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GonePhishing · 07-05-2004, 12:44 AM

I'm all for lighting fireworks off on the 4th, but my neighbors are fucking morans. They had huge ass fireworks they were lighting from their backyard. Tons of sparks and debris kept hitting the side of my house. Eventually, they had one that blew up on the ground. I don't think they got hurt, but I saw them running out of their backyard! I ran over there with a bucket of water (faining that I was going to help) instead, I asked them to come clean up my driveway. They refused, so I dupmed the water on their stash. Stupid people shouldn't light explosives near my house.

Spunky · 07-05-2004, 12:46 AM

Were you held down by the man?

69pornlinks · 07-05-2004, 12:47 AM

lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

pure energy · 07-05-2004, 12:54 AM

Damn them, You should've lighted a firework near them.

Georgief · 07-05-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I have idiots for neighbors!

We all do

=^..^= · 07-05-2004, 12:56 AM

this is one reson im greatful in our state you need permits to buy fireworks

GonePhishing · 07-05-2004, 12:58 AM

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lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

That's what the x10 cams and motion lights are for!

GonePhishing · 07-05-2004, 01:04 AM

I collected all the debris they shot off onto my driveway and dumped it back on theirs too.

Big Cheese · 07-05-2004, 01:04 AM

Everybody's got em!!

Face (o_0) · 07-05-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

Kicker · 07-05-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by Georgief
We all do

Yep

TweetyBird · 07-05-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

lol, that is probable

alexg · 07-05-2004, 04:24 AM

what happened afterwards?

strobi · 07-05-2004, 05:58 AM

The start of neighberhood massacre!

Rankings · 07-05-2004, 08:07 AM

sucks to have noisy, ignorant neighbors

blazi · 07-05-2004, 08:10 AM

some people just have no respect!

Lauren · 07-05-2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I collected all the debris they shot off onto my driveway and dumped it back on theirs too.

fuelcell · 07-05-2004, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I'm all for lighting fireworks off on the 4th, but my neighbors are fucking morans. They had huge ass fireworks they were lighting from their backyard. Tons of sparks and debris kept hitting the side of my house. Eventually, they had one that blew up on the ground. I don't think they got hurt, but I saw them running out of their backyard! I ran over there with a bucket of water (faining that I was going to help) instead, I asked them to come clean up my driveway. They refused, so I dupmed the water on their stash. Stupid people shouldn't light explosives near my house.

You are my hero.

I hate July 4th for that very reason. Stupid people should not be allowed to play with fireworks, explosives. It was like a fucking battleground this year in my usually quiet neighborhood.

Last year 3,000 people were treated for burns from fireworks. I'm betting that number is up this year.

myjah · 07-05-2004, 09:19 AM

I think I would have lost my shit if anything hit the side of my house

Tom_PMs · 07-05-2004, 09:27 AM

Same shit here, except nothing hitting the house. But they were lighting off half sticks of dynamite at 11pm, on July SECOND.

Fireworks are illegal here, yet they show on the news every year how dangerous fireworks are and how to light them off safely so you dont burn yourself or lose a limb.

This year they showed how strong M80's are by blowing up a matermelon. They showed how hot sparklers are by lighting one and placing it in the hand of a babydoll untill it was burnt to a crisp. On the newscast...

Makes you go hmmmmmmm.

Proves my favorite saying, "People are idiots."

VegasSEGirl · 07-05-2004, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

LOL that's gonna be his next post when they wake up from their drunken slumber.

Manowar · 07-05-2004, 09:29 AM

Serves them right for getting stuff on your property

webseth · 07-05-2004, 09:32 AM

you're all a bunch of grumpy scrooges, relax!

- Seth

hova · 07-05-2004, 09:35 AM

Sounds like fun

Odie · 07-05-2004, 09:35 AM

you shoulda put some dog shit in a paper bag with a firecracker in it, lit it and left it on the porch..and rang the doorbell!!!

mardigras · 07-05-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by webseth
you're all a bunch of grumpy scrooges, relax!

Really. And make sure that homeowner's insurance is paid up

mardigras · 07-05-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Odie
you shoulda put some dog shit in a paper bag with a firecracker in it, lit it and left it on the porch..and rang the doorbell!!!

That's funny in movies, in RL it could get you shot

Raven · 07-05-2004, 11:14 AM

We live in a neighbourhood with lots of trees.

All of our houses are constructed of cedar, with cedar shake roofs...

The Indian reservation is close by, so lots of our neighbours buy the huge fireworks and set them off, starting two days prior and it will continue until the end of this week.

Yes. People are idiots and we'll be cleaning up after them for the next month.

EviLGuY · 07-05-2004, 11:28 AM

Idiots and fireworks are a bad bad combination. I knew a guy who blew his thumb off in highschool with em.

They were able to reattach it.. but still..

07-05-2004, 12:44 AM	#1
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	I have idiots for neighbors! I'm all for lighting fireworks off on the 4th, but my neighbors are fucking morans. They had huge ass fireworks they were lighting from their backyard. Tons of sparks and debris kept hitting the side of my house. Eventually, they had one that blew up on the ground. I don't think they got hurt, but I saw them running out of their backyard! I ran over there with a bucket of water (faining that I was going to help) instead, I asked them to come clean up my driveway. They refused, so I dupmed the water on their stash. Stupid people shouldn't light explosives near my house. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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07-05-2004, 09:27 AM	#20
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	Same shit here, except nothing hitting the house. But they were lighting off half sticks of dynamite at 11pm, on July SECOND. Fireworks are illegal here, yet they show on the news every year how dangerous fireworks are and how to light them off safely so you dont burn yourself or lose a limb. This year they showed how strong M80's are by blowing up a matermelon. They showed how hot sparklers are by lighting one and placing it in the hand of a babydoll untill it was burnt to a crisp. On the newscast... Makes you go hmmmmmmm. Proves my favorite saying, "People are idiots."

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07-05-2004, 11:14 AM	#28
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	We live in a neighbourhood with lots of trees. All of our houses are constructed of cedar, with cedar shake roofs... The Indian reservation is close by, so lots of our neighbours buy the huge fireworks and set them off, starting two days prior and it will continue until the end of this week. Yes. People are idiots and we'll be cleaning up after them for the next month. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

07-05-2004, 11:28 AM	#29
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Idiots and fireworks are a bad bad combination. I knew a guy who blew his thumb off in highschool with em. They were able to reattach it.. but still..