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|  07-05-2004, 02:58 PM | #1 | 
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				I need to get FAT can anyone help ?
			 Im trying to get fat .. can you help me.. what should i start eating to bulk up ? | 
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|  07-05-2004, 02:58 PM | #2 | 
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|  07-05-2004, 02:59 PM | #3 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 02:59 PM | #4 | 
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				 | superglue your ass shut 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:00 PM | #5 | 
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				 | why? | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:00 PM | #6 | 
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				 | Donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, coke(as in drink),  chips, icecream, candy, chocolate, cake, cookies, lard, little children, pie and for dessert fried chicken. 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:00 PM | #7 | |
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   if you want to gain weight..try eating alot of carbs right before bed.. Work out to gain muscles.. stay away from too much cardio. | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:01 PM | #8 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:01 PM | #9 | 
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				 | Krispy Kreme - what better way to pack on the pounds. Mmm Glazzzed donuts. BG 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:01 PM | #10 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:04 PM | #11 | 
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				 | Breads Pasta and the like. Watch out for too much sugar. | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:11 PM | #12 | 
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				 | You wanna get fat, EAT fat! What you need are more calories and 1 gram fat gives you twice as many as 1 gram carbohydrates (bread, pasta, rice, potato etc.) But why the hell get fat when you can build muscles instead this way..? Heading for a Sumo-title?  
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|  07-05-2004, 03:14 PM | #13 | 
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				 | everything with carbo and sweets, you'll surely gain weight     | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:14 PM | #14 | 
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				 | eat eat eat 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:15 PM | #15 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:15 PM | #16 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:17 PM | #17 | 
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				 | McDonalds & Krispy Kremes 24/7 | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:20 PM | #18 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:21 PM | #19 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:22 PM | #20 | 
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				 | eat more, it's that simple. I have an idea to lose weight too. EAT LESS  | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:29 PM | #21 | 
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				 | mc donalds tastes like  crap.. didnt know they still existed... | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:33 PM | #22 | 
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				 | eat a lot of pasta but don't exercise. Or you could become a paysite webmaster. That'll make sure you spend your fatass behind the screen all day long eating nothing but greasy shit | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:35 PM | #23 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:38 PM | #24 | 
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				 | post on gfy 14 hours a day and you'll get fat soon enough  | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:38 PM | #25 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:39 PM | #26 | 
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				 | Eat lots and lots of alfredo noodles    no kidding   I had a friend that went to work at Olive Garden, she ate it every day and gained 20 pounds in like a month.....of course she was not trying to LOL She had to quit that job LMAO   Ivy | 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:48 PM | #27 | 
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				 | You could do what I did ten years ago, got a hernia in late May, got it fixed, was too lazy to walk or ride the bicycle.  Kept eating all the food I was eating before the accident, gyros, pasta, Breyers Mint chocolate-chip ice cream and the like, and soon enough I was working as an Elvis impersonator.  
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|  07-05-2004, 03:51 PM | #28 | 
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				 | peanut butter and oatmeal mixed will do just fine to pack on the pounds. 
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|  07-05-2004, 03:53 PM | #29 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 03:54 PM | #30 | 
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|  07-05-2004, 07:53 PM | #31 | 
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				 | One sure way of getting fat is to increase your "meat" diet and reduce your weekly "Sex" dosage (you do expense a lot of energy when you do it right? ;)) 
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|  07-05-2004, 07:55 PM | #32 | 
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				 | go to GNC and get some of the mass builiding shakes 
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|  07-05-2004, 07:56 PM | #33 | 
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				 | I recommend a slow, steady gorging process followed by ass-le horizontology. And if you're unsure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye everybody. | 
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|  07-05-2004, 07:58 PM | #34 | 
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				 | drink Ensure between meals. 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:32 PM | #35 | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:44 PM | #36 | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:45 PM | #37 | 
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				 | Go on the subway diet, I bet it doesn't work | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:52 PM | #38 | 
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				 | become a full time webmaster, seems to work for everyone else | 
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|  07-05-2004, 08:56 PM | #39 | |
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|  07-05-2004, 10:04 PM | #40 | 
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				 | Steak and beer, lots and lots of beer.  and none of that low carb light beer shit. 
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|  07-06-2004, 03:26 AM | #41 | |
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|  07-06-2004, 03:59 AM | #42 | |
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|  07-06-2004, 04:09 AM | #43 | 
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				 | soda for sure! 
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|  07-06-2004, 07:30 AM | #44 | 
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				 | slows down guys.. i gotta write all this shit down   | 
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|  07-06-2004, 07:36 AM | #45 | 
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				 | Pick your favourite fastfood place and super size everything!    | 
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|  07-06-2004, 07:50 AM | #46 | 
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				 | drink lots of beer. | 
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|  07-06-2004, 07:57 AM | #47 | 
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				 | Move to the US. Most people there seem to succeed   Andre 
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|  07-06-2004, 08:04 AM | #48 | 
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				 | try to get to mac donalds every day =) Or just eat the right kind of bulk !! 
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|  07-06-2004, 08:05 AM | #49 | 
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				 | Just hang out in the snack food isle at the grocery store, oh and do not exercise at all.   | 
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|  07-06-2004, 08:06 AM | #50 | |
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