Why does every stripper have a kid? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 07-04-2004, 01:15 AM

Discuss

hydro · 07-04-2004, 01:15 AM

you enpregnated her ;)

MrIzzz · 07-04-2004, 01:16 AM

dallas

2 min into the conversation..."so my 11 month old son is just a bundle of joy..."

wtf?!!!

how is that gonna help the blood flow in my diddle stick?

goBigtime · 07-04-2004, 01:18 AM

The answer lies within the question.

alexg · 07-04-2004, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
dallas

2 min into the conversation..."so my 11 month old son is just a bundle of joy..."

wtf?!!!

how is that gonna help the blood flow in my diddle stick?

DarkJedi · 07-04-2004, 01:20 AM

to make you feel sympathy for her and tip more

Fizzgig · 07-04-2004, 01:21 AM

Well I doubt *every* stripper does, but really, how does it REALLY matter anyway?

Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really. And to the good guys, should give you all the more reason to treat her right and help her bring home the bacon.

I'm such an opinionated cow/bitch, aren't I

Ah, but I'm cute too, so I can get away with it.

MrIzzz · 07-04-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
Well I doubt *every* stripper does, but really, how does it REALLY matter anyway?

Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really. And to the good guys, should give you all the more reason to treat her right and help her bring home the bacon.

I'm such an opinionated cow/bitch, aren't I
Ah, but I'm cute too, so I can get away with it.

pics?

preferably ones with you only wearing tassles...

SABAI · 07-04-2004, 01:40 AM

its more that because they are single mothers with a kid that they are strippers , probably because they are too stupid to sell clothes or work a regular job . some other are exhibitionists but most of them go the way where they don't have to use their brains , they just show their body.

WicKed NinJas · 07-04-2004, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig

Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really.

Your correct it isnt anyones business until they start talking baout there kid to the customer, then there is no way to avoid it. I was a Dj for quite a few years and I would hear them bitching outside the booth about this guy and that guy and then I would walk past them at some point and they are talkin about there kid or there boyfriend or some bullshit that the guy really doesnt wanna hear. If he wanted to hear the everyday complainings of a woman he would have stayed home.

Just

from a point of view thats been on both ends.

Scherfi · 07-04-2004, 02:07 AM

so you feel bad and spend more money

graphicsbytia · 07-04-2004, 02:12 AM

don't bite the hand that feeds you

LoveHenk · 07-04-2004, 04:52 AM

that's because they are stupid.

ModelBuffet · 07-04-2004, 04:55 AM

always atleast one kiddie key chain dangling from the stripper roll

TheWildcard · 07-04-2004, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
to make you feel sympathy for her and tip more

escorpio · 07-04-2004, 05:22 AM

Because I'm so potent just giving me a lap dance can knock a little zipper-polisher up.

ETillDawn · 07-04-2004, 06:23 AM

isn't so

pornJester · 07-04-2004, 06:28 AM

Maybe that's the reason they became strippers, to make enough to take care of their kid(s) and feed their addiction(s).

EviLGuY · 07-04-2004, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Maybe that's the reason they became strippers, to make enough to take care of their kid(s) and feed their addiction(s).

Makes sense I guess.. sometimes a girl in that situation doesn't have a lot of options.

Reak · 07-04-2004, 06:35 AM

cuz boneprone fucked them all

Hank_Heartland · 07-04-2004, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig

Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really. And to the good guys, should give you all the more reason to treat her right and help her bring home the bacon.

It matters because you never ask and they always bring it up...

It can be a really hot chick and as MrIzzz says any potential of gaining wood goes right out the window

My tips go down at that point or any point I start hearing the sob story

I'm there to be entertained not be a stripper shrink

emmanuelle · 07-04-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SABAI
its more that because they are single mothers with a kid that they are strippers , probably because they are too stupid to sell clothes or work a regular job . some other are exhibitionists but most of them go the way where they don't have to use their brains , they just show their body.

Folks we have a winner for the most useless, thoughtless and stupidest post of the day!

$7.50/hour is not enough to support oneself and a child. Many of these girls choose to dance so that they can give their children what they need, at the expense of their own lives. Once a girl decides to dance, she has given up the right to lead a 'normal' life ever again. 'Stripper' doesnt look so hot on a resume.

Lack of education is generally the root of young pregnancy. Many of these girls do not have the education or skills to 'use their brain', and so choose a path that will support their families, rather than become a burden on society.

