have done some work for some small (9 Pax) FL to the Carribean Airlines and they seem to be always lookng for pilots.
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:02 AM   #9
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My father is a pilot ... Ill email him what you posted maybe he will understand
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:06 AM   #10
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Location?
Aircraft Type?

I have done some work for some small (9 Pax) FL to the Carribean Airlines and they seem to be always lookng for pilots.

Location: Any
Aircraft Type: Anything under 12,500

Have high altitude, highperformance, multi, instrumnet
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:06 AM   #11
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:08 AM   #12
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Location: Any
Aircraft Type: Anything under 12,500

Have high altitude, highperformance, multi, instrumnet
ICQ'ing you.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:11 AM   #13
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Read this before.. but it's still a funny read.

I like the "Live bugs on backorder" bit.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:12 AM   #14
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Read this before.. but it's still a funny read.

I like the "Live bugs on backorder" bit.
Yeah that's a good one I like the:


P: Something loose in cockpit.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:14 AM   #15
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this is funny, dunno why...

[IMG]http://img32.*******/img32/8515/AirlinersNetPhotoID336520.jpg[/IMG]
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:17 AM   #16
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this is funny, dunno why...

[IMG]http://img32.*******/img32/8515/AirlinersNetPhotoID336520.jpg[/IMG]
http://www.pilotboard.com has some cool photos too

that is a classic, that'll put a spur on your ass to hurry up
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Old 07-04-2004, 01:15 PM   #17
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http://www.pilotboard.com has some cool photos too

that is a classic, that'll put a spur on your ass to hurry up
notice the small plane's engine is not running
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Old 07-04-2004, 01:31 PM   #18
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You know of anyone looking for a cargo pilot low hours over 200 multi

check help wanted "flight crews" on trade-a-plane.com

new ads every 10 days.

IMO it will be difficult to find work if under 1000 hours in type.
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Old 07-04-2004, 01:32 PM   #19
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not so much because of your lack of time, but in part 135 operations low time in type makes for VERY high insurance rates for a/c owner.
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:02 PM   #20
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That's funny! too long, though.
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Old 07-04-2004, 08:38 PM   #21
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new ads every 10 days.

IMO it will be difficult to find work if under 1000 hours in type.
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true.

are you pilot and also photographer? do you own a cessna? if so i know of a year-round job shooting aerials.
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Old 07-05-2004, 12:40 AM   #23
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Old 07-06-2004, 04:18 PM   #24
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true.

are you pilot and also photographer? do you own a cessna? if so i know of a year-round job shooting aerials.

Yes I am a commercial pilot and a professional photographer
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