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Originally posted by punker barbie
fart noises!?!
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yeah
I can see nekkid women any time, but how often can I fart with a stripper on my crotch (sometimes the fart noises AREN'T fake)?
Sometimes I'll even make silly noises are serenade them...
I love to sing to strippers...start with a song they know and suddenly the lyrics go weird.....
next time, I'm going to take a big rubber clown nose and if the bitch doesn't look me in the eye when she's grinding on my pleasure pump, I'll put the nose on and then make honking noises...