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|  07-05-2004, 08:04 PM | #1 | 
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				lonely wife
			 just sharing a email I got, if anyone wants to contact her, let me know, ------------------------------ -----Original Message----- From: Strawman [mailto:strawman@*******.net] Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 9:17 AM To: [email protected] Subject: mg_surfer Hi Jason,I am sure you have a great site.My question is I am willing to please my husband yet he chooses not to be with me. I am attractive , 42, 5'2 117 blonde, brown eyes. So my husband chooses to every night look at these porn sites.........well thanks for your time, Sincerely, lonely wife | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:07 PM | #2 | 
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				 | LMAO you should post it on your site...maybe he'll see it..ahahaha 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:07 PM | #3 | 
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				 | that's sad 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:08 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Sign her up as a model, shoot some content and put it on your sites. Soon enough, the husband will react  
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|  07-05-2004, 08:08 PM | #5 | 
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				 | another one, ---------------------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Deb [mailto:frankie@*****.net] Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 10:41 AM To: [email protected] Subject: I gave my credit card info & was then denied access because I had no password. I no longer wish to join, cancel my membership & refund my credit card please | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:09 PM | #6 | 
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				 | Tell her to wait until he's looking at a porn site and join him. Better yet, tell her to log on to a porn site when she KNOWS he'll "catch" her doing it. Sometimes problems seem complex, but solutions are so simple, lol. | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:13 PM | #7 | 
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				 | this is a classic -------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Sam [mailto:ksbsss123@*****.com] Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:39 AM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer Hello, I just accidentally purchased a month-long subscription to pornking.com. I was wondering if you, or anyone you might know, would be willing to either trade or pay for it, somewhere around $30 for the username and password. Please let me know if you are interested, or know where I could find someone who is. Thanks. | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:17 PM | #8 | |
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 I hate stupid people like that  
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|  07-05-2004, 08:29 PM | #9 | |
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  That was just plain retarded 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:31 PM | #10 | 
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				 | lol classics | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:33 PM | #11 | |
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 so my question is, what the fuck is the question?? | |
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|  07-05-2004, 08:35 PM | #12 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 08:38 PM | #13 | 
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				 | I can't remember the last time I accidentally entered my 16 digit credit card number, expiration date, cvv2, address and telephone number then accidently choose a username and password from which I accidentally logged in to a porn site I accidentally navigated to where I accidentally downloaded a few smaller movie clips and accidentally merged them into one movie and accidentally jerked off. I think that guy is legit, refund him. 
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|  07-05-2004, 09:08 PM | #14 | 
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				 | ok last one I promise -----Original Message----- From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au] Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother | 
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|  07-05-2004, 09:30 PM | #15 | 
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				 | maybe we could give us our contribution .   . . . . your site will be more hot as in hot . . . . . .......... see sig . . . | 
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|  07-05-2004, 09:35 PM | #16 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 09:36 PM | #17 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 09:44 PM | #18 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 09:58 PM | #19 | |
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) 
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|  07-05-2004, 10:07 PM | #20 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 10:38 PM | #21 | 
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				 | Hahaha,that was good  
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