These girls work hard, give them a little more credit!

NoCarrier · 07-04-2004, 07:55 AM

Yeah, that's fucking annoying, last time a stripper gave birth to her baby on me. I was fucking pissed. I asked for a refund.

tony286 · 07-04-2004, 07:56 AM

Well probably because of the asshole men in their lives who dont like condoms. Also they strp because they are smart. You have a kid and didnt graduate HS, selling clothes or a regular job you make $7-8 a hour . Childcare would take a big chunk of that. With stripping if a girl has some common sense she can take of her child and put some money away for the future. When I managed the jack shack 80% of my girls were single Mom's .

ytcracker · 07-04-2004, 07:57 AM

cash rules everything around (us)

Scherfi · 07-04-2004, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Yeah, that's fucking annoying, last time a stripper gave birth to her baby on me.

what?

prostock · 07-04-2004, 08:17 AM

coz they're dumb. plain and simple . if they're smart they wouldnt gotten themselves pregnant and stripping just to feed their kid.

Manowar · 07-04-2004, 08:20 AM

because their older than you think

VegasSEGirl · 07-04-2004, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
because their older than you think

Okay, THAT was funny! The rest of you jokers don't know what the hell you're talking about. Damn, even the women are falling for the stereotypes.

Lykos · 07-04-2004, 08:55 AM

Who the fuck cares for that?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-04-2004, 09:03 AM

christ this thread is just fuckng stupid.. or should I say the majority of posts in here are very fucking stupid!

I was a stripper for 15 years.. why..I FUCKING LOVE MONEY!!!!!!!

Every school and every lis. and every job i had in between did not pay the bills.. so why fucking sit in an office or do something you hate and not make enough money and be miserable..so society can pat me on the back and say I did the right thing morally even though I don't have a pot to piss in.

get real assholes. There are strippers that have bought several homes, put themselves through school and their kids too...you guys all look down on these woman like they have no other option... balderdash... If these women would not strip then you would have no strip bars to go and enjoy yourself at. It's obvious that some of you have never been to "sugars" in Austin, I bet you would change your tune real quick when you see the girls pull up in the car that costs twice as much as yours.

Who are the ignorant ones that are in the strip bars.. I would have to say the patrons..they are the people that are giving up their hard earned cash for a few minutes of self gratification.

And to answer the question as to why strippers have kids.... pretty fucking easy there friends... because females have kids..

do you ask yourself why secretaries have kids, do you ask yourself why grocery store clerks have kids, do you ask yourself why the lady that cuts your hair has kids?

pimplink · 07-04-2004, 09:37 PM

The question's WHY. .....because somewhere down the line while they were at IT, a naughty sperm was able to make his way through thus finding himself inlove with an egg, which results to another human being.....

Rochard · 07-04-2004, 09:49 PM

I was married to a stripper for four wonderful years of my life.

I don't recall any of the girls who worked in the club as having kids, although it does seem to be more common these days.

Most of the girls I knew were putting themselves through college. It's pretty simple - Why struggle at Wendy's making $7 an hour, when you go to school during the day and strip at night, taking home $500 a night?

Do the math.

zzgundamnzz · 07-04-2004, 09:55 PM

Reading some of these threads...

Goddamn theres so many stupid comments that I think the surfers are taking over.

Doctor Dre · 07-04-2004, 10:00 PM

1st : Cauz most strippers fucks pretty much anything that walks, good chance they got pregnant young

2nd : Because if a girl is like 22-23, have been doing it for 3-4 years, she will try to move on . Very difficult to slow down the lifestyle ... even worse when you have a kid

Strippers comes and go, the ones that stay are stuck there mostly cauz of their kid

badmrfrosty · 07-04-2004, 10:05 PM

My guess:

Most strippers are probably stripping because their fathers didnt take the time to play with them, or be their fathers, or imbue them with values that make them feel special or individual. So a girl grows up without a male role model, then around age 12 all of the males in the girls life start trying to fuck her, the young woman finds solice in the fact that men are paying attention to her that her father wouldnt.

So she goes through high school jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend (guys who are just trying to fuck her) by the time she gets out of high school she is so desperate for that "Male figure" (she is trying to substitute a boyfriend for a father) that she is actually trying to get pregnant to try and keep her boyfriend around (which we know doesnt work).

