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TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:42 AM

eeek it out

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:43 AM

i thought this would have been won days ago

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
cmon

I agree

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
eeek it out

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
i thought this would have been won days ago

I thought so too

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:45 AM

GFY is waking up

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:45 AM

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:45 AM

oh ma gosh to early for this

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:46 AM

soon everyone will be awake

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:46 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this

have you had your coffee?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:47 AM

90 posts to go

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:48 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this

it's almost 11 pm here, what time is it there?

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:48 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this

soooon........

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:48 AM

Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."
Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:49 AM

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited because they think maybe he's in touch with reality now.
So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down first?"
He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:50 AM

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight."
"Eighty-eight," she purred.
"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say 'Eighty-eight.'"
"Eighhty...eighhhhtttt."
"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say 'Eighty-eight.'"
"One, two, three, four, five..."

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:51 AM

I can't work out why my upload is so slow atm?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:51 AM

upload and post and drink some more

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:52 AM

where did everyone go?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:53 AM

I know you are lurking

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:53 AM

why don't you post and I'll lurk?

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:54 AM

damn do es it ever end

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:54 AM

Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin' to me.
Doc: Don't be ridiculous!
Leg: Lend us a fiver!
Man: Told ya.
Leg: Giz a tenner!
Doc: My God!
Leg: Eh Doc, can you spare 20 quid?
Doc: I know your problem. Your leg's broke!

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:54 AM

la di freakin da

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:55 AM

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
damn do es it ever end

I think there are about 80 posts to go?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
la di freakin da

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:56 AM

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those

expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call

from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a

whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't

mean that I am automatically stupid...So, I proceeded to tell him just

what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one

year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and

I have not heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:56 AM

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those

expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call

from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a

whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't

mean that I am automatically stupid...So, I proceeded to tell him just

what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one

year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and

I have not heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:57 AM

why are we waiting???

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."

Firehorse · 07-11-2004, 05:57 AM

Good luck!

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:58 AM

get your boogie on (BOOGIE not booger)

Firehorse · 07-11-2004, 05:58 AM

Some funny jokes, born!

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:58 AM

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I have a problem with my dick!"
The lady at the counter says, "Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace "Dick" with some other body part like "Ear."
The man does as he's told and comes back in and says, "I have a problem with my ear."
The lady the says, "What is that?"
To which the man replied, "I can't piss out of it!"

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 05:59 AM

ah it's too early i have to go to bed.

Firehorse · 07-11-2004, 05:59 AM

Didn't this thread start a few days ago?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 05:59 AM

A man stops by his regular doctor with this strange discolouring of his genitals. The doctor was quite amazed. He had never seen such a shade of orange on a man's privates.
After a very thorough examination, the befuddled doctor finally confessed he had no ideas.
So he said to the man "I don't quite understand what is going on here." Then he asked, "so tell me what is it you do?"
The man said, "not much, really."
The doctor asked, "Do you work?"
The man replied, "no I have been laid off for months."
The doctor then said, "well, what is it that you do all day?"
The man replied "not much really, I sit around, watching porno's and eating cheetos all day..."

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
ah it's too early i have to go to bed.

and I was enjoying your company

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Firehorse
Didn't this thread start a few days ago?

seems like a week ago

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 06:01 AM

ate ham egg and cheese burrito. what did you eat?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 06:01 AM

'nite batman

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
ate ham egg and cheese burrito. what did you eat?

pasta and half a chilli and pepperoni pizza

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 06:01 AM

i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r

=^..^= · 07-11-2004, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r

not long dont crash yet

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 06:02 AM

for breakfast?!?

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r

switch to auto pilot

born4porn · 07-11-2004, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
for breakfast?!?

it's 11 pm here

TiGrrPrr · 07-11-2004, 06:03 AM

sounds like a canidate for tums

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07-11-2004, 05:42 AM	#401
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	eeek it out

07-11-2004, 05:45 AM	#406
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	GFY is waking up

07-11-2004, 05:45 AM	#408
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	oh ma gosh to early for this

07-11-2004, 05:46 AM	#409
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	soon everyone will be awake

07-11-2004, 05:47 AM	#411
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	90 posts to go

07-11-2004, 05:48 AM	#414
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking." Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"

07-11-2004, 05:49 AM	#415
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited because they think maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."

07-11-2004, 05:50 AM	#416
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight." "Eighty-eight," she purred. "Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say 'Eighty-eight.'" "Eighhty...eighhhhtttt." "Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say 'Eighty-eight.'" "One, two, three, four, five..."

07-11-2004, 05:51 AM	#417
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I can't work out why my upload is so slow atm?

07-11-2004, 05:51 AM	#418
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	upload and post and drink some more

07-11-2004, 05:52 AM	#419
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	where did everyone go?

07-11-2004, 05:53 AM	#420
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I know you are lurking

07-11-2004, 05:53 AM	#421
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	why don't you post and I'll lurk?

07-11-2004, 05:54 AM	#423
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin' to me. Doc: Don't be ridiculous! Leg: Lend us a fiver! Man: Told ya. Leg: Giz a tenner! Doc: My God! Leg: Eh Doc, can you spare 20 quid? Doc: I know your problem. Your leg's broke!

07-11-2004, 05:54 AM	#424
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	la di freakin da

07-11-2004, 05:56 AM	#428
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	Dear Diary, Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid...So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument

07-11-2004, 05:56 AM	#429
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy." "That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" "Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."

07-11-2004, 05:57 AM	#433
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Good luck! __________________ MySweetEbony

07-11-2004, 05:58 AM	#434
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	get your boogie on (BOOGIE not booger)

07-11-2004, 05:58 AM	#435
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Some funny jokes, born! __________________ MySweetEbony

07-11-2004, 05:58 AM	#436
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I have a problem with my dick!" The lady at the counter says, "Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace "Dick" with some other body part like "Ear." The man does as he's told and comes back in and says, "I have a problem with my ear." The lady the says, "What is that?" To which the man replied, "I can't piss out of it!"

07-11-2004, 05:59 AM	#437
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	ah it's too early i have to go to bed.

07-11-2004, 05:59 AM	#438
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Didn't this thread start a few days ago? __________________ MySweetEbony

07-11-2004, 05:59 AM	#439
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	A man stops by his regular doctor with this strange discolouring of his genitals. The doctor was quite amazed. He had never seen such a shade of orange on a man's privates. After a very thorough examination, the befuddled doctor finally confessed he had no ideas. So he said to the man "I don't quite understand what is going on here." Then he asked, "so tell me what is it you do?" The man said, "not much, really." The doctor asked, "Do you work?" The man replied, "no I have been laid off for months." The doctor then said, "well, what is it that you do all day?" The man replied "not much really, I sit around, watching porno's and eating cheetos all day..."

07-11-2004, 06:01 AM	#442
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	ate ham egg and cheese burrito. what did you eat?

07-11-2004, 06:01 AM	#443
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	'nite batman

07-11-2004, 06:01 AM	#445
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r

07-11-2004, 06:02 AM	#447
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	for breakfast?!?

07-11-2004, 06:03 AM	#450
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	sounds like a canidate for tums