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punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:07 PM

I probably go once a month if not more......
How often do you go?

Doctor Dre · 07-02-2004, 10:08 PM

5-6 times a year ...

Spunky · 07-02-2004, 10:08 PM

Did you stuff dollar bills and fondle black men?

stevo · 07-02-2004, 10:09 PM

Its been a few years

I dont like it when women pretend to be nice to you, just for your money.

The Truth Hurts · 07-02-2004, 10:09 PM

no pics?

nofx · 07-02-2004, 10:10 PM

truth be told, i've yet to ever goto one. :\

me and my buddies have a trip planned though. This girl we graduated from highschool with works at this strip club about 45 minutes from us.

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Did you stuff dollar bills and fondle black men?

more like i fondled the women LOL

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by stevo
Its been a few years

I dont like it when women pretend to be nice to you, just for your money.

ya i hear ya but they look so damn good cant help myself, especialy when she hands me her #! LOL

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
truth be told, i've yet to ever goto one. :\

me and my buddies have a trip planned though. This girl we graduated from highschool with works at this strip club about 45 minutes from us.

dude go have some drinks and have some fun!

SleazyDream · 07-02-2004, 10:13 PM

only really go at conventions..... and i only really go to buy lap danses for other people.....

BradM · 07-02-2004, 10:14 PM

Only gone once. I find the one in town dastardly boring.

pure energy · 07-02-2004, 10:14 PM

How did it go?

Persius · 07-02-2004, 10:14 PM

punker which one did u go to?

bad_girl · 07-02-2004, 10:15 PM

Used to go all the time, they always tried to drag the chicks on stage, aside from the free drinks - I found it boring and overpriced.

BG

Doctor Dre · 07-02-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
only really go at conventions..... and i only really go to buy lap danses for other people.....

What a waste of money ...

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by pure energy
How did it go?

It was awesome, i got a # doubt i'll ever call her! But shes DAMN hott. She had a tattoo on her lower back that read PIMPSTRESS!
i thought that was cute!

SleazyDream · 07-02-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
What a waste of money ...

idiot

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Persius
punker which one did u go to?

the one i went to is called the candy store

Persius · 07-02-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
the one i went to is called the candy store

in south cali?

bad_girl · 07-02-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
It was awesome, i got a # doubt i'll ever call her! But shes DAMN hott. She had a tattoo on her lower back that read PIMPSTRESS!
i thought that was cute!

Wow, I am sure that will look hot when she is 60.

BG

fuzebox · 07-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Last time I went I was probably the drunkest I'd ever been in my life... Downing doubles of tequila like there was no tommorow, knocking over glasses, etc... Finished off the evening by puking on the stripper in the back room

fris · 07-02-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
I probably go once a month if not more......
How often do you go?

tisk tisk :p

SleazyDream · 07-02-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Wow, I am sure that will look hot when she is 60.

BG

no skin looks hot at 60 - at least hers will have some color though......

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Persius
in south cali?

nawh in Phoenix

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Wow, I am sure that will look hot when she is 60.

BG

Not my issue ! LOL

SykkBoy · 07-02-2004, 10:22 PM

I love to try and make the stripper crack up
I don't give a fuck what she wants to be when she grows up, I don't care what her favorite food is.,.I just want her to grind my cock while I look up at her and make silly faces and fart noises...

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
no skin looks hot at 60 - at least hers will have some color though......

true LOL

Persius · 07-02-2004, 10:23 PM

:D

ive gone couple times last year to a strip club

its been quite a while tho since my last visit

bad_girl · 07-02-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
Not my issue ! LOL

nofx · 07-02-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I love to try and make the stripper crack up
I don't give a fuck what she wants to be when she grows up, I don't care what her favorite food is.,.I just want her to grind my cock while I look up at her and make silly faces and fart noises...

ROFL i will make these noises when I go.

and I'm buying a girl friend of mine a lap dance because I promised her that I would. It should be interesting because me and my friends have this big conspiracy about how our friend is a really a 'in-the-closet' lesbian. we have known her for years and she just gives off this lesbian/bi vibe. time shall tell.

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
ROFL i will make these noises when I go.

and I'm buying a girl friend of mine a lap dance because I promised her that I would. It should be interesting because me and my friends have this big conspiracy about how our friend is a really a 'in-the-closet' lesbian. we have known her for years and she just gives off this lesbian/bi vibe. time shall tell.

post a pix of your "in the closet lesbian friend" LOL

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I love to try and make the stripper crack up
I don't give a fuck what she wants to be when she grows up, I don't care what her favorite food is.,.I just want her to grind my cock while I look up at her and make silly faces and fart noises...

fart noises!?!