So after she gets pregnant, has a baby and the father splits, she takes up employ in the only industry in which she is assured to get attention from men (again this could've been avoided by her father spending time with her as a kid).

Thats 1 explaination.

As chris rock said "If your daughter is riding a pole, you fucked up".

BMF

SykkBoy · 07-04-2004, 11:09 PM

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Easton · 07-04-2004, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Discuss

simple: white trash get knocked up early and often

Easton · 07-04-2004, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

BloodHound Gang

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-04-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmrfrosty
My guess:

Most strippers are probably stripping because their fathers didnt take the time to play with them, or be their fathers, or imbue them with values that make them feel special or individual. So a girl grows up without a male role model, then around age 12 all of the males in the girls life start trying to fuck her, the young woman finds solice in the fact that men are paying attention to her that her father wouldnt.

So she goes through high school jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend (guys who are just trying to fuck her) by the time she gets out of high school she is so desperate for that "Male figure" (she is trying to substitute a boyfriend for a father) that she is actually trying to get pregnant to try and keep her boyfriend around (which we know doesnt work).

So after she gets pregnant, has a baby and the father splits, she takes up employ in the only industry in which she is assured to get attention from men (again this could've been avoided by her father spending time with her as a kid).

Thats 1 explaination.

As chris rock said "If your daughter is riding a pole, you fucked up".

BMF

I think you need to take this theory and apply it to every stripper you meet.. let them know how they became strippers, I am sure they are very unaware

too funny

pure energy · 07-04-2004, 11:38 PM

Because they're not practicing safe sex! Muwahh hahahha!

rakeback · 07-04-2004, 11:41 PM

"So, bambi?s goin? on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, even this one I have where jesus christ
Is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa claus?s tummy-tum?
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I?m parkin? the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. that rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin? me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin?

Easton · 07-04-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rakeback
"So, bambi?s goin? on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, even this one I have where jesus christ
Is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa claus?s tummy-tum?
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I?m parkin? the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. that rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin? me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin?

why is everyone quoting the BloodHound Gang? LOL

rakeback · 07-04-2004, 11:53 PM

because nail her and trailer rhymes.

StuartD · 07-04-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
Well I doubt *every* stripper does, but really, how does it REALLY matter anyway?

Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really.

It's just a turn off... I would think that its' common knowledge that bringing that up just isn't going to make a guy more horny.

As for being none of my business, if it isn't my business, why do I know about it? I shouldn't... so why would a stripper tell me?

I appreciate that a woman is trying to treat her child(s) right, and being a stripper can pay well... but still, I don't want to hear about it. I'll go to a daycare if I want to talk to mothers. It's NOT the reason I go to a strip club.

Trixie Racer · 07-05-2004, 12:41 AM

I don't and have no plans for children either!

07-04-2004, 01:15 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Why does every stripper have a kid? Discuss

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MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	dallas 2 min into the conversation..."so my 11 month old son is just a bundle of joy..." wtf?!!! how is that gonna help the blood flow in my diddle stick? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

07-04-2004, 01:21 AM	#7
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	Well I doubt every stripper does, but really, how does it REALLY matter anyway? Unless she's lap-dancing while breastfeeding, it should be none of your business really. And to the good guys, should give you all the more reason to treat her right and help her bring home the bacon. I'm such an opinionated cow/bitch, aren't I Ah, but I'm cute too, so I can get away with it. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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SABAI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: footmaniac.com Posts: 2,880	its more that because they are single mothers with a kid that they are strippers , probably because they are too stupid to sell clothes or work a regular job . some other are exhibitionists but most of them go the way where they don't have to use their brains , they just show their body. __________________

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ModelBuffet Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 360	always atleast one kiddie key chain dangling from the stripper roll __________________ Wackmeter ICQ 217-133-671 Trade Traffic

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	you enpregnated her ;)

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	to make you feel sympathy for her and tip more

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,197	Because I'm so potent just giving me a lap dance can knock a little zipper-polisher up. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive. Last edited by escorpio; 07-04-2004 at 05:23 AM..

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Yeah, that's fucking annoying, last time a stripper gave birth to her baby on me. I was fucking pissed. I asked for a refund. __________________

07-04-2004, 07:56 AM	#24
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Well probably because of the asshole men in their lives who dont like condoms. Also they strp because they are smart. You have a kid and didnt graduate HS, selling clothes or a regular job you make $7-8 a hour . Childcare would take a big chunk of that. With stripping if a girl has some common sense she can take of her child and put some money away for the future. When I managed the jack shack 80% of my girls were single Mom's .

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prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	coz they're dumb. plain and simple . if they're smart they wouldnt gotten themselves pregnant and stripping just to feed their kid. __________________ ICQ # :158519717

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	because their older than you think

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07-04-2004, 09:03 AM	#31
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	christ this thread is just fuckng stupid.. or should I say the majority of posts in here are very fucking stupid! I was a stripper for 15 years.. why..I FUCKING LOVE MONEY!!!!!!! Every school and every lis. and every job i had in between did not pay the bills.. so why fucking sit in an office or do something you hate and not make enough money and be miserable..so society can pat me on the back and say I did the right thing morally even though I don't have a pot to piss in. get real assholes. There are strippers that have bought several homes, put themselves through school and their kids too...you guys all look down on these woman like they have no other option... balderdash... If these women would not strip then you would have no strip bars to go and enjoy yourself at. It's obvious that some of you have never been to "sugars" in Austin, I bet you would change your tune real quick when you see the girls pull up in the car that costs twice as much as yours. Who are the ignorant ones that are in the strip bars.. I would have to say the patrons..they are the people that are giving up their hard earned cash for a few minutes of self gratification. And to answer the question as to why strippers have kids.... pretty fucking easy there friends... because females have kids.. do you ask yourself why secretaries have kids, do you ask yourself why grocery store clerks have kids, do you ask yourself why the lady that cuts your hair has kids? Last edited by C_U_Next_Tuesday; 07-04-2004 at 09:06 AM..

07-04-2004, 09:37 PM	#32
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	The question's WHY. .....because somewhere down the line while they were at IT, a naughty sperm was able to make his way through thus finding himself inlove with an egg, which results to another human being..... __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

07-04-2004, 09:49 PM	#33
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,321	I was married to a stripper for four wonderful years of my life. I don't recall any of the girls who worked in the club as having kids, although it does seem to be more common these days. Most of the girls I knew were putting themselves through college. It's pretty simple - Why struggle at Wendy's making $7 an hour, when you go to school during the day and strip at night, taking home $500 a night? Do the math. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

07-04-2004, 09:55 PM	#34
zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Reading some of these threads... Goddamn theres so many stupid comments that I think the surfers are taking over. __________________

07-04-2004, 10:05 PM	#36
badmrfrosty Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 500	My guess: Most strippers are probably stripping because their fathers didnt take the time to play with them, or be their fathers, or imbue them with values that make them feel special or individual. So a girl grows up without a male role model, then around age 12 all of the males in the girls life start trying to fuck her, the young woman finds solice in the fact that men are paying attention to her that her father wouldnt. So she goes through high school jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend (guys who are just trying to fuck her) by the time she gets out of high school she is so desperate for that "Male figure" (she is trying to substitute a boyfriend for a father) that she is actually trying to get pregnant to try and keep her boyfriend around (which we know doesnt work). So after she gets pregnant, has a baby and the father splits, she takes up employ in the only industry in which she is assured to get attention from men (again this could've been avoided by her father spending time with her as a kid). Thats 1 explaination. As chris rock said "If your daughter is riding a pole, you fucked up". BMF

07-04-2004, 11:09 PM	#37
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

07-04-2004, 11:38 PM	#41
pure energy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,274	Because they're not practicing safe sex! Muwahh hahahha! __________________ Click Here to get $42 a sale AND Get FREE MGP Coaching from WebmasterLabor.Com Sign up above then EMAIL info (( at )) webmasterlabor DOT com for your free 1 to 1 MGP coaching

07-04-2004, 11:41 PM	#42
rakeback Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 405	"So, bambi?s goin? on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, even this one I have where jesus christ Is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole With a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa claus?s tummy-tum? Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I?m parkin? the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. that rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on When I found out she was doin? me to buy baby formula. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin? __________________ livestrongwearyellow Play poker online? Get a monthly check of 50% of the cardroom's kickback! Rake-back.com

07-04-2004, 11:53 PM	#44
rakeback Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 405	because nail her and trailer rhymes. __________________ livestrongwearyellow Play poker online? Get a monthly check of 50% of the cardroom's kickback! Rake-back.com

07-05-2004, 12:41 AM	#46
Trixie Racer Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: varies Posts: 2,328	I don't and have no plans for children either! __________________ Make a Red Cross Donation!