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boneprone · 04-02-2001, 03:09 PM

What Conservative state was it that the lady was arrested for owning a dildo?? It was deemed as obscene, and even though she had it in her own home, it was enforced as obscene and she was arrested and jailed for it? I shit you not, this recently happened!

Im trying to rember where.. Anyone else heard this one? Im sure Ashcroft love this shit.

Gemini · 04-02-2001, 03:43 PM

AL-A-BAMA! Gotta love em eh?

boneprone · 04-02-2001, 03:45 PM

Im gussing there arent any webmasters or content providers there! Isnt that also where the couple was arrested for running an adult website with lives shows of them in their own bedroom?

Gemini · 04-02-2001, 03:51 PM

Both of us vaguely remember that incident but don't remember the state. Question should be: WHY live in that state? lol

boneprone · 04-02-2001, 04:26 PM

Just found it it was Utah.. Utah is also the first state to have the first anti Internet Porn Ceasear.. An actual goventment offical that eleiminates all websites in Utah with porn.

Gemini · 04-02-2001, 04:31 PM

We believe that about Utah. lol The hubby had an ex BF that was stalking me transferred there just to torment him. lol Lucky he knew a supervisor in the company he worked for to pull that off. But we have read strange things relating to the Mormon law patterns there. Odd laws they have about adultery and such too.

Kat - Fast · 04-02-2001, 04:38 PM

ummm, how does this porn-czar manage to delete web pages? He shutting down the hosts?

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After 5 months, i should have taken my PS2 out of it's box - damn internet porn

KrazieSweets · 04-02-2001, 05:01 PM

dude thats some tweak shit....some assholes just done have anything else better to do...what a waste of time...i say let her have her dildo

Corpsie · 04-02-2001, 05:33 PM

<sarcasm> hoorah for gov't intervention in "ethics" </sarcasm>

aprilkorova · 04-02-2001, 05:34 PM

Utah scares me...I've driven 300 miles out of my way to stay out of tha state.

I firmly believe in religious freedom, even being a devote atheist...the problem is they don't feel the same. An atheist = Devil Worshipper, even though they don't get we don't believe in the devil either LOL.

Don't even get me started on Mormans I have serious baggage that not only would take too long to go into, but I don't think anybody would be interested in reading it all...you all know even without me saying anything, I'm sure LOL

Pete Dogg · 04-02-2001, 07:12 PM

Aren't they the ones that get to have multiple wives?

Lord Assmore · 04-02-2001, 07:17 PM

and no contraceptives?

Gemini · 04-02-2001, 07:21 PM

Not for more than a 100 years Pete.

To become a state they had to outlaw polygamy. We know some Morms here that are pert nice. Give you their last nickel AFTER they did their tithe for the month!

hounddog · 04-02-2001, 07:56 PM

Poligamy is still pretty common in Utah you just need to go to the southern part of the state which is VERY isolated.The Mormon church is well aware of it but officialy has rejected the practice.I lived in Utah for two years,it is an incredably beautiful place,it's just that around the big cities like Salt Lake the average person is about 20 years behind the rest of the country, everywhere else their about 100.

By the way there is one liquor store in the entire state.You should have seen the look on this cute little girls face when I walked into a Seven Eleven in downtown Provo and asked if there was a any place in town I could buy a bottle of Jim Beam.She called her manager who then brought over another employee, and the three of them huddled together in intense conversation for about 3 minutes, then she turns to me and says deadpan "we think there's a store in Salt Lake where you can get that". That's about 150 miles away.

sweetjimmy · 04-02-2001, 08:00 PM

polygamy rules beavis! it rules!

ElvisTG · 04-02-2001, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini:
The hubby had an ex BF that was stalking me transferred there just to torment him

So, your hubby's ex boyfriend was stalking you? That bastard!

boneprone · 04-03-2001, 12:16 AM

hey dank.. Better get rid of your dildos!

sweetjimmy · 04-03-2001, 12:31 AM

dank....LOL

boneprone · 04-03-2001, 03:01 PM

you dont know of Dank Jimmy?