SykkBoy · 07-02-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
fart noises!?!

yeah
I can see nekkid women any time, but how often can I fart with a stripper on my crotch (sometimes the fart noises AREN'T fake)?

Sometimes I'll even make silly noises are serenade them...
I love to sing to strippers...start with a song they know and suddenly the lyrics go weird.....

next time, I'm going to take a big rubber clown nose and if the bitch doesn't look me in the eye when she's grinding on my pleasure pump, I'll put the nose on and then make honking noises...

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yeah
I can see nekkid women any time, but how often can I fart with a stripper on my crotch (sometimes the fart noises AREN'T fake)?

Sometimes I'll even make silly noises are serenade them...
I love to sing to strippers...start with a song they know and suddenly the lyrics go weird.....

next time, I'm going to take a big rubber clown nose and if the bitch doesn't look me in the eye when she's grinding on my pleasure pump, I'll put the nose on and then make honking noises...

your such a freak!

ImLost · 07-02-2004, 10:48 PM

never

ZanyCash Larry · 07-02-2004, 10:50 PM

I don't. I think it's a big tease.

phogirl69 · 07-02-2004, 10:57 PM

Hi Punkerbarbie,

I just have a question for you about strippers. Say for example if your boyfriend (from what I read on GFY you're dating Chaos) got a lap dance from a stripper ( a lap dance that was high-contact with lots of grinding, maybe even the stripper touching his privates lightly through his pants and maybe even biting his weener lightly through his pants) and you weren't there with him but you found out later that this happend, would you get mad and consider this cheating or semi-cheating? Or would you think this is all in good fun and not think much about it?

Just wondering because I had this happen with an ex befoe and I was majorly pissed. The only thing was that he lied about it and I found out 3 months later!

Just wanted another female's opnion! Thanks

O'h yeah **edit** I never would have gotten pissed if he would have let me come along and get dances as well, he just absolutely REFUSES to take me and claims that it's "not cool" and "pussy whipped" to take your gf to a club. But I wouldn't have minded to come along! That was another reason why I was pissed!

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Hi Punkerbarbie,

I just have a question for you about strippers. Say for example if your boyfriend (from what I read on GFY you're dating Chaos) got a lap dance from a stripper ( a lap dance that was high-contact with lots of grinding, maybe even the stripper touching his privates lightly through his pants and maybe even biting his weener lightly through his pants) and you weren't there with him but you found out later that this happend, would you get mad and consider this cheating or semi-cheating? Or would you think this is all in good fun and not think much about it?

Just wondering because I had this happen with an ex befoe and I was majorly pissed. The only thing was that he lied about it and I found out 3 months later!

Just wanted another female's opnion! Thanks

O'h yeah **edit** I never would have gotten pissed if he would have let me come along and get dances as well, he just absolutely REFUSES to take me and claims that it's "not cool" and "pussy whipped" to take your gf to a club. But I wouldn't have minded to come along! That was another reason why I was pissed!

YES, Chaos was there. And if he had gone with out me its no biggie i understand.... It seems like the grass is always greener on the other side. Its like if a man has a GF with Big boobs sometimes he wants a chick with small boobs. To me thats totally understandable. The only thing that would rub me the wrong way was if he lied like you say he did! To be honest id leave him for that. If he lied about a stupid lap dance what else has he lied about?????

And if you are ever in the Phoenix area it would be my pleasure to take you to a Strip Club!

cosis · 07-02-2004, 11:19 PM

2x a month maybe

SykkBoy · 07-02-2004, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
your such a freak!

it's not easy sometimes

MetaMan · 07-02-2004, 11:21 PM

i cant stand strip clubs, girls looking at me like i want them haha.

V_RocKs · 07-02-2004, 11:24 PM

Before I got married to the computer? About 1 month. Now I work with people online so it is rare me and my coworkers ever get together and do something.

phogirl69 · 07-02-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
YES, Chaos was there. And if he had gone with out me its no biggie i understand.... It seems like the grass is always greener on the other side. Its like if a man has a GF with Big boobs sometimes he wants a chick with small boobs. To me thats totally understandable. The only thing that would rub me the wrong way was if he lied like you say he did! To be honest id leave him for that. If he lied about a stupid lap dance what else has he lied about?????

And if you are ever in the Phoenix area it would be my pleasure to take you to a Strip Club!

