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For Pilots ONLY
The Pilot and Mechanic
P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution logged by the mechanic. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid. S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on backorder. P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for! P: Transponder inoperative. S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode. P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn. S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn. P: Suspected crack in windscreen. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Radar hums. S: Reprogrammed radar with words. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Radio switches stick S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up S: Company accountant deplaned P: Funny smell in cockpit S: Pilot told to change cologne P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane P: #3 engine knocks at idle S: #3 engine let in for a few beers P: #3 engine runs like it's sick S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover P: Brakes howl on application S: Don't step on 'em so hard! P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ S: Ground Checks OK P: First class cabin floor has a squeak S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore P: Electrical governor is broke S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano |
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
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P: enis
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Some of them only a pilot would understand but funny as hell... I couldn't stop laughing because some are so TRUE to things that actually happen. The wonderful pilot/mechanic relationship |
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Oldie but Goodie.
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You know of anyone looking for a cargo pilot low hours over 200 multi |
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Aircraft Type? I have done some work for some small (9 Pax) FL to the Carribean Airlines and they seem to be always lookng for pilots. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My father is a pilot ... Ill email him what you posted maybe he will understand
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Location: Any Aircraft Type: Anything under 12,500 Have high altitude, highperformance, multi, instrumnet |
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Read this before.. but it's still a funny read.
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P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. |
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this is funny, dunno why...
[IMG]http://img32.*******/img32/8515/AirlinersNetPhotoID336520.jpg[/IMG] |
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check help wanted "flight crews" on trade-a-plane.com new ads every 10 days. IMO it will be difficult to find work if under 1000 hours in type. |
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not so much because of your lack of time, but in part 135 operations low time in type makes for VERY high insurance rates for a/c owner.
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That's funny! too long, though.
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true. are you pilot and also photographer? do you own a cessna? if so i know of a year-round job shooting aerials. |
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I'm a pilot, pilot of a paper airplane!
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Yes I am a commercial pilot and a professional photographer |
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