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MrIzzz · 07-05-2004, 04:05 PM

REDNECK VASECTOMY

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Indiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia!

mynetporn · 07-05-2004, 04:07 PM

Thugmaster · 07-05-2004, 04:11 PM

lol , not bad

arial · 07-05-2004, 04:13 PM

kimzar · 07-05-2004, 04:13 PM

BT · 07-05-2004, 04:14 PM

TweetyBird · 07-05-2004, 04:21 PM

haha

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 07-05-2004, 04:30 PM

omg that was hilarious, Izzz!!

WebTitan · 07-05-2004, 04:58 PM

lol....nice one

woj · 07-05-2004, 05:08 PM

heh heh

directfiesta · 07-05-2004, 05:20 PM

LOL.. here is his " motor home"...

mynetporn · 07-05-2004, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
LOL.. here is his " motor home"...

directfiesta · 07-05-2004, 05:43 PM

But he hopes to upgrade to this nice one:

MrIzzz · 07-05-2004, 05:50 PM

^^those are great pics

xxxbruce · 07-05-2004, 06:10 PM

lol

i like it

Thechad · 07-05-2004, 06:13 PM

That is funny and the pics are great, but don't we all know a person who would do that. I don't think this is limited to the south. Then again the trailer pics would not be as funny.

woj · 07-05-2004, 06:24 PM

heh, those pics are great

sickkittens · 07-05-2004, 06:35 PM

Haha, that was pretty good.

hova · 07-05-2004, 06:38 PM

wasnt to bad

Illicit · 07-05-2004, 06:42 PM

best redneck joke Ive heard in a while !

Rankings · 07-05-2004, 07:46 PM

haha. classic

Lykos · 07-05-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
best redneck joke Ive heard in a while !

Sgree

Basic_man · 07-05-2004, 08:33 PM

Rolf !

BillyHoe · 07-05-2004, 08:35 PM

07-05-2004, 04:05 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	Redneck joke REDNECK VASECTOMY After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Indiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia! __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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