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imJason 07-05-2004 08:04 PM

lonely wife
 
just sharing a email I got, if anyone wants to contact her, let me know,

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-----Original Message-----
From: Strawman [mailto:strawman@*******.net]
Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 9:17 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: mg_surfer


Hi Jason,I am sure you have a great site.My question is I am willing to please my husband yet he chooses not to be with me. I am attractive , 42, 5'2 117 blonde, brown eyes. So my husband chooses to every night look at these porn sites.........well thanks for your time, Sincerely, lonely wife

Jdoughs 07-05-2004 08:07 PM

LMAO you should post it on your site...maybe he'll see it..ahahaha

Rankings 07-05-2004 08:07 PM

that's sad

Mike Okitch 07-05-2004 08:08 PM

Sign her up as a model, shoot some content and put it on your sites.

Soon enough, the husband will react :Graucho

imJason 07-05-2004 08:08 PM

another one,

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-----Original Message-----
From: Deb [mailto:frankie@*****.net]
Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 10:41 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject:


I gave my credit card info & was then denied access because I had no password. I no longer wish to join, cancel my membership & refund my credit card please

Tom_PMs 07-05-2004 08:09 PM

Tell her to wait until he's looking at a porn site and join him. Better yet, tell her to log on to a porn site when she KNOWS he'll "catch" her doing it.

Sometimes problems seem complex, but solutions are so simple, lol.

imJason 07-05-2004 08:13 PM

this is a classic

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sam [mailto:ksbsss123@*****.com]
Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:39 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


Hello, I just accidentally purchased a month-long subscription to pornking.com. I was wondering if you, or anyone you might know, would be willing to either trade or pay for it, somewhere around $30 for the username and password. Please let me know if you are interested, or know where I could find someone who is. Thanks.

Mike Okitch 07-05-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
another one,

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-----Original Message-----
From: Deb [mailto:frankie@*****.net]
Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 10:41 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject:


I gave my credit card info & was then denied access because I had no password. I no longer wish to join, cancel my membership & refund my credit card please

If you where intelligent enough to subscribe, I can only hope that you are intelligent enough to read the fucking instructions and stop the subscription yourself.

I hate stupid people like that :BangBang:

Spunky 07-05-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
this is a classic

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sam [mailto:ksbsss123@*****.com]
Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:39 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


Hello, I just accidentally purchased a month-long subscription to pornking.com. I was wondering if you, or anyone you might know, would be willing to either trade or pay for it, somewhere around $30 for the username and password. Please let me know if you are interested, or know where I could find someone who is. Thanks.

:1orglaugh That was just plain retarded

BillyHoe 07-05-2004 08:31 PM

lol classics

Magg 07-05-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Hi Jason,I am sure you have a great site.My question is I am willing to please my husband yet he chooses not to be with me. I am attractive , 42, 5'2 117 blonde, brown eyes. So my husband chooses to every night look at these porn sites.........well thanks for your time, Sincerely, lonely wife


so my question is, what the fuck is the question??

fr8 07-05-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
this is a classic

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sam [mailto:ksbsss123@*****.com]
Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:39 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


Hello, I just accidentally purchased a month-long subscription to pornking.com. I was wondering if you, or anyone you might know, would be willing to either trade or pay for it, somewhere around $30 for the username and password. Please let me know if you are interested, or know where I could find someone who is. Thanks.

Thats just sad.

Rep 07-05-2004 08:38 PM

I can't remember the last time I accidentally entered my 16 digit credit card number, expiration date, cvv2, address and telephone number then accidently choose a username and password from which I accidentally logged in to a porn site I accidentally navigated to where I accidentally downloaded a few smaller movie clips and accidentally merged them into one movie and accidentally jerked off.

I think that guy is legit, refund him.

imJason 07-05-2004 09:08 PM

ok last one I promise

-----Original Message-----
From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au]
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother

aSStig 07-05-2004 09:30 PM

maybe we could give us our contribution . . . . .

your site will be more hot as in hot . . . . . ..........


see sig . . .

wdsguy 07-05-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
ok last one I promise

-----Original Message-----
From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au]
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother

lol nice

Basic_man 07-05-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
LMAO you should post it on your site...maybe he'll see it..ahahaha
yeah! nice idea! lol

Strife 07-05-2004 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
ok last one I promise

-----Original Message-----
From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au]
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother

Job well done :thumbsup

CDSmith 07-05-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
ok last one I promise

-----Original Message-----
From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au]
Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: surfer


hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother

THAT is what is known in the online porn industry as "Job Satisfaction"


:thumbsup

Lace 07-05-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
just sharing a email I got, if anyone wants to contact her, let me know,

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-----Original Message-----
From: Strawman [mailto:strawman@*******.net]
Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 9:17 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: mg_surfer


Hi Jason,I am sure you have a great site.My question is I am willing to please my husband yet he chooses not to be with me. I am attractive , 42, 5'2 117 blonde, brown eyes. So my husband chooses to every night look at these porn sites.........well thanks for your time, Sincerely, lonely wife

Get in contact with her, shoot her for some content.

Lykos 07-05-2004 10:38 PM

Hahaha,that was good:1orglaugh


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