so i goto a restrauant with wired guy and jman - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 07-02-2004, 07:23 PM

and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

nofx · 07-02-2004, 07:24 PM

how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.

WiredGuy · 07-02-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.

Sleazy's tip to our waitress should more than make up for it

WG

MrIzzz · 07-02-2004, 07:25 PM

pics?

Sly_RJ · 07-02-2004, 07:27 PM

Has Elvis left the building?

Pipecrew · 07-02-2004, 07:27 PM

haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?

fatal attraction · 07-02-2004, 07:29 PM

Too funny guys!

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 07:29 PM

what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

your dna will be everywhere

doober · 07-02-2004, 07:30 PM

wtf??

Spunky · 07-02-2004, 07:30 PM

Tell him to leave his phone with you when he uses your washroom

Makingcoin · 07-02-2004, 07:34 PM

Are you for serious? Or is this a joke?

Shortbread · 07-02-2004, 07:36 PM

wyldblyss · 07-02-2004, 07:36 PM

All guys pee on the bathroom walls don't they? Doubt if anyone would have noticed.

Doctor Dre · 07-02-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

your dna will be everywhere

God you crack me up every post you do

07-02-2004, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?

He's putting together a GFY documentry. "The wild and willy world of adult webmasters"

WiredGuy · 07-02-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
He's putting together a GFY documentry. "The wild and willy world of adult webmasters"

I will not sign a model release form

SleazyDream · 07-02-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?

yep - when you comming down?

Jman · 07-02-2004, 07:45 PM

Dude this was a complete mistake.... i got mezmerised .. lmao

I totally forgot i was peeing when i was on the phone

Jman · 07-02-2004, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.

Dude we where the only one in the place

nofx · 07-02-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Dude we where the only one in the place

haha you would have been caught for sure!

JFK · 07-02-2004, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Dude we where the only one in the place

and pissing around

Jman · 07-02-2004, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
haha you would have been caught for sure!

That is why i was rushing outa there

WiredGuy · 07-02-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
That is why i was rushing outa there

You were hilarious, running up to me and Sleazy saying we have to get out of here!!

WG

loopie · 07-02-2004, 08:05 PM

i almost knocked myself out peeing drunk once hit my head against the wall infront of me and then i almost did the splits over the toiletbowl

StuartD · 07-02-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Dude this was a complete mistake.... i got mezmerised .. lmao

I totally forgot i was peeing when i was on the phone

What did you do? Start walking around with the phone in one hand and....

never mind... I just gave myself a bad mental image

Jman · 07-02-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by JFK
and pissing around

Dude i swear i did not mean to spray all over the place .... i go mezmorized .... LMAO

Halcyon · 07-02-2004, 08:23 PM

Dude. That is classic!

*note to self: be wary of Jman's stream

thumbsUP · 07-02-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

your dna will be everywhere

God damn man do us all a fucking favor the SHIT THE FUCK UP

thumbsUP · 07-02-2004, 09:00 PM

god damnit that looks real damn good I cant fucking spell. Well that what public schools do to you

sean416 · 07-02-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thumbsUP
God damn man do us all a fucking favor the SHIT THE FUCK UP

Maybe im retarded, but I took his comment as a joke.. and a pretty funny one at that!

thumbsUP · 07-02-2004, 09:08 PM

yeah I know its a joke but I really am getting annoyed at that fucker. Dont know why but I wouldnt feel bad if he drove himself off a cliff

Easton · 07-02-2004, 09:09 PM

at least he didn't drop it in the toilet or urinal

pure energy · 07-02-2004, 10:03 PM

Wish there would be pics.....

n3in · 07-02-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

mwahaha, thats a great story

emthree · 07-02-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
at least he didn't drop it in the toilet or urinal

Agreed.

Now imagine if he would of slipped and fell on the piss soaked floor. Then returning to the table looking like he just took a swim

Phoenix · 07-02-2004, 10:29 PM

i thought he lost his phone in the urinal for sure

Elli · 07-02-2004, 10:45 PM

I want to know who was on the phone that mesmerized Jman so much.. and what was she saying?

Lensman · 07-02-2004, 10:47 PM

That guy scares me, really scares me.

WiredGuy · 07-02-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
That guy scares me, really scares me.

Thankfully he remembered to stop peeing before coming out of the bathroom!

Persius · 07-02-2004, 10:50 PM

JMAN ROX!

GO PEE MORE!

The Bootyologist · 07-02-2004, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thumbsUP
yeah I know its a joke but I really am getting annoyed at that fucker. Dont know why but I wouldnt feel bad if he drove himself off a cliff

thumbsUP don't be mad at Dr. Booty

helping my fellow man with hsi love life is a calling - i dont have a choice

you're alright in my book

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

thats just another reason why i love that man so much!

WoW sleazy you were such in good company Jman and Charles both rawk!

V_RocKs · 07-02-2004, 10:58 PM

I think I will be at the next show, I am tired of just reading about the antics.

Weppel · 07-02-2004, 11:49 PM

Now where's that "This thread is useless without pics" picture..

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