04-02-2001, 03:09 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Arrested for owning a dildo What Conservative state was it that the lady was arrested for owning a dildo?? It was deemed as obscene, and even though she had it in her own home, it was enforced as obscene and she was arrested and jailed for it? I shit you not, this recently happened! Im trying to rember where.. Anyone else heard this one? Im sure Ashcroft love this shit.

04-02-2001, 03:43 PM	#2
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	AL-A-BAMA! Gotta love em eh?

04-02-2001, 03:45 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im gussing there arent any webmasters or content providers there! Isnt that also where the couple was arrested for running an adult website with lives shows of them in their own bedroom?

04-02-2001, 03:51 PM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Both of us vaguely remember that incident but don't remember the state. Question should be: WHY live in that state? lol

04-02-2001, 04:26 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Just found it it was Utah.. Utah is also the first state to have the first anti Internet Porn Ceasear.. An actual goventment offical that eleiminates all websites in Utah with porn.

04-02-2001, 04:31 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	We believe that about Utah. lol The hubby had an ex BF that was stalking me transferred there just to torment him. lol Lucky he knew a supervisor in the company he worked for to pull that off. But we have read strange things relating to the Mormon law patterns there. Odd laws they have about adultery and such too.

04-02-2001, 04:38 PM	#7
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	ummm, how does this porn-czar manage to delete web pages? He shutting down the hosts? ------------------ After 5 months, i should have taken my PS2 out of it's box - damn internet porn

04-02-2001, 05:01 PM	#8
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	dude thats some tweak shit....some assholes just done have anything else better to do...what a waste of time...i say let her have her dildo

04-02-2001, 05:33 PM	#9
Corpsie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: detroit, mi, usa Posts: 474	<sarcasm> hoorah for gov't intervention in "ethics" </sarcasm>

04-02-2001, 05:34 PM	#10
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	Utah scares me...I've driven 300 miles out of my way to stay out of tha state. I firmly believe in religious freedom, even being a devote atheist...the problem is they don't feel the same. An atheist = Devil Worshipper, even though they don't get we don't believe in the devil either LOL. Don't even get me started on Mormans I have serious baggage that not only would take too long to go into, but I don't think anybody would be interested in reading it all...you all know even without me saying anything, I'm sure LOL

04-02-2001, 07:12 PM	#11
Pete Dogg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 204	Aren't they the ones that get to have multiple wives?

04-02-2001, 07:17 PM	#12
Lord Assmore Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Periphery Posts: 588	and no contraceptives?

04-02-2001, 07:21 PM	#13
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Not for more than a 100 years Pete. To become a state they had to outlaw polygamy. We know some Morms here that are pert nice. Give you their last nickel AFTER they did their tithe for the month!

04-02-2001, 07:56 PM	#14
hounddog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 25	Poligamy is still pretty common in Utah you just need to go to the southern part of the state which is VERY isolated.The Mormon church is well aware of it but officialy has rejected the practice.I lived in Utah for two years,it is an incredably beautiful place,it's just that around the big cities like Salt Lake the average person is about 20 years behind the rest of the country, everywhere else their about 100. By the way there is one liquor store in the entire state.You should have seen the look on this cute little girls face when I walked into a Seven Eleven in downtown Provo and asked if there was a any place in town I could buy a bottle of Jim Beam.She called her manager who then brought over another employee, and the three of them huddled together in intense conversation for about 3 minutes, then she turns to me and says deadpan "we think there's a store in Salt Lake where you can get that". That's about 150 miles away.

04-02-2001, 08:00 PM	#15
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	polygamy rules beavis! it rules!

04-03-2001, 12:16 AM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hey dank.. Better get rid of your dildos!

04-03-2001, 12:31 AM	#18
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	dank....LOL

04-03-2001, 03:01 PM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	you dont know of Dank Jimmy?