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Old 07-05-2004, 02:58 PM   #1
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I need to get FAT can anyone help ?

Im trying to get fat .. can you help me.. what should i start eating to bulk up ?
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:59 PM   #4
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:00 PM   #5
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:00 PM   #6
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Donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, coke(as in drink), chips, icecream, candy, chocolate, cake, cookies, lard, little children, pie and for dessert fried chicken.
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:00 PM   #7
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damn, that is why I have gained weight



if you want to gain weight..try eating alot of carbs right before bed.. Work out to gain muscles.. stay away from too much cardio.
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:01 PM   #8
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:01 PM   #9
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Krispy Kreme - what better way to pack on the pounds.


Mmm Glazzzed donuts.

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Old 07-05-2004, 03:01 PM   #10
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:04 PM   #11
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Breads Pasta and the like. Watch out for too much sugar.
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:11 PM   #12
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You wanna get fat, EAT fat!

What you need are more calories and 1 gram fat gives you twice as many as 1 gram
carbohydrates (bread, pasta, rice, potato etc.)

But why the hell get fat when you can build muscles instead this way..?

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Old 07-05-2004, 03:14 PM   #13
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everything with carbo and sweets, you'll surely gain weight
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:14 PM   #14
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:15 PM   #15
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:15 PM   #16
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You wanna get fat, EAT fat!

What you need are more calories and 1 gram fat gives you twice as many as 1 gram
carbohydrates (bread, pasta, rice, potato etc.)

But why the hell get fat when you can build muscles instead this way..?

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nah just experimenting .. wanna see what it would feel like to be fat :D
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:17 PM   #17
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:20 PM   #18
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I can hardly eat McDonalds once a week without wanting to vomit
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:21 PM   #19
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That will do it!
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:22 PM   #20
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eat more, it's that simple.

I have an idea to lose weight too. EAT LESS
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:29 PM   #21
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mc donalds tastes like crap.. didnt know they still existed...
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:33 PM   #22
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eat a lot of pasta but don't exercise.
Or you could become a paysite webmaster.

That'll make sure you spend your fatass behind the screen all day long eating nothing but greasy shit
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:35 PM   #23
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ouch, your body won't be able to stand it more than a few days
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:38 PM   #24
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:38 PM   #25
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:39 PM   #26
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Eat lots and lots of alfredo noodles no kidding
I had a friend that went to work at Olive Garden, she ate it every day and gained 20 pounds in like a month.....of course she was not trying to LOL She had to quit that job LMAO



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Old 07-05-2004, 03:48 PM   #27
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You could do what I did ten years ago, got a hernia in late May, got it fixed, was too lazy to walk or ride the bicycle.

Kept eating all the food I was eating before the accident, gyros, pasta, Breyers Mint chocolate-chip ice cream and the like, and soon enough I was working as an Elvis impersonator.
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:51 PM   #28
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peanut butter and oatmeal mixed will do just fine to pack on the pounds.
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:53 PM   #29
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yea its not that hard to get fat


can i ask why?
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Old 07-05-2004, 03:54 PM   #30
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Old 07-05-2004, 07:53 PM   #31
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One sure way of getting fat is to increase your "meat" diet and reduce your weekly "Sex" dosage (you do expense a lot of energy when you do it right? ;))
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go to GNC and get some of the mass builiding shakes
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I recommend a slow, steady gorging process followed by ass-le horizontology.

And if you're unsure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

Bye bye everybody.
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