K, that sounds cool ;) Agree with ya about the lying thing. But if he didn't lie to you but still got a "nasty" lap dance you wouldn't get mad if he did tell you the truth? I think in a way it's still kind of "shady" because there's lots of physical contact going on, grinding; it's almost like dry humping. So you wouldn't consider that cheating? I know of course men will always desire other women, but there's a difference between fantasizing and grinding physical contact? Or am I just making too much of it? lol

JoeB · 07-02-2004, 11:33 PM

Last time I went I got so fucked up and started blabbing about producing films. Next I whooped out my fuckin' camera phone and the girls had no problem takin' pics! (Sorry they are all gone now) My wife did have a problem when she pulled it out of my pocket and it had pics of me and a bunch of strippers. It did not help that they were kissing me and grabbing my unit either! Whoops! So needless to say I don't really go to the clubs much anymore! Okay I do, I just don't take pictures anymore!

punker barbie · 07-03-2004, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
K, that sounds cool ;) Agree with ya about the lying thing. But if he didn't lie to you but still got a "nasty" lap dance you wouldn't get mad if he did tell you the truth? I think in a way it's still kind of "shady" because there's lots of physical contact going on, grinding; it's almost like dry humping. So you wouldn't consider that cheating? I know of course men will always desire other women, but there's a difference between fantasizing and grinding physical contact? Or am I just making too much of it? lol

no not at all, in Phoenix i stood there and watched a chick bit his dick though his jeans LOL not shir how that happend but what ever. i just look at like dont bitch me out when i start to flirt.
i guess we are both at a understanding...... its weird and twisted but hey it works!
and i think perhabs you are making a big deal i think you need to put on your dancing clothes and go out have some fun!

TheJimmy · 07-03-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
nawh in Phoenix

the got a 'Candy Store' down in Tucson as well....some top notch b00ty shackin going on in there fooo shooo

punker barbie · 07-03-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
the got a 'Candy Store' down in Tucson as well....some top notch b00ty shackin going on in there fooo shooo

NICE! the ladies are very friendly there *wink wink*

Shortbread · 07-03-2004, 12:30 AM

Last time I went to a stip club, the company (a girl) I was with got on stage with the stripper and 69'd her on stage in front of everyone.

pornguy · 07-03-2004, 12:52 AM

Czarina and I just got back from one also. They had about 22 girls and about 14 customers.

The only thing that sucks is that the women will not approach us when she is with me!

paytonrain · 07-03-2004, 01:04 AM

The face making and fart noises reminds me of awhile back when I was working in my club.

Trey Parker (from south park) used to come in and I would hang out with him and a couple of the other people that did voices and stuff on the show. Well they hang out at clubs all the time so they just liked to goof around like that. They used to sit around and do the voices from the show and it's very hard to dance to the sounds of Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Timmy.
They also paid my friend to get on stage and strip backwards so she had to start naked and put her clothes back on for them.
I always thought that was a nice way to break the routine of a normal night.

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Hi Punkerbarbie, I just have a question for you about strippers. Say for example if your boyfriend (from what I read on GFY you're dating Chaos) got a lap dance from a stripper ( a lap dance that was high-contact with lots of grinding, maybe even the stripper touching his privates lightly through his pants and maybe even biting his weener lightly through his pants) and you weren't there with him but you found out later that this happend, would you get mad and consider this cheating or semi-cheating? Or would you think this is all in good fun and not think much about it? Just wondering because I had this happen with an ex befoe and I was majorly pissed. The only thing was that he lied about it and I found out 3 months later! Just wanted another female's opnion! Thanks O'h yeah edit I never would have gotten pissed if he would have let me come along and get dances as well, he just absolutely REFUSES to take me and claims that it's "not cool" and "pussy whipped" to take your gf to a club. But I wouldn't have minded to come along! That was another reason why I was pissed! Last edited by phogirl69; 07-02-2004 at 10:59 PM..

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i cant stand strip clubs, girls looking at me like i want them haha.

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JoeB Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 396	Last time I went I got so fucked up and started blabbing about producing films. Next I whooped out my fuckin' camera phone and the girls had no problem takin' pics! (Sorry they are all gone now) My wife did have a problem when she pulled it out of my pocket and it had pics of me and a bunch of strippers. It did not help that they were kissing me and grabbing my unit either! Whoops! So needless to say I don't really go to the clubs much anymore! Okay I do, I just don't take pictures anymore! __________________ Joe B ICQ# 218032357

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paytonrain Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 483	The face making and fart noises reminds me of awhile back when I was working in my club. Trey Parker (from south park) used to come in and I would hang out with him and a couple of the other people that did voices and stuff on the show. Well they hang out at clubs all the time so they just liked to goof around like that. They used to sit around and do the voices from the show and it's very hard to dance to the sounds of Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Timmy. They also paid my friend to get on stage and strip backwards so she had to start naked and put her clothes back on for them. I always thought that was a nice way to break the routine of a normal night.