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GonePhishing 07-05-2004 12:44 AM

I have idiots for neighbors!
 
I'm all for lighting fireworks off on the 4th, but my neighbors are fucking morans. They had huge ass fireworks they were lighting from their backyard. Tons of sparks and debris kept hitting the side of my house. Eventually, they had one that blew up on the ground. I don't think they got hurt, but I saw them running out of their backyard! I ran over there with a bucket of water (faining that I was going to help) instead, I asked them to come clean up my driveway. They refused, so I dupmed the water on their stash. Stupid people shouldn't light explosives near my house.

Spunky 07-05-2004 12:46 AM

Were you held down by the man?

69pornlinks 07-05-2004 12:47 AM

lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha

pure energy 07-05-2004 12:54 AM

Damn them, You should've lighted a firework near them.:BangBang:

Georgief 07-05-2004 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I have idiots for neighbors!
We all do :BangBang:

=^..^= 07-05-2004 12:56 AM

this is one reson im greatful in our state you need permits to buy fireworks :glugglug

GonePhishing 07-05-2004 12:58 AM

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lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha
That's what the x10 cams and motion lights are for!

GonePhishing 07-05-2004 01:04 AM

I collected all the debris they shot off onto my driveway and dumped it back on theirs too.

Big Cheese 07-05-2004 01:04 AM

Everybody's got em!!

Face (o_0) 07-05-2004 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha
:1orglaugh

Kicker 07-05-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by Georgief
We all do :BangBang:
Yep:(

TweetyBird 07-05-2004 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha
lol, that is probable :Graucho

alexg 07-05-2004 04:24 AM

what happened afterwards?

strobi 07-05-2004 05:58 AM

The start of neighberhood massacre!

Rankings 07-05-2004 08:07 AM

sucks to have noisy, ignorant neighbors

blazi 07-05-2004 08:10 AM

some people just have no respect!

Lauren 07-05-2004 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I collected all the debris they shot off onto my driveway and dumped it back on theirs too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

fuelcell 07-05-2004 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I'm all for lighting fireworks off on the 4th, but my neighbors are fucking morans. They had huge ass fireworks they were lighting from their backyard. Tons of sparks and debris kept hitting the side of my house. Eventually, they had one that blew up on the ground. I don't think they got hurt, but I saw them running out of their backyard! I ran over there with a bucket of water (faining that I was going to help) instead, I asked them to come clean up my driveway. They refused, so I dupmed the water on their stash. Stupid people shouldn't light explosives near my house.
You are my hero.

I hate July 4th for that very reason. Stupid people should not be allowed to play with fireworks, explosives. It was like a fucking battleground this year in my usually quiet neighborhood.

Last year 3,000 people were treated for burns from fireworks. I'm betting that number is up this year.

myjah 07-05-2004 09:19 AM

I think I would have lost my shit if anything hit the side of my house

Tom_PMs 07-05-2004 09:27 AM

Same shit here, except nothing hitting the house. But they were lighting off half sticks of dynamite at 11pm, on July SECOND.

Fireworks are illegal here, yet they show on the news every year how dangerous fireworks are and how to light them off safely so you dont burn yourself or lose a limb.

This year they showed how strong M80's are by blowing up a matermelon. They showed how hot sparklers are by lighting one and placing it in the hand of a babydoll untill it was burnt to a crisp. On the newscast...

Makes you go hmmmmmmm.

Proves my favorite saying, "People are idiots." :)

VegasSEGirl 07-05-2004 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
lol, i expect you'll be posting 'these fucktards just slashed my tires' haha
LOL that's gonna be his next post when they wake up from their drunken slumber.

Manowar 07-05-2004 09:29 AM

Serves them right for getting stuff on your property

webseth 07-05-2004 09:32 AM

you're all a bunch of grumpy scrooges, relax!

- Seth

hova 07-05-2004 09:35 AM

Sounds like fun :glugglug

Odie 07-05-2004 09:35 AM

you shoulda put some dog shit in a paper bag with a firecracker in it, lit it and left it on the porch..and rang the doorbell!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mardigras 07-05-2004 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by webseth
you're all a bunch of grumpy scrooges, relax!


Really. And make sure that homeowner's insurance is paid up:glugglug

mardigras 07-05-2004 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Odie
you shoulda put some dog shit in a paper bag with a firecracker in it, lit it and left it on the porch..and rang the doorbell!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
That's funny in movies, in RL it could get you shot:1orglaugh

Raven 07-05-2004 11:14 AM

We live in a neighbourhood with lots of trees.

All of our houses are constructed of cedar, with cedar shake roofs...

The Indian reservation is close by, so lots of our neighbours buy the huge fireworks and set them off, starting two days prior and it will continue until the end of this week.

Yes. People are idiots and we'll be cleaning up after them for the next month.

EviLGuY 07-05-2004 11:28 AM

Idiots and fireworks are a bad bad combination. I knew a guy who blew his thumb off in highschool with em.

They were able to reattach it.. but still..:1orglaugh


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