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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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lonely wife
just sharing a email I got, if anyone wants to contact her, let me know,
------------------------------ -----Original Message----- From: Strawman [mailto:strawman@*******.net] Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 9:17 AM To: [email protected] Subject: mg_surfer Hi Jason,I am sure you have a great site.My question is I am willing to please my husband yet he chooses not to be with me. I am attractive , 42, 5'2 117 blonde, brown eyes. So my husband chooses to every night look at these porn sites.........well thanks for your time, Sincerely, lonely wife |
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LMAO you should post it on your site...maybe he'll see it..ahahaha
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that's sad
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Sign her up as a model, shoot some content and put it on your sites.
Soon enough, the husband will react ![]()
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another one,
---------------------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Deb [mailto:frankie@*****.net] Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 10:41 AM To: [email protected] Subject: I gave my credit card info & was then denied access because I had no password. I no longer wish to join, cancel my membership & refund my credit card please |
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Tell her to wait until he's looking at a porn site and join him. Better yet, tell her to log on to a porn site when she KNOWS he'll "catch" her doing it.
Sometimes problems seem complex, but solutions are so simple, lol. |
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this is a classic
-------------------------- -----Original Message----- From: Sam [mailto:ksbsss123@*****.com] Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:39 AM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer Hello, I just accidentally purchased a month-long subscription to pornking.com. I was wondering if you, or anyone you might know, would be willing to either trade or pay for it, somewhere around $30 for the username and password. Please let me know if you are interested, or know where I could find someone who is. Thanks. |
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I need a beer
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lol classics
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so my question is, what the fuck is the question?? |
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I can't remember the last time I accidentally entered my 16 digit credit card number, expiration date, cvv2, address and telephone number then accidently choose a username and password from which I accidentally logged in to a porn site I accidentally navigated to where I accidentally downloaded a few smaller movie clips and accidentally merged them into one movie and accidentally jerked off.
I think that guy is legit, refund him.
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ok last one I promise
-----Original Message----- From: PETER NORRIS [mailto:eastcoastcatering@***.com.au] Sent: Sunday, July 04, 2004 3:19 PM To: [email protected] Subject: surfer hey mate,what a great siten you have .i just was told by a mate to check your site out.man this isd good stuff,those horny babes you have found get me really turned on and my wife loves it to cos she always gets a boning after ive been to your site.god bless you brother |
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maybe we could give us our contribution . . . . .
your site will be more hot as in hot . . . . . .......... see sig . . . |
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Hahaha,that was good
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