I REFUSE to have sex with myself anymore.
 

When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

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i say you last one day:winkwink:

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I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

good idea

i'm still thinking about it..

not sure

it's pretty sexy :glugglug

we'll see how long that lasts

Your mom kicked you out of her sewing room and is making you sleep outside? :1orglaugh

treat yourself to a steak dinner..im sure you will make up with yourself


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I normally ask em if they want a slumber party and if they do spend the night i just try to sneak it in there ear :)

i give you 24 hours and then you are back in old style :glugglug

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brad your a funny bunny!:1orglaugh

if you don't have sex with yourself, then you won't be having any sex though.

I joined a group called "Masterbaters Anonymous" they made us play a game called "Cracker Circle"

Where all the guys get around in a circle and jerk off on the crackers on the floor and the last guy to blow his load has to eat them. Very sad day, thank god I'm a minute man. :(

ewwwwwwwwwww, thats yuckie!

haha :1orglaugh

Can't live without it :(

Just think, the longer you hold out, the better the makeup sex will be :winkwink:

Umm...Good luck.:helpme