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I need to get FAT can anyone help ?
Im trying to get fat .. can you help me.. what should i start eating to bulk up ?
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superglue your ass shut
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why?
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Donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, coke(as in drink), chips, icecream, candy, chocolate, cake, cookies, lard, little children, pie and for dessert fried chicken.
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![]() if you want to gain weight..try eating alot of carbs right before bed.. Work out to gain muscles.. stay away from too much cardio. |
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Krispy Kreme - what better way to pack on the pounds.
Mmm Glazzzed donuts. BG
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Breads Pasta and the like. Watch out for too much sugar.
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You wanna get fat, EAT fat!
What you need are more calories and 1 gram fat gives you twice as many as 1 gram carbohydrates (bread, pasta, rice, potato etc.) But why the hell get fat when you can build muscles instead this way..? Heading for a Sumo-title? ![]()
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everything with carbo and sweets, you'll surely gain weight
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eat eat eat
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McDonalds & Krispy Kremes 24/7
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eat more, it's that simple.
I have an idea to lose weight too. EAT LESS ![]() |
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mc donalds tastes like crap.. didnt know they still existed...
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eat a lot of pasta but don't exercise.
Or you could become a paysite webmaster. That'll make sure you spend your fatass behind the screen all day long eating nothing but greasy shit |
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post on gfy 14 hours a day and you'll get fat soon enough
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Eat lots and lots of alfredo noodles no kidding
I had a friend that went to work at Olive Garden, she ate it every day and gained 20 pounds in like a month.....of course she was not trying to LOL She had to quit that job LMAO ![]() Ivy |
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You could do what I did ten years ago, got a hernia in late May, got it fixed, was too lazy to walk or ride the bicycle.
Kept eating all the food I was eating before the accident, gyros, pasta, Breyers Mint chocolate-chip ice cream and the like, and soon enough I was working as an Elvis impersonator. ![]()
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peanut butter and oatmeal mixed will do just fine to pack on the pounds.
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One sure way of getting fat is to increase your "meat" diet and reduce your weekly "Sex" dosage (you do expense a lot of energy when you do it right? ;))
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go to GNC and get some of the mass builiding shakes
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I recommend a slow, steady gorging process followed by ass-le horizontology.
And if you're unsure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye everybody. |
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drink Ensure between meals.
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Go on the subway diet, I bet it doesn't work
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become a full time webmaster, seems to work for everyone else
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Steak and beer, lots and lots of beer. and none of that low carb light beer shit.
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soda for sure!
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slows down guys.. i gotta write all this shit down
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Pick your favourite fastfood place and super size everything!
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drink lots of beer.
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Move to the US. Most people there seem to succeed
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try to get to mac donalds every day =) Or just eat the right kind of bulk !!
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Just hang out in the snack food isle at the grocery store, oh and do not exercise at all.
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