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"So, bambi?s goin? on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, even this one I have where jesus christ
Is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa claus?s tummy-tum?
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I?m parkin? the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. that rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin? me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin?
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