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BradM · 07-06-2004, 03:09 PM

When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

AVM · 07-06-2004, 03:10 PM

fudpuck · 07-06-2004, 03:10 PM

AndrewKanuck · 07-06-2004, 03:11 PM

Phoenix · 07-06-2004, 03:12 PM

i say you last one day

kimzar · 07-06-2004, 03:12 PM

BradM · 07-06-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
i say you last one day

I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

Reak · 07-06-2004, 03:14 PM

good idea

i'm still thinking about it..

not sure

it's pretty sexy

Rankings · 07-06-2004, 03:15 PM

we'll see how long that lasts

emmanuelle · 07-06-2004, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

Your mom kicked you out of her sewing room and is making you sleep outside?

Phoenix · 07-06-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

treat yourself to a steak dinner..im sure you will make up with yourself

BradM · 07-06-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
Your mom kicked you out of her sewing room and is making you sleep outside?

Face (o_0) · 07-06-2004, 04:28 PM

DavieVegas · 07-06-2004, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

I normally ask em if they want a slumber party and if they do spend the night i just try to sneak it in there ear

LasseKongos · 07-06-2004, 04:31 PM

i give you 24 hours and then you are back in old style

MinX · 07-06-2004, 04:32 PM

Oh dear

punker barbie · 07-06-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

brad your a funny bunny!

4Pics · 07-06-2004, 04:54 PM

if you don't have sex with yourself, then you won't be having any sex though.

arial · 07-06-2004, 04:58 PM

I joined a group called "Masterbaters Anonymous" they made us play a game called "Cracker Circle"

Where all the guys get around in a circle and jerk off on the crackers on the floor and the last guy to blow his load has to eat them. Very sad day, thank god I'm a minute man.

punker barbie · 07-06-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
I joined a group called "Masterbaters Anonymous" they made us play a game called "Cracker Circle"

Where all the guys get around in a circle and jerk off on the crackers on the floor and the last guy to blow his load has to eat them. Very sad day, thank god I'm a minute man.

ewwwwwwwwwww, thats yuckie!

B40 · 07-06-2004, 05:06 PM

haha

ZanyCash Larry · 07-06-2004, 05:08 PM

Can't live without it

Big Cheese · 07-06-2004, 05:29 PM

Just think, the longer you hold out, the better the makeup sex will be

fr8 · 07-06-2004, 05:34 PM

Umm...Good luck.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I REFUSE to have sex with myself anymore. When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to. It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk." Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?" Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

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