I need to get FAT can anyone help ?
 

Im trying to get fat .. can you help me.. what should i start eating to bulk up ?

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superglue your ass shut

why?

Donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, coke(as in drink), chips, icecream, candy, chocolate, cake, cookies, lard, little children, pie and for dessert fried chicken.

damn, that is why I have gained weight :(



if you want to gain weight..try eating alot of carbs right before bed.. Work out to gain muscles.. stay away from too much cardio.

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Krispy Kreme - what better way to pack on the pounds.


Mmm Glazzzed donuts.

BG

bring yours and cum :D

Breads Pasta and the like. Watch out for too much sugar.

You wanna get fat, EAT fat!

What you need are more calories and 1 gram fat gives you twice as many as 1 gram
carbohydrates (bread, pasta, rice, potato etc.)

But why the hell get fat when you can build muscles instead this way..?

Heading for a Sumo-title? :helpme

everything with carbo and sweets, you'll surely gain weight :) :thumbsup

eat eat eat

nah just experimenting .. wanna see what it would feel like to be fat :D

McDonalds & Krispy Kremes 24/7

I can hardly eat McDonalds once a week without wanting to vomit :glugglug

That will do it!

eat more, it's that simple.

I have an idea to lose weight too. EAT LESS :thumbsup

mc donalds tastes like crap.. didnt know they still existed...

eat a lot of pasta but don't exercise.
Or you could become a paysite webmaster.

That'll make sure you spend your fatass behind the screen all day long eating nothing but greasy shit

ouch, your body won't be able to stand it more than a few days :helpme

post on gfy 14 hours a day and you'll get fat soon enough:thumbsup

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Eat lots and lots of alfredo noodles no kidding
I had a friend that went to work at Olive Garden, she ate it every day and gained 20 pounds in like a month.....of course she was not trying to LOL She had to quit that job LMAO

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Ivy

You could do what I did ten years ago, got a hernia in late May, got it fixed, was too lazy to walk or ride the bicycle.

Kept eating all the food I was eating before the accident, gyros, pasta, Breyers Mint chocolate-chip ice cream and the like, and soon enough I was working as an Elvis impersonator. :1orglaugh

peanut butter and oatmeal mixed will do just fine to pack on the pounds.

yea its not that hard to get fat


can i ask why?

Just Click This & Follow his Direction!

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One sure way of getting fat is to increase your "meat" diet and reduce your weekly "Sex" dosage (you do expense a lot of energy when you do it right? ;))

go to GNC and get some of the mass builiding shakes

I recommend a slow, steady gorging process followed by ass-le horizontology.

And if you're unsure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

Bye bye everybody.

drink Ensure between meals.

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Go on the subway diet, I bet it doesn't work

become a full time webmaster, seems to work for everyone else

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Steak and beer, lots and lots of beer. and none of that low carb light beer shit.

That would do it! :1orglaugh

most of the people dont want to be fat why do u want to get fat?!

soda for sure!

slows down guys.. i gotta write all this shit down :thumbsup

Pick your favourite fastfood place and super size everything! :thumbsup

drink lots of beer.

Move to the US. Most people there seem to succeed :)

Andre

try to get to mac donalds every day =) Or just eat the right kind of bulk !!

Just hang out in the snack food isle at the grocery store, oh and do not exercise at all. :1orglaugh

he's right, look what happens when you eat children